Corey_Lazarus

Well, really, hip hop was combining Disco/funk with spoken word poetry, so...

Green Jelly, GWAR, and Kane Hodder.

Yeah, but it's been pulled off better by others. Shaun is a million times better than Dead Alive, only because of how incredibly tight Shaun's script is, and as for gore...Fulci rules. But once the party starts in Dead Alive, it's pretty much second-to-none on an enjoyment scale for me.

My friend Petone got it the other day, and he's almost done with it. Titus was a hilarious, hilarious show, and I haven't actually watched anything on Fox since it was cancelled (mostly because that was the only show I felt was worth watching on Fox). Fucking executives and their wanting control over Titus' project...

Lance is cool. I think he should fly out there and show up anyway tomorrow, but just wait outside the place and tell everybody that Matt Henstock is a douchebag.

Eh, we'll have to agree to disagree here, Mikey my boy. I think light tubes could add something to the match if they were built up. And I don't mean swung around and getting with them either, because that is too cheesy and does scream "hey, violence!" But if they were placed on a table, or a bunch of them were taped together into a table-like surface, and then somebody was thrown through them...that's a sick visual, especially to end a match. And, IMO, the introduction of the thumbtacks made Orton/Foley that much better, and is also one of the reasons Orton started getting over as a face (because fans recognized that he'd take an ass-kicking and get back up). By the way, Mike...welcome back.

Well, London's established it as HIS move in the E, so yeah: to WWE marks, Juvi stole London's move. Though with the firing of Kidman, I could see London going back to the SSP and then Juvi uses the 450 that he and Scorpio made popular (though Juvi's, IMO, was always better than Scorpio's).

But so are clothes that fit...and you likely won't get those caught in an escalator, or have to lift them up just to run.

I...I don't get it either.

Saw it. Wow...definitely excessive force, especially for somebody without weed on them.

Yeah, they were. I sent one in under the alias of Jesse Rico during the whole Douglas & Dreamer/Impact Players feud in February/March 99 in ECW. It was fun being a mark again. A couple funny ones me and my buddy Jay brought to NECW shows... "FISH STICKS: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER" (we call a female wrestler named Violet Flame "Fishsticks" because of how nasty her body looks in tights) "HIT THE REF" At that same show that we debuted these signs, a wrestler named Doug Summers grabbed a sign that me and Jay made about him and ripped it into pieces...but it took him a minute or two to do it. So, our idea was to get a sign that said basically the same thing on the front (some reference to Punky Brewster, because the joke is that Doug looks like Punky Brewster), laminate it and cut the edges so it's UBER close to the edges of the poster, and write "TRY TEARING THIS, BUCKO" on the back.

Pic ain't showing up for me. Got a link to it? And wow. Just when cops were starting to get a good rep again...BAM! They suckerpunch a Canuck.

Evil Dead, especially Bruce Campbell's during the tree-rape scene. "You know, at this point, we used to lose about 85% of the audience in the theater, and I can't figure out why...**branch goes into girl's vagina**...oh yeah, that's why." Cannibal! The Musical, though, has the best commentary I've ever heard. Trey, Matt, Dian, Jason, and the kid who played the Trapper with the mohawk all getting drunk while watching the movie, and Trey breaking down emotionally about his failed relationship with the girl that played Polly Pry. And, of course, at the credits, all of them agreeing to go to a titty bar and Trey yelling "YEAH, TITTY BAR! TITTY BAR!"

Now, I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm looking forward the main event, surprisingly enough. I'm a fan of Raven. I'm a fan of Rhino. I like Sabu when he's motivated, and judging from his match with Rhino at ONS, he's MOTIVATED as ever right now due to coming back from life-saving surgery. Jarrett...well, every match needs a downside. It's going to be INSANE, and I guarantee you everybody will bleed. Okay, so quick poll...do you think TNA will ever introduce light tubes?

Well, when the company refuses to let him get over the same way he did in ECW (I'm not talking about giving him 20 minutes to put on a match, but at least pull off the restraints a little), which is why he was even brought in, it kinda does help to lower his morale, which decreases the quality of his work. As long as RVD doesn't stall constantly after the opening moments of a match (I actually think the stalling during the beginning fits the arrogance of his character), his matches usually turn out good. I rewatched RVD/Lynn from Hardcore Heaven 99, and it's a lot better than I remembered it being. Sure, RVD had to LITERALLY carry Jerry when Jerry was knocked out cold, and both have had better matches against Lance Storm and various others, but the two did bring out something in each other that doesn't happen very often anymore. Now, as for a Shelton/RVD match, and who would be more over...ummm, Van Dam has had over a decade to create a diehard cult fanbase. Benjamin, to me, has all the talent in the world to make it, but lacks a certain something to push himself over the edge. Hopefully a feud with Van Dam could bring that out, and HOPEFULLY Vinnie Mac and Johnny Ace will say "okay, Rob, you get less injured when you go crazy than you do when we make it so you can't do shit, so just go crazy."

WHEN: July 30th, 2005 WHERE: Bellingham Sportsman's Club in Bellingham, MA (located on Lake St. in Bellingham, check www.jayfest.com for directions) WHAT: An all-day, all-ages festival with an all-you-can-eat buffet and pig roast. WHO: Bands confirmed are... 2nd Class Citizen, Absynthe, Anamelech, Antibody Division, As Ill As I Am, Backwoods, Black Harvest, Blackout Frenzy, Coldread, Committee of Thirteen, Days Unknown, Dead God, Death By Dreams, Forever's Fallen Grace, Hell Within, Hypersolid, Inheritance, Inner Self Lost, Let Down, Marching Through Silence, Norseth, Red Right Hand, Sacreligion, Screams of Eridia, Shroud of Bereavement, Silversted, Skulltoboggan, Soma City, Stryk Nine, Suicide Dream, The Departed, Two Miles From Home, Whiskey Chapel, and Wretched Asylum. Hardcore wrestling from New World Wrestling www.newworldwrestling.com will also be featured. Tickets are $15 in advance (if you choose to go, please contract Jon Crawford over AIM at MuzzleTuffet and tell him that Andy sent you, as this will help what slot Inheritance will play in) and $20 at the door. Doors open at 9:30 AM, and the show starts at 10 AM.

CEMETERY MAN vs NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD [Original] Shoulda flipped a coin to see who would win between Land and Re-Animator. Though it's not like Dawn (original) won't win this.

Actually, he said "that's all" in the context that doink was rambling about different things and was extremely incoherent (as he himself admitted).

Paper Boy would be interesting on the current systems...especially if the rights to it were bought by Rockstar. Oh man...that'd make the game so funny...

That's funny, Vitamin, because I always think of Van Der Beek as Sean Bateman from The Rules of Attraction.

YEAH! FUCK PETA! I'm so putting the link to PETA Kills Animals in my AIM profile. .......wow, I'm a fucking tool.

Now, let's read this... And again...this time bolded for emphasis... You were high and drunk. And you wonder why you were incoherent?

Summer: Plain white t-shirt (if any shirt at all), cargo shorts (beige or camo) or a pair of black cutoff's that used to be jeans and now come down to my knees, and Chucks. Winter: Band/wrestling shirt, plain black hoodie, jeans, combat boots. Spring and Fall varies depending on how close to Winter/Summer they are.

Comix Zone.

I've never been able to think of Ben Affleck as anybody other than Shannon from Mallrats. I'll watch Armageddon and yell "NO, LIV, HE'S JUST GOING TO SCREW IN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE!"