Corey_Lazarus

He should wear a mask, be called "Petey-san," and wrestle for Team Japan. HUZZAH!

He'd be able to feel his presence, jerky.

Fuck.

He can look at somebody and, if they're not strong enough in the Force, choke them to death with his thoughts and a couple hand gestures. Yeah, Batman - a regular man with a utility belt and advanced martial arts training - would fucking die. Able to take out two Predators, the first because he used the most advanced technology he could and thought smarter than the alien (for once), and the second because it was a young'un that just wanted revenge (and also had three others hunting it, as well as every single cop in Gotham after it, the CIA, and The Huntress was at Bat's side). Howard the Duck vs. Donald Duck QUACK-FU vs. DIRTY SAILOR BOXING

Actually, he could STILL be there for the birth of Christ. According to the calendar much of the world uses today, the date Christ was born was before the first year AD (don't even ask what AD stands for, I always forget, but something that means "in the year of our lord;" ask SP). Thus, going to year 0 would be before 1 AD, and he could witness it.

In, like, '98 and early '99, every indy wrestler seemed to use the Michinoku Driver. Couldn't go through a single wrestling show without seeing a variation or two of it in two separate matches.

I don't even think the main event (Dreamer/Sandman vs. Dudley Boyz) was announced. I know Awesome/Tanaka was, not sure about Rhyno/Sabu. But hey, that's true ECW fashion: announce a match or two, and wing the rest. And how are you getting One Night Stand out of Bad Blood for this year when Bad Blood happened 2 weeks after ONS? I highly doubt that if they had the numbers from ONS in already, they'd title it under Bad Blood.

Behind AJ Styles...Raven (who got cheered to high heaven even when he was a heel)...Sabin...AMW...yeah. I'd say put Killings back in the main event picture. The guy can work his ass off when he's not relegated to making other people look better, and has charisma up the arse (and thankfully that's the only thing up his arse, since Bradshaw ain't around). Truth vs. Styles. Truth vs. Raven in a hardcore brawl. Truth vs. anybody, really. I'd dig it.

Depends on the situation that I need to wake up for. If it's work? Pfft, fuck no. I've overslept through work plenty of times (I need to get up at 5:15 AM to get to work for 6 every morning I'm working). Luckily I've been there for over 6 months, so I get something like 10 recorded absences (meaning no-call-no-shows) before I even get a verbal warning (only cool thing about Bob's). There's been maybe 2 for me so far, and they both happened in my first 2 months while getting used to the schedule. But, say, if I'm taking a nap after work and am going out that night, I'll wake up about an hour before I'm supposed to go out, regardless of my alarm, so I can get ready.

"Who Killed The Cheerleader?" is a must-have by the Nekromantix. I just don't like the Horrorpops, and I don't know why, but there's nothing about them I really can sink my teeth into.

Jeff Jarrett - World champion. 'Nuff said. I think it should happen, because I want to see Matt and Edge shoot on each other, and see Matt completely MURDER Edge. Money is the bottom line. Netfans will more than likely pay to see Matt Hardy legitimately injure Edge as an act of revenge, or at least I know I would. True, but a worker not comfortable with an angle hasn't stopped business before. Plus, Edge deserves a HUGE amount of punishment for his actions with Matt's former fiancee. I hope he comes back and stiffs the fuck out of Edge and then smacks Lita across the face, and then tells Vince that he other terminates his contract or switches him to SmackDown.

Are there any original members of the band still left, or are they like LA Guns (or was it Ratt?) where all of the founding members left the band?

I greatly dislike the Horrorpops, yet loved every Nekromantix I've heard (which, admittedly, isn't much). Don't like The Cramps too much, though, besides "Surfing Dead."

Shoulda yelled "DIS ONE'S FOR MUMIA!"

^True dat, nikkaz.

The FU would be death...if Cena did it faster. I really think if he didn't just gingerly drop his opponent down, but just SLAMMED~!~!~!~ them down while he himself fell forward or to the side too, it'd look SICK. Remember when everybody had a version of the Michinoku Driver? Yeah. That was ghey. To me, a good finisher is one that just LOOKS like it could hurt you in a legitimate fight, or is hit out of nowhere. A good example of "could really hurt" would be the Tombstone, because if somebody had the strength to lift you upside down like that and just drop you on top of your head? You're down for the count. "Outta nowhere" would be, of course, the Stunner, Superkicks, Shining Wizard, Lariats, etc.

Zack, Hardcore TV still aired on Unvision 27 (the Boston Spanish channel) until early 2000. Right after WAAF Real Rock TV, IIRC. It stopped, and then I think WNDS 18 from somewhere in New Hampshire (Nashua or Manchester) started airing it around the time of the kick-ass Tag title tourney in late 2000, and stopped soon after (since, well, ECW went under soon after).

Graverobbers From Outer Space - "Dirty Schlong"

No, but saying that something is sacred to our American culture when we, as a nation, don't treat it as such is ignorant to me. Personally, I like to believe that God doesn't care whether or not a man loves and has sex with another man or a woman, because a divine being probably would be above judging someone on such a thing as where their heart goes. Hell, maybe we'll just take the Iranian (I believe) route and have government-funded sex change operations for gay men and lesbians so that their love is no longer a "sin."

...difference being that Jeff and Konnan were well-known for stinking up the place by then.

\m/ Good thing you don't carry a piece or a knife for self defense, man. You would've been FUCKED if the cops found that on you while making statements.

I was watching the Prevue Channel in late July in '98, and saw an ad for Heat Wave '98. I was like "SHIT, THAT LOOKS COOL" from the clips they showed, ordered it, and was hooked on ECW ever since. Really fucking good PPV, too. Still holds up.

And yet he wasn't the focus of the whole show during its first year...

Uhhhh...the sanctity that, if you're one of those people that 100% disagrees with divorce (like the vast majority of my family, including myself), occurs when you decide to leave your wife/husband to fuck somebody hotter, younger, and more fun to be with? The sanctity to know that you'll likely never be able to date anybody else ever again? The sanctity that comes from a 50% divorce rate in this country? The sanctity that causes teen depression due to feuding parents that take their anger out on their children? And saying marriage is a purely religious thing is dumb. Atheists get married, people of different faiths get married...so how is it religious besides the reading of religious scripts before saying "I do"? You could skip that part, go to Vegas, meet Elvis and Jimi Hendrix, and then go right to the honeymoon. There is no sanctity in marriage when you can get it done as fast as you could get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's (drive-thru chapels), and especially not when half marriages fall apart anyway. Stop thinking with your faith, and start thinking with fairness in mind. Please somebody shut me up right now, because I'm too hungover to talk about something this serious and make sense of it without sounding like an asshole or rambling on and on and on and on.

It sounds familiar, alright. The one with the huge game of Christopher Columbus. All kids from Brooklyn, right?