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Corey_Lazarus

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  1. Foley.
  2. No. Some Puerto Rican guy did it.
  3. Charlton Heston Pope John Paul II Lemmy Kilmister Phil Anselmo Muhammad Ali Sean Connery Terry Funk Dick Cheney *BEST BET* Howard Stern Martha Stewart
  4. But if they were more accurate, they wouldn't be allowed in. Remember seeing security confiscate pro-WCW signs during the Monday Night Wars?
  5. Nah. Mike at least made sense and wasn't a complete tool, and at least admitted when he didn't know something about a certain topic. That, and Banky went from good comedy poster to bad wannabe Inc. All of the HD/NHB regs are going downhill. IDRM turned religious (which I still think just might be a gimmick), Inc isn't as funny as he used to be, and Banky tries too hard to be pretentious about rock music while also liking terrible bands that even I wouldn't listen to. What we need is Dames in here. THAT would make this thread a classic!
  6. Corey_Lazarus

    Chomp

    Serves 'em right.
  7. Turned to the side, so I can see who it is, but blow them off completely while they blow my head off.
  8. ...I like Lethal Weapon 4 a lot more than I do Lethal Weapon 2 or Lethal Weapon 3. Didn't Bruce Willis' career hit a slump after Hudson Hawk, and then just recently (in the last 5 years) pick back up with The Sixth Sense?
  9. Uhhhh...have Banky post in it?
  10. I still wear my wrestling shirts that fit all the time, prompting many a converation at work with others that either do watch or used to watch.
  11. If this is their worst album, Agent, then I'm DEFINITELY getting more Clutch. I picked this up because I heard the song "The Mob Goes Wild" a few times and loved it, and I'm really loving the whole album. "Ghost" is a mint-ass tune, and not just because it mentions the Biblical figure that I took my username from. I almost picked up Pure Rock Fury, though. That album any good?
  12. Re: RVD The pictures don't prove he's on steroids. Those are from...what? 10-12 years ago? After constant lifting for years, if the person doesn't get any bigger whatsoever, then they're not pushing themselves.
  13. Ahem...if anything remotely televised was in my area, and I had a shirt with the TNA Impact logo on it? I'd do that. Bleachpens are your friend when wearing a black shirt you want to deface.
  14. I'm just waiting for somebody to file a lawsuit because they didn't send him $100, all because he re-edited the purchased TNA shirt to say "TNA SUCKS" or something.
  15. Bad booking. Death on a wrestling program is ALWAYS bad...even when the life was as worthless/harmful as Dutch's to the overall balance of our lives.
  16. Turn into Ultraman and crush their non-kaiju asses under his big toe.
  17. BLOW YOUR SPEAKERS!!!!!! Also...is Metalcore's fighting of the dragon the same as Nu-Metal's, or Rap-Metal's fighting of the dragon the same as Nu-Metal's? Because the Metalcore protagonist would show up in a 1978 Volvo station wagon blasting a mix they made of God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Pro-Pain, Bleeding Through, and Shadows Fall, and then whip the dragon with his dreadlocks until the dragon finally bites his fucking head off. Then the princess laughs, and snorts a speedball with the Glam Metal protagonist.
  18. I can see the points of view from those who consider them boring or overrated, and at points I'd agree with them, but that's Fellowship. I love The Two Towers, as not only does the story pick up the fucking pace, but it also adds new twists and turns to each part of the tale that wasn't there before. Though, in King, what was hyped as one of the most emotional scenes ever, where Frodo and Sam are finally at Mt. Doom, I laughed my ass off at. Sean Astin's acting is terrific in this movie, and Elijah Wood even shows some of the spark he had as a little kid, but the story itself of those two...blah. I didn't care for it. I cheered for Gollum/Smeagol. THAT was the character I liked the best. He was so completely overpowered by the Ring that he no longer resembled what he once was, and in Towers he shows signs of redemption. That's my big complaint. I wanted Gollum to find redemption in some way, shape, or form. Instead...I get shit on for liking the character. I need to be in the right mood to watch any of them but Towers, really.
  19. My CD collection, because it shows the (somewhat) growth of my musical tastes over the years.
  20. Raven, Daniels, Styles, Skipper, Williams, Devine, Sabin, and Dutt I could see sticking to RoH and doing other indy dates, as well as Japan tours. Kazarian, Shane, Traci Brooks, Monte Brown, Abyss, and MAYBE America's Most Wanted might go to WWE, with only Brown and Abyss making any sort of positive impact. But who knows? KAZARISHANE might end up becoming one hell of a tag team, since they're already pretty damn solid (now if only TNA would push them now that they've become entertaining). Jarrett, Nash, Hall, Kid Kash, Eric Young, Bobby Roode, and the rest will probably linger around in the indies until another "we want to be competition" company starts up. Either that, or Roode is signed to WWE, Kid Kash goes to RoH, and Nash and Hall go back to WWE.
  21. NOOOOOOOOSAWA! RUN!!! RUN FROM THE GOTHIC MALLFUCK FAGBUCKET TAJIRI-WANNABE!!! AAAAIIEEEEEE!!!! <bad dub>RUN! NOSAWA IS ATTEMPTING TO WRESTLE!</bad dub> Me? Racist? That's like saying every Asian doesn't know karate. ...WHAT?!
  22. In all seriousness...we really do need to get drug tested. Often. Or start our own TVW (TV Wrestling) reviews (sort of a parody of the PCN).
  23. Big Brother is mighty addictive, too. Like heroin-addictive.
  24. Wow, somebody listens to The Smiths.
  25. I must say, that was good timing, because the thought of a Rush about sitcom stars invading TNA crossed my mind. However, I'd have to say that Tanner carried both Seaver AND Lambert in the main event. The wrong man definitely went over, as although the fans pop for Seaver, it's most definitely a nostalgia pop. He only returned after years of being MIA...what? A month ago? I wish Aaron Spelling would book better shit than this.
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