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  1. This really is the best year ever. Too bad it's 13 years too late. That out of the way, I always wanted to bang Nicole Sullivan. Yeah the first season or two with Artie Lange and Orlando Jones had its moments but yeah it's an event that's long, long overdue. Has there ever been a less memorable show that's ran that long? Though I must say I'm kind of glad that they're keeping Talkshow With Spike Ferestein...surprisingly decent. Gives me something to watch during SNL reruns and commercial breaks.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    "Hi kids- you might remember me as Sgt. Fatso Judson in From Here To Eternity!" *kids cheer wildly*
  3. MAD TV cancelled? This could be a great day for comedy fans everywhere.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    There was a guy named Robert Billcliff or something that had a very similar number to mine. There was a period of about a month or two where I'd get a call for him almost every day. From what I gathered, he owed a lot of money to somebody. Hope he's alright...
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament

    I agree with Mellow, picking for this round was a hell of a lot easier than the first. There were only one or two difficult matchups for me.
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    More Future Endeavours - Dykstra, Lena, Elijah

    Venis may very well retire with the 'E. I don't see him getting released anytime in the near future. He's a good hand and seems to get a good reaction whenever he appears on TV. Then again, I said the same thing about Scotty 2 Hotty two years ago and look what happened to him. Both releases are a bit surprising but I wouldn't be surprised to see either of them back in the 'E eventually. Both have a lot of potential and have shown it when given the chance to. Burke should go to TNA, I bet they'd at least give him a good spot in the upper mid-card. I agree with HTQ, he should probably go to HTQ for some more seasoning.
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    Up!

    Ooh let me play. Love me some Pixar 1. Wall-E 2. Finding Nemo 3. Toy Story 2 4. Ratatouille 5. Toy Story 6. The Incredibles 7. Monsters Inc 8. A Bug's Life 9. Cars I absolutely love The Top 5. And I at least kind of like 6 through 9.
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    The End of an Era

    I know this is a week old but I haven't seen it anywhere else here (and I'm not going to wade through a bunch CTDWAT pages) The Last Standalone VCR rolls off the assembly line 'Tis is a sad day. I believe the VCR played as pivotal of a role in the end of The Cold War as Regan and Gorbachev. Once The Russians saw our sweet way of life through bootleg VHS copies of Porky's, Rambo: First Blood Part II and Teen Wolf, they couldn't put up with communism for much longer.
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    The End of an Era

    Fun fact: Last major studio movie to be released on VHS? A History of Violence
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Gotta love that mugshot.
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    CTDWAT: Indies/Overseas/General

    Well yeah, I knew Frankie had died sometime ago. I just assumed he had gotten a new bird. Come on- you've got to find some humor in the dude having to look on Craigslist to borrow a bird! IT'S FUNNY DAMMIT!
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament

    I'm sort of in between on Elvis. Fascinating person but indifferent to a lot of his stuff. Weirdly enough, my favorite stuff of his is from the era after the '68 comeback special but before he became a total fat, drug addled bozo (Roughly '68 to '73ish). That last album he recorded in Memphis in '69 is pretty good. IIRC, he wanted to record an album at Stax Studios with Booker T and The M.G.'s backing him up around the same time period but The Colonel nixed it. Up there on the list of greatest albums that never happened.
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    KANERULESFAN

    Noah Fentz was Deon?
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    KANERULESFAN

    Scroty- what's the deal with Noah Fentz?
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament

    Group A "Build me up Buttercup" by The Foundations "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash (The Sonics are a really fun band but I don't know if I'd put any of their songs that I'd put in a Personal Top 100 Songs of the '60s list) "8 Miles High" by the Byrds "I Can't Explain" by The Who ("Respect" has been forever soiled to me by this girl in my 7th grade class warbling it every day for like three months. Early Who is pretty awesome) "Hang On Sloopy" by The McCoys "Itchycoo Park" byThe Small Faces "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "She's Not There" by The Zombies "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "Remember (Walkin' In The Sand)" by The Shangri-Las "Bonnie and Clyde" by Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot (Answer to why there's so many Elvis songs is because Bitchtits Brody nominated a bunch of 'em. I'm not an Elvis hater like most of the board apparently he is but "Are You Lonesome Tonight" is pretty dreadful) "She Loves You" by The Beatles "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "Incense and Peppermints" by Strawberry Alarm Clock "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash GROUP B "Surf City" by Jan and Dean "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone "Unchain My Heart" by Ray Charles "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "It Ain't Me Babe" by Bob Dylan "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "I Fought The Law" by The Bobby Fuller Four "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees "Jumpin Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones "Get Together" by The Youngbloods "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "Only The Lonely" by Roy Orbison "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Donovan "Runaway" by Del Shannon "Don't Worry Baby" by The Beach Boys "All Along the Watchtower" by Bob Dylan "The Weight" by The Band "Israelites" by Desmond Dekker "Time of The Season" by The Zombies "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys "Reach Out, I'll Be There" by The Four Tops GROUP D "Walk Away Renee" by The Left Banke "In The Year 2525" by Zager and Evans (Lousy matchup- this one wins by a hair 'cause it creeped the fuck out of me back when I was an oldies listening seven year old) "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 "(I Know) I'm Losing You" by The Temptations (Toughest matchup of the round for me) "In The Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett ('nother insanely tough one) "I Was Made To Love Her" by Stevie Wonder "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band "Suite/Judy Blue Eyes" by Crosby, Stills, and Nash "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown "Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell "Norwegian Wood" by The Beatles "Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel "Be My Baby" by The Ronettes "Come See About Me" by The Supremes
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    Essential Starrcade

    Most likely. Earl worked for JCP in the mid-'80s before jumping ship for The Main Event.
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    KANERULESFAN

    Wait- Noah Fentz was a gimmick? This is what I get for not boarding hard enough for the past month or so.
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    CTDWAT: Indies/Overseas/General

    Amusing tidbit- I mentioned Koko B. Ware's going to be appearing at an indy show about an hour away from me this weekend. Well, apparently he is sans bird and is looking for one to borrow on craigslist... Oh how the semi-mighty have fallen
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    TSM Presidental Election Voting Thread

    Hmm, he's appearing at an indy show here in Maine this weekend- I'll be sure to ask him if he'd consider running in '12 and give you guys the exclusive scoop! Koko B. Ware's going to be on the card too!
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    2008 HOF Finals

    Yes to everyone listed.
  21. I've decided since I've got a couple minutes free, I'd do another one of these. Let's talk about Diesel's WWF World title run. I think no one will disagree with me in saying that it was one of if not the worst WWF World title run. I've seen people defend Russo-era WCW. I've witnessed people heap praise on XPW, and I've seen people vehemently support the idea of the Ultimate Warrior making a comeback run in the 'E. But I never have nor do I expect to ever meet anybody who thought Diesel's WWF World title run was anything more than medicore. That being said, who to blame for the shittiness of the run. I'm going to play a role I'm not sure I've ever played in this thread, that of the apologist. That's right, I'm going to defend the man the IWC loves to hate...Kevin Nash. Now to rip off ESPN Classic, here's 4 Reasons You Can't Blame Kevin Nash for the shittiness of his title run (I couldn't think of five...) 4. Lack of Quality Heels: cabbageboy (of all people) made a good point one time about how their was a decided lack of good heels in '95 WWF. All the top guys; Diesel, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker,etc... were babyfaces! That meant you had Sid tusselling with stiffs like Sid and King Mabel for most of his run. A nonsensical heel turn by Davey Boy Smith didn't really help matters. Guys like Owen Hart, Bob Backlund, and Yokozuna had been effective as main-event heels in the past but were too jobbed out by that point to pose much of a threat and were thus relegated to the tag team division mostly. Bam Bam Bigelow should have been a title threat but was nonsensically turned babyface after jobbing to Lawrence Taylor at WrestleMania XI. After those guys for heels, you're left with a parade of hasbeens, never weres, up and comers who weren't quite there yet. 3. Terrible opponents Again- you're only as good as your opponent, while Diesel could be carried to a good match by a great worker like Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart, he was hopelessly lost against guys like Sid, Mabel, and Davey Boy Smith. 2. They tried to turn him into Hulk Hogan Nash is probably at his best as a sneering badass enforcer. He also works well as a sarcastic, lovable jerk. He does not work well as a plain, white toast babyface and that's what he was for the vast majority of his run- right down to a feud that nobody cared about with Sid. 1. Almost everything that year was terrible in the WWF Yeah, we can all agree that Diesel's run was terrible but would another Bret Hart run with the title have drawn any better? Would hotshotting the belt onto Shawn Michaels have steered the ship? WWF was still shell-shocked from the steroid trial and while they boasted about a New Generation- the storylines and characters were woefully stuck in the past. Diesel may have been at the forefront of all the crap- but he isn't completely to blame for it. So apologists, Nash haters, and all in between, let's discuss the first World title run of everybody's favorite wrestler, Kevin Nash.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Plain and simple, the supercard at a busy time in my life and by the time I've got a lot of time free to put the final touches together, I doubt many will care. I think a smaller draft and starting it earlier in the year so it could end during the summer would be nice.
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    Greatest song of the 60s nomination thread

    Last one I swear! Stevie Wonder- "I Was Made To Love Her"
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    EHME's Hall of Fame...

    You know I like bob_barron, always will. But the only time I'm ever mildly offended by the use of the N word on this board is when it comes from him. Just one of those things that make you go hmmm.
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    Greatest song of the 60s nomination thread

    The First Edition- "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)"
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