ChrisMWaters

Eh, say what you want to say. I kinda liked the Matrix. So much in fact that I'm using it in a sprite comic I'm about to make, having Mega Man hold it. My theory on why it wasn't mentioned in the first two seasons is because there was never a threat as major as Unicron to the Autobots, hence they didn't need to use it. Also, Optimus never really completely died, therefore he never needed to pass it on. Plus, I like saying "LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR" during final battles in video games.

Well, it had good connections. The title of the show = Chyna's Chest and HHH's Needle. ...sorry, had to do that.

One question... Should the Matrix be used in this movie or no? Because their is the question of how well the creators of the Matrix Trilogy will react to that.

(unless I missed it) No Guy Gardner? BOO! Kidding. This looks like it could be very interesting. ...here's a wierd thought...every Hero Character in JLU, Teen Titans, and any other ones missed going up against a villainous force. Would take some major animation skills, but still.

I had a similar theory. Hurricane and Rosey go up against some major threat...realize they're out-manned... So Hurricane decides to visit "The Hero Who Trained Me" Cue a few vignettes, which end in Hurricane debuting his "Teacher", Nova.

Let's see: WrestleMania XX and Royal Rumble 04 (do I need further explaination?) Team Angle winning the WWE Tag Team Titles. The last WWE appearance of the Legion Of Doom

Hmmm...evil/fun thought. WWE does the Iron Man match without commercials in the first hour...ends the show... and the next hour is nothing BUT commercials! ...someone may hit me now.

Because it's not a WWE created idea...and non-smarks that don't know ECW's history will think that he's a Hurricane rip-off? That's probably the WWE reasoning, if you ask me.

Um, didn't they already try this kind of gimmick with the Body Donnas?

One question I have about that whole angle... If The Undertaker wasn't injured at the time, would the ending of that match have been any different? Just curious.

I'd love to buy that belt...bring it to a Smackdown and taunt JBL with it. THat is, if I'm close enough to the ring to do so.

EUGENE OR FUNAKI! Kidding, kidding. It'll probably be Shane...though I wouldn't REALLY mind having Heyman back. ...it would be funny if it was Eugene though...so McMahon could get that Humanitarian Award he was talking about on Smackdown last night

Well, I kinda liked WMXIX...but since this is looking MUCH better, I'm definately getting it. ...if just for the sole reason of having Bret Hart make Rene Dupree tap out like the bitch he is. >=D

YAY! I made "Most Heat" in a way! Sure it was just for a Dark Match thing, but still.

Maybe they invite him back to pick up the frog...planning on telling the bad news to him in person?

I don't know why, but I almost thought that Elenor would commit suicide due to the coupon book.

And now...a recap of El Gran Luchakurt!

I'm hoping for the name "Rockslide", but I doubt the writers are that creative.

I just have to wonder... Since that PPV event is scheduled for a Tuesday...does that mean Smackdown will be live that week?

How about the Undertaker comes on and tries to embalm all of them alive? *The only reason I remember that incident because it was the same Raw where Duane Gill won the Light Heavyweight Championship from Christian*

(Since for some reason I like playing her, which is why she's in TWO E-Feds at the same time, my predictions will come from Ms. Kelly Connelly) MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH Janus vs Ced Ordonez & Munich "Big J will teach Jed and Mr. Germany exactly what it takes to be a World Champion...the HARD way." WORLD TITLE #2 CONTENDERSHIP Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire "Ace is going to be the Ace in the hole for this match." CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE CONTENDERSHIP OVER THE TOP FOURWAY Alan Clark vs Ryan Dustin vs Austin Sly vs Rob Gilbert "Eh, I'll say Sly. Don't know why, just will." TAG TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs “The Icon” Max King & Martin “Big Country” Hunt "Your new Number 1 Tag Team Competitors, my guys! You can take that to the bank!" USJL TITLE MATCH Manson vs The Masked Man© "MURDER HIM MASKED MAN!" SINGLhES MATCH Dace Nigt vs “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart "Vlad to get the upset!" SINGLES MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs “The Paladin” Chance Silver "Chance BETTER beat the crap out of that penguin. I'm not even a wrestler and *I* could beat Petey, for crying out loud!"

(Here's my match that I sent. Keep in mind that the promo I put on the board from Kelly was originally suppossed to be on Storm, hence the references to her being the boss.) Comet: It's time for Triple Threat action, Riley! For a shot at the USJL championship! "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks suddenly cues up in the arena, and the crowd is all boos (well, boos and some catcalls) as Kelly Connelly walks out towards the ring. Riley: And here is the woman that may just become the new owner of the company, Ms. Kelly Connelly. ...hmm, I hope she doesn't have anything against people of my...lifestyle choice if she gets the ownership. Comet: I'm seriously doubtful that Kelly will be able to convince the stockholders of the SWF to sell, but I have been surprised many times in my life before. I remember when I was fighting a criminal... Riley: And no one really cares, Comet. Kelly strides to the ring purposefully, all smiles. To some hooting and hollering, she enters the ring between the second and top ropes, however doesn't pause at all as she enters. Before Funyon can even get a word out, she grabs the microphone from his hand, bringing it up within talking distance. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...I am Kelly Connelly, as you all know. And though I don't have the title yet, you may just be calling me SWF owner in the near future!" Kelly seems somewhat surprised by the negative reaction from the crowd to that announcement. Comet: Apparently, this crowd doesn't seem to like the idea of Kelly becoming the owner here. Riley: They just don't realize the potential she has. And you KNOW I'm not saying that because I'm attracted to her. "Anyway, enough about me. Now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for you all to feast your eyes and fantasize, as you're about to see the greatest wrestler in the entire world make his way to the ring. Here he is, the God among Mortals, the hero to the masses...and YOUR NEXT SWF USJL Champion himself...the one...the only..."THE ICON" MAX KING!" After the explosion of pyro, the camera zooms in to see Max King standing on the entry ramp, "Superstar" blaring in the background as he looks around. Riley: There he is, THE best in this company today! Comet: I wouldn't go bragging TOO much about him, Riley. Remember, he's not the World Champion...or a number one contender for that matter. Riley: Just give it time, tights boy. He's deciding out of the goodness of his heart to take things slow for right now. Comet: I bet. King gets into the ring with Kelly holding the ropes for him, giving off his air of superiority that he seems to put out OH so well. The two egomaniacs get into the center of the ring, embracing each other a bit...before the opening chords of "Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones interrupt them. Comet: And now that the make out session is over in the ring, we can get back to possibly starting up the match. The ebon clad warrior Munich walks out of the entryway to his mixed reaction, looking around to the crowd as he reaches the end of the entryway, taking out his pack of cigarettes at the end of the rampway. Funyon: From Dallas, Texas...standing 6'4" tall and weighing in at 260 pounds....MUNICH! Comet: Munich has a chance to bring his career to a new height, something he hasn't done yet as of this match. However, things could change rather quickly for the man from Texas. Riley: That is if his knee has fully recovered. I've heard the stories of how he got it injured, but I have to wonder just how true those rumors are. Comet: We don't need slander headed Munich's way...Munich now in the ring, and King is already taunting Munich! Riley: And why shouldn't he? They're both participants in this match, both wanting to win...both wanting to get the edge on each other... Comet: And in you're opinion, both handsome enough to win, right? Riley: Hey...don't go into my diary like that! The conversation between the two announcers is interrupted when the lights go out in the arena...the strobe lights beginning to pulsate as "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" begins to play over the speakers, the crowd's reaction not changing that much from when Munich was making his way to the ring. Funyon: From Denver, Colorado...standing 6' tall and weighing in at 230 pounds...MASON! Comet: Touring Japan made Mason re-think his past here in SWF, and he came back to try to rectify his past. Now, he's got a chance to get a new chance to prove himself, as he goes for a shot at the SWF USJL Championship! Riley: Don't expect that anytime soon. People may believe he has Masonosity, but his past will catch up to him VERY quickly, and he'll just have another loss in the books tonight. Mason rolls into the ring, glancing quickly at both King and Munich, before going to his own corner... NIGHT OF FIRE! "Night of Fire" by Niko starts to play over the speakers now, and the crowd reaction turns to a purely positive reaction one as the dance troupe first comes out, shaking what their birth gave them. Funyon: And finally, from Sacramento, California...standing 5'9" tall and weighing in at 209 pounds..."The Bemani Cross Wizard"...CED...ORDONEZ! And Ced appears among the dance troupe, going into his routine with them. Riley: Do we REALLY have to sit through this? This is a wrestling match, not a Dance Dance Revolution competition! Comet:...and I think that's one of the first times that Dance Dance Revolution has ever been mentioned on a wrestling show. Ced finishes up his routine, and goes to go to the ring to finish things off. However, as soon as he's on the ring apron, Max King grabs him and flips him into the ring! *DING, DING, DING!* Comet: What a cheap way for King to start off this match. There's no honor in that kind of start! Riley: But you have to admit, it was very effective! King goes to start beating down on Ced, apparently planning on ending the match quickly by destroying Ced before the match started. Munich apparently is about to go over and help out Ced (or just plain attack King), but before he can get too close, Mason rushes in and blasts Munich upside the head with an elbow shot that takes him down to the ropes. The wrestlers are paired off to start off the match, a brawling match going on between Mason and Munich in one corner, while King uses his slight size advantage over Ced. Riley: YEAH! Now THIS is the way to start off a match here! No care about how dangerous things are to someone's health! This is the perfect way... Comet: Ced blocking a shot from King, and a nicely timed armdrag to the outside of the ring! Ced to the top rope now, and a bodsplash to the outside! Meanwhile in the ring, Mason has Munich in the corner...and misses an elbow shot that sends him in the corner! Riley: Next time Comet, PLEASE don't interrupt me when I'm talking... Munich waits a bit for Mason to turn around, and grabs him, lifting him up and dropping him with a quick Stun Gun. Mason bounces back, and Munich catches him with an inverted atomic drop, causing Mason to go down to the mat. Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, Ced is starting to pummel away at the face of King...then slams the back of his head onto the concrete floor, before jumping up to the mat and drops a knee drop onto the back of the head of King on the outside. He roles back into the ring so he's not counted out, and goes over to Munich, who is about to pick up Mason for a move, but Ced is quick to flip over and get Munich into a pinning prediciment! One TWO.... Mason dives in and nails Ced in the back of the head, breaking up the pin. Mason reaches in, pulling Ced off of Munich and wrenching the leg of the cruiserweight hard! Comet: Mason having a good idea, as the legs are what allows Ced to pull off some of the higher risk moves that he needs to use to his advantage in this match. Without them, he's at a serious disadvantage. Riley: Thank you for being redundant in that note, Comet. But you are right for once...Mason working on Ced's leg could be a good move. Munich manages to get up to his feet now, and looks as Mason is working away on the legs of Ced...and nods, and grabs the OTHER leg of Ced, and starts to work away at it now! Comet: Really bad news for Ced right now! Now he has TWO wrestlers working away on his legs, and they seem to be ready to destroy them! On the other side of the ring, King slides into the ring, and seeing Ced being punished by both Munich and Mason, smirks a bit, and just has a seat on the other side of the ring, watching them both work. Riley: HAH! I love this! King showing no concern for the well being of Ced! Mason and Munich notice how King is just sitting and relaxing now, and drop the legs of Ced, and start to approach King while he relaxes. King...well, he apparently seems to be begging off right now, seemingly not wanting any part of either Munich or Mason. Before either one of them can strike, however, Ced grabs the ankle of Mason, and trips him down to the mat! King gets up, and while Munich is distracted he nails him into the gut with a shoulder shot, followed up a modified version of a Northern Lights Suplex...holding on for a pin... One TWO But Ced and Mason fall right on top of the pin, and it breaks it up. The four wrestlers are all tied up together in the middle of the ring, but Ced is the first one that starts to get to his feet...well, somewhat. His legs still sore from the beating that Munich and Mason both gave him just a few minutes ago, so he's wobbling as he tries to stands up. He falls onto the ropes now, holding them for support. Mason is the next one to get up, and Ced uses the ropes as a boost to try to hit Mason in the face with a back elbow, but Mason manages to lift a knee up, and the lower part of Ced's back hits hard into Mason's knee. Mason quickly follows this up with an armbar that twists hard into the middle of the back of Ced. Ced starts to scream in pain, struggling to get out of the hold, but not suceeeding in that goal. Meanwhile, King manages to get back up to his feet on the other side of the ring, brushing himself off and stepping on Munich's rib area. King notices, and grins, and before Munich can get up too much, starts to stomp away at the ribs repeatedly, a sick and twisted smile on his face as he does this. King then drops an elbow into Munich's ribs, but Munich manages to get up enough and drops King's chin onto his shoulder! Munich grabs King while he's stunned, lifting him up for a vertical suplex, but King manages to slip behind. King goes for a German, but Munich blocks the move, flipping him over his hip with a modified Judo Hold. King rolls to his stomach, and Munich goes off the rope, pulling back with the Reverse Neck Snap. As Munich rolls through however, King manages to get a leg up, and it catches Munich in the back. Riley: Amazing back and forth action, but King showing he knows just where he is at all times in the ring. King is going to win this thing...I'm predicting it right now! Comet: King not looking that great now...meanwhile Ced still fighting...he's trying to use his speed to get out of that arm wrench that Mason has him in on the other side of the ring.... Ced finally flips through the hold, and flips Mason down to the mat, and now locks an arm wringer of his own onto the somewhat larger superstar. Mason isn't held down for long, as he's not as damaged as Ced is, and pushes him off. When Ced gets back to his feet, Mason rushes in for a running high knee to the face of Ced, but Ced dodges the move, leaping up, and catching Mason with a tornado headscissors that drops Mason all the way out of the ring. However, Ced can't follow it up, as the move re-twisted his legs. Munich on the other side of the ring manages to get back up to his feet himself now, and before King can get fully back up to his feet, Munich grabs King apparently going to set up "The Icon" for the C-4 Crunch. Max, seeing the referee is too busy with Ced's condition, takes this moment to nail Munich HARD with a low blow. Comet: Now what was the call for a move like that in this match? If King is such the great wrestler that he is, why would he resort to such cheating ways? Riley: Hey, if it works for someone like Ric Flair, why shouldn't someone like Max King try it sometime? King smiles a bit, and with Munich in pain he quickly takes advantage, and backdrops Munich out of the ring! King looks out to the ring, and smiles... ...as he sees Kelly reach under the ring with a lead pipe in hands! Comet: Oh come on now, this isn't right at all! Kelly's not even a legal participant in this match, and she's getting involved where she doesn't belong! Riley: Like King really cares right now! It's obvious our future boss and her charge had a plan, and now they're going to execute that plan on the outside of the ring! As Munich and Mason both get up to their feet, Kelly takes the chance to strike, swinging the lead pipe that she's carrying right into the legs of both wrestlers, knocking them down to the mat. For good measure, she swings the pipe right into the head of both of them, then quickly hides the pipe as the referee turns around, noticing both wrestlers out of the ring. Comet: This is a major travesty of justice! Kelly had no business getting involved, and she's about to cost both Munich and Mason the match! Riley: And I think that this is a great plan by Max King here! Play it smart and take out two of your problems, and concentrate on the weakest link in the chain! The referee continues to put the count on both Mason and Munich on the outside of the ring, but neither man is conscious to hear the count. They finally start to move at 9, but by then it is too late, as the referee reaches a 10 count! Funyon: Ladies and gentlemen, both Munich and Mason have been counted out, and as such have been eliminated! Munich and Mason, hearing that announcement, get REALLY angry now! They try to get back into the ring to take their aggressions out on King, but security is quickly out to get both men to the back, and King now starts to stalk Ced Ordonez as he's down on the mat. King goes down onto his knees right next to Ced, and starts to slap Ordonez on the back of the head hard, an evil grin on his face. "This guy is nothing!" he says to the crowd as he stands back up, almost LAUGHING at what he's doing. Comet: Max King taking Ced Ordonez a little lightly right now, and that could be a very costly mistake if you ask me. Riley: Oh like the masked moron actually has a chance of taking down a guy the caliber of King. Especially with his legs basically annihilated like they were by those other two losers. Comet: They only lost because Kelly nailed them in the legs and heads with a lead pipe! Riley: Excuses, excuses. King finally turns around to face Ced again...and Ordonez starts to swing wildly with punches into the lower abdominals of King. King just laughs at the effort, and clubs Ced in the back of the head, taking him back down to the mat. King grabs the leg of Ced now, rolling him over...and with a WHOOO to the crowd, goes to lock in a Figure Four leglock to Ced...but Ced has enough wherewithal to grab the head of King, and roll him up into a cradle! One TWO THREE...NO! Max King just BARELY manages to get a shoulder up after that, and Ced is back up, waiting for King...shaking out his legs to try to get some feeling back in them...or shake the pain out of them, one or the other. Either way, when King is back up to his feet, Ced catches him in the face with a dropkick that sends him into one of the corners. Ced quickly dives into the corner, grabbing the leg of King and whipping him out of the corner by it down to his back...leaping up and rolling with the leg towards the chest of King. He holds on with a cover now... One TWO King gets a shoulder up. Ced doesn't let go of the leg that he's been working on with King...and now HE goes to lock on a Figure Four, and actually manages to get it! Comet: A great strategy by Ced! His legs aren't in the best condition to pull of some of the higher risk flying moves and kicks that he's known for, so he improvises and pulls off a last minute desperation move to get an advantage! Riley: And that's only because he saw that King was about to do the same thing to him just moments ago! He's stealing strategy ideas from King, because he knows that none of the moves that he has in his arsenal are good enough to pull off a victory over someone of King's skill! Max King struggles to try and get out of the hold, but Ced starts wrenching away more at the hold. However, it's apparent by the screams from Ced that this move is also hurting him as he locks it on. King start rocking back and forth in the middle of the ring, and eventually manages to get a reversal for the Figure Four...this time Ced screaming even harder than he was just moments ago. He's close enough to the ropes to grab them though, and King breaks the hold, but the damage to Ced has been done and severely hurt Ced's chances in this match. The camera quickly cuts to show Kelly's face, and she's slapping the mat hard trying to encourage her man into getting the victory in the match. The crowd, however, is a complete opposite in reaction, even going as far as to start a loud CED chant! Comet: The first man up to his feet...if either one CAN get up to their feet now...will have the better advantage right now. But the question right now is if either man CAN get back up to their feet. Riley: Come on King...you're SO close to getting what you so rightly deserve, don't give up just yet! You can do it! I predicted you to win! Ced, being closer to the ropes, uses them as a hand ladder to get back up, while King is forced to get back to his feet by himself. King still manages to get back up first, but when he goes in to punch Ced ducks down...and manages to catch him off guard with the Regal Roll! Ced gets back up a bit, looking to the ropes...nodding a bit...fighting through the pain and going to climb up to the top rope right now, apparently calling for the Fire Soul! However, King is right there to distract the referee as Ced climbs up to the rope, and Kelly is there to attempt to pull him off the top rope. Ced is quick to see her, and climbs down, getting face to face with Ced. Riley: Hey Ced, back off of her! That's your future boss right there, you know! Comet: That's a very debatable opinion right there, but it was apparent right there that Kelly was attempting to cost Ced the match by interfering once again! Kelly and Ced start arguing on the apron, and Kelly goes to slap Ced right across his masked face. Ced grabs the arm as it comes in, and jumps up to kiss Kelly right on the lips as she stands there, shocked. Ced is all smiles under his mask as Kelly seems to be sick...but Ced doesn't realize that King saw what he did...and is right behind him. Comet: King from behind...Ced still on the apron...King lifting him up... Riley: KING BUSTER! Right in the dead center of the ring! See, THAT'S a smart wrestler's game! King smiles, and puts an index finger right onto the chest of Ced while he's down on the mat. Ced is obviously out cold... One TWO THREE! Comet: And Max King literally STEALS the win here with the help of his girl Kelly! Riley: See how smart Kelly is? Mostly I don't support females, but in Kelly's case I'll make a MAJOR exception. She is the smartest woman in wrestling, and he's the smartest and most handsome man. Comet: I see so painfully now where your priorities are. Nevertheless, by severe cheating, Max King has won the match, and now will face the USJL champion in the VERY near future. Max King and Kelly leave a beaten down Ced Ordonez in the ring, leaving with smiles on their faces. They knew what they did...but apparently, they didn't care. They were victorious. And for them...that's all that truly mattered.

Another good HOLT report, Citrus. And I want to thank you for helping me make a new storyline via the HOLT reports.

Thanks for the words of encouragement. <Kelly>Now, how much do you want to sell your stock for? *holds up a clipboard*

And D'OH.... Just recieved a PM from Thoth...as I originally had this planned to be on Storm... He said that I should have run this by him, Zed, or Suicide King before posting, due to the magnitude of it. Um...oops. ^^;