bob_barron

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I have JCW Vol. 3. It's my first Juggalo tape so I don't know if I need to watch the others. I found the commentary to be hilarious and it more then made up for the shit matches. What was with the deal with Rude Boy v. Abby? That match went on forever and the non-finish was really weird. Corey- want to explain that one for me

Yea- poor Maya. It's not that Maya is too black to play Kristin it's just that she's too ugly and Kristin is too hot. Tina's record in skits is kinda weird. Sometimes she's in them for no reason. She actually was in 2 skits that got cut from the Barrymore episode. Tina is on my list of 5 and her playing Kristin (also on my list of 5) is just an SNL dream come true. Lil' Sleuths has gotten cut a ton of times. At least 3-4 to my count. I get an email from someone who attends dress every week and I always find out what got cut. Kenan said that it just wasn't working out and they mutually agreed to end it. It's weird that this has gotten no news at all. Even though I have a soft spot for Norm (Me being biased towards Norm..NO WAY!) I will agree that Jeff's Letterman was awesome. I'm going to miss his O'Reilly impression most.

But the Braves don't draw- that's a fact. Attendance has been shit at Turner Field

--USWO results from last night in Madison, TN before 110 fans: Dan the Man b Drifter, Arrick Andrews b John Caesar, Hammerjack & Shane Eden b TJ & Ty Blade, Nore Havoc & Tim Renesto NC Slacker J & Dan the Man, Jingus (ring announcer) b Athena in a food fight, Arrick Andrews & Ryder b Hot Rod Biggs & Thug Jones (thanks to Jimmie Daniel)

Are you still black?

Goldust was able to make a simple powerslam a credible finisher. As long as it isn't something incredibly lame I think you can get almost any finisher over.

Vote mole

How do you make AIDS chili?

Teddy may look like an uneducated buffoon but I wonder if he knows the difference between like and well since you surely don't.

This thread needs more mole.

I just like lurking and watching the discussion unfold. That and the massive amounts of SNL fan mail like raza said.

You try too hard. Where you been barron? I haven't seen you around anywhere? I still post quite a bit. I just rarely post in HD.

You try too hard.

I've been listening to Howard Stern since I was 4. I love that guy

At a show in Toronto they had Christian and Jericho cutting a backstage promo to get heel heat. They start dissing Toronto and get heat but then one of them said something like: Yea- and the Leafs won't win the Cup until 2045! The crowd gave that a big pop and started chanting: GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! It was hilarious.

The local was Jerome Williams (aka Junkyard Dog) of the Raptors (now Bulls). He's a huge wrestling fan- he was sitting next to Vince Carter. Rock's promo in Toronto is one of my favourite promos ever right up with his promo before HIAC. Rock: I'm gonna get in my pickup truck, drink some Steveweisers and listen to some Backstreet Boys and that's the bottom line cause the Great One said so. Rock: I did it for the Rock. I did it for the people. I did it...I did it..Awww shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty.

Wrestlemania is going to last 5 hrs. I'm going- got a seat somewhere in the 100s

He did Tim Calhoun fairly recently. (Andy Roddick episode) You can watch it at fallonfey.com if you missed it

Forte's been pretty awesome this season but I still like Seth and Tina more. Tina was RIGHT THERE and it would've been an SNL Dream for me. Instead they got Maya. Will Forte told me that Christina was going to surprise people and she reminded him of when Justin Timberlake hosted. He was right. I always have a big soft spot for Britney. I know she has a horrendous voice but I just love her and hate Christina. Christina needs to dye her hair. Well he technically went to Quebec and got people pissed at him. I became an Ed the Sock Fan when he kept commenting on the 2002 VMAs and just teared it apart. She got zinged. He also once got to touch Tina's boobs. Maybe it's Lorne's way of apologising?

To show how much Miranda had changed and how much she cared for her new family.

I saw the movie a long time ago because Amy Poehler and a kid I went to camp with was in the movie. It was really funny- I came in watching with too much hype so some of it came off a little flat- but overall I really enjoyed it,

I've noticed you've never been a big fan of Will Forte. I thought the black history month thing was the funniest thing I've seen on Weekend Update this year. I'm still laughing at the Maya Rudolph line. I think that's only the second time it happened. And both times it was pretty fucking funny. We agree!

SNL Review- Sports Report- Toronto Maple Leafs- They've had a rough week as Eddie is still not back yet. Ugh this is getting frustrating. I think it's been firmly established that Trevor Kidd licks balls. Canucks- They've had a rough week (well a rough time overall) but at least they were able to defeat Colorado. They have a three game homestand coming up and hopefully they can bounce back and get some points. The 2003 Stanley Cup Champion New Jersey Devils- They've had a real impressive week going 3-1-0 and they are quietly catching up to Philadelphia. With JR on the shelf this should be an interesting race to look at it. Nets- They haven't lost in more then a month. Lawrence Frank is God. I'd like to give a special thank you to Greg Maddux who is leaving the Braves after 11 seasons. I'm very happy he gets to back to the Cubs and I hope he wins #300 and gets another World Series ring. Thanks for everything Greg. Mailbag!!!! Nothing this week- I think it's due to Sean's lack of updating. Wanna be in the mailbag?????? Email me at [email protected] Hardball Cast- Darrell Hammond, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz Thoughts- Darrell has done double duty in skits before- I remember the time when he played three roles in one skit. This was good but it was a below the usual greatness that Hardball provides us. Horatio was funny as Rosie O'Donnell and Parnell played his role of conservative sleazball really well. Darrell's Ahnuld sucked as usual and he almost had crack up problems but he did okay. There just weren't enough funny lines like the usual Hardball has and it came off really flat. *** Monologue Cast- Christina Agulera, Lorne Michaels, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Sanz, Parnell, Kenan Thompson, Finesse Mitchell Thoughts- Well it was going good until she decided to sing. I always enjoy seeing Lorne in the monologues and the bit with all the guys and Tina was really funny. Lorne not remembering Finesse's name (We hired a guy named Finesse) was a great line. Kenan was also good. BUUUUUUUT I hate the song Beautiful and it killed the good buzz for me. I think it would've been so much funnier had she been in the middle of the song and they cut to all the guys in the back nodding off or something. Good jokes, bad song. ** Sex and the City Cast- Agulera, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph Thoughts- True story: I've gotten about 5 IMs commenting on how I would hate the fact that Maya Rudolph played Charlotte. Fact: Charlotte York is not black. Fact: Charlotte York is not ugly. So I was soured on this skit from the start. But damn- Christina Agulera was fantastic as Samantha. She got the voice, the mannerisms just everything was perfect about it and it totally saved the skit for me and made me actually like it quite a bit. Amy was pretty good as Carrie and Rachel added nothing as Miranda. The one big highlight was Christina's excellent portrayl of Samantha and that's enough for- *** Do You Know Who My Father Is? Cast- Agulera, Forte, Seth Meyers, Parnell Thoughts- This was probably the most dissapointing skit of the night. I expected greatness with Seth and Will in it but nothing was very funny. The writing was pretty poor and Christina Agulera wasn't funny at all. Seth tried to get laughs by playing it totally over the top but it just wasn't meant to be. Better writing could've made this skit so much better. * Fun with Real Audio Cast- I hate when they tease us with a Smigel cartoon and then give us Fun with Real Audio. Smigel is so funny yet insists on producing this crap. Some of the clips of Pat O'Brien were funny but for the most this was pretty bad. Not one of Smigel's best. *1/2 Womens Week Cast- Agulera, Hammond, Poehler, Dratch, Rudolph, Parnell Thoughts- Darrell does a great Phil Donahue and it was great seeing him getting a chance to bust it out. The main part of the skit was pretty funny as well. Rachel was really funny here and Amy was funny as well. Christina was really good at playing a skank whore. Who knew? Rachel and Darrell were the highlights of the skit and I loved the ending. ***1/4 Maroon 5 Thoughts- I had only heard one song before this but these guys kick a lot of ass and they ended the bad musical guest streak at 3. The song was nice and catchy, a lot of fun to listen to and the guys showed a lot of energy. Awesome stuff. ***1/2 Weekend Update Cast- Fallon, Fey, Forte Thoughts- That's a lot of 'F's. This was a KICKASS Weekend Update but was once again way too short. The jokes kicked a ton of ass except for one or two clunkers. The jokes about Jesus Horses, A-Rod, Outkast and most were awesome stuff. But you can't discuss this WU without discussing the greatness that was Will Forte. His commentary on Black History Month was HILARIOUS and I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Will: Tina- it's not half black history month That's your line of the year right now and I don't think anything is going top it unless we get like the greatest zinger ever. Will is awesome on Weekend Update and if Jimmy leaves I totally endorse him for co-anchor. (Well aside from you know who) This Update was fantastic- I just wish it had been a lot longer. ****1/2 You Got Served Cast- Agulera, Rudolph, Parnell, Sanz, Meyers, Forte Thompson, Mitchell Thoughts- Of all the movies to spoof- they picked this one. This skarted started out pretty funny and then got incredibly draggy in the middle as the dancing was not very funny. Will Forte's incredibly random cameo was very very funny and saved the skit from suckdom. **1/4 Backstage with Christina Cast- Agulera, Rudolph, Poehler, Sanz, Dratch, Armisen, Mitchell, Thompson Thoughts- Good to see SNL bust out some impressions I really like. I'm a big fan of Amy and Sanz's impressions of the Osbournes and come on: Kenan dressed up as Star Jones is funny based on image alone. This was really funny (I loved the Stedman jokes) but I thought it came off as a bit too preachy and I didn't like Maya. But the rest was really funny. ***1/4 Spanish Soap Opera Cast- Agulera, Sanz, Dratch, Meyers, Armisen Thoughts- This was actually cut from the Salma Hayek episode which had musical guest.... Christina Agulera. It's weird how these cut skits from full circle. This was way too hard for me to follow (It was 12:40 am) but I still found this to be pretty funny. Those Mexican soap operas are pretty screwed up and this skit did a good job of spoofing them. Fred plays a good Mexican sleazball and it's always good seeing Seth get airtime. *** Bad Employe Cast- Parnell, Poehler, Forte Thoughts- Man- Will Forte is completely owning this show. He's fast becoming one of my favourite cast members. His performance was incredible. I'm a fan of his end of the show bizarre skits and this was the best I've seen. The bits with racial and sexual discrimination and Forte diving out the window were awesome. Even the beginning bit with Poehler and Parnell discusssing the sandwhich was great stuff. Excellent work by Forte here- and I hope he continues to get more airtime. **** Maroon 5 Thoughts- These guys ended up being pretty darn good. This song was a bit too poppy for my tastes but I loved how they didn't do what other pop acts do and play some sappy goopy slow piece of crap for their second song. This was a nice, fun song to listen to and it was nice to hear good music on SNL again. BTW- since Huggies Thong aired for the 232,837th time- I'm going to ignore it from now on. *** Walgreens Cast- Agulera, Sanz, Parnell, Dratch Thoughts- This becomes a recurring character while Lil' Sleuths has only aired once. There is no justice. Some of the lines are always funny but I hate how it always ends up being a freaking swerve and it's an ad for Walgreens. Show us some originality for God sakes. It just sucks out all the fun out of it for me. This was a decent last skit but if they're going to bring it back- be original! ** The Bottom Line- Avg. skit was **.8 making this an easy thumbs up show. There was minimal crap and they got the most out of Christina which was great. Christina was pretty good and I'm still amazed by her impression of Samantha. Will Forte was AWESOME in this show and carried a **** skit and made WU a must see. SNL had a pretty good February (aside from the first half of Drew) and I really hope they can continue this momentum the rest of the season. The first month of the no Jeff Richards era has been a success. Thumbs Up.

It was the wrong ending... But Charlotte's getting a baby. Charlotte's getting a baby. CHARLOTTE'S GETTING A BABY!!!! I cried so much during the whole thing- how pathetic am I?