Cuban Linx

Why ask to have yourself banned if you're just going to IM people to keep posting for you anyway? Kinda defeats the entire purpose i'd think.

I'm "Milkshake" by Kelis, lucky me.

At this stage i'd expect Delgado to end up in a Baltimore uniform next season, if by nothing else than by process of elimination since the other teams showing major interest were Seattle who probably don't have the cash to throw around after signing Beltre & Sexson, and Texas, who after being the kings of stupid spending with the A-Rod deal are suddenly the model of fiscal responsibility and look committed to playing things smarter and not going off the deep-end with any big signings like what Delgado's asking price will be. I guess someone like the Mets could still come along and throw a huge sum at Carlos and lure him away though, lord knows they haven't been afraid to do that this off-season.

Lewis had just 25 points in the first game of the Japan trip, he got 50 in the second game. So i guess Bill Walton was wrong, he could only average 37.5 PPG if he only played the Clippers.

Tennessee: Home- Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Cincinnati, San Francisco, Seattle, Oakland Away- Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Arizona, St. Louis, Miami A rather good schedule with the cruddy NFC West and fellow bottom feeders in Oakland, Cleveland and Miami, this combined with the #4 draft pick and the fact that surely it's not possible to have as many injuries again as they did this season should lead to improvement, probably not enough to get back in the playoff hunt but with the high turnover of playoff teams most seasons lately you never know. Getting back to .500 should be achieveable at least.

I can see why he wanted to win an ultimately meaningless award so bad, it's not like his gutless underachieving team is going to be winning anything else anytime soon. I eagerly await the Seahawks and Rams tripping over each other to find ways to lose.

Very few, as an average naked man would be too occupied protecting his exposed genitals from cat claw/bite to effectively fight off more than a couple at once.

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

I guess it couldn't be any worse than Chyna's last "movie" with X-Pac, at least.

After Charlotte got a promising new expansion team New Orleans fans (all 12 of them) must be hoping someone shitcans the Hornets and starts over, the Hornets will be lucky to get even 10 wins the way they're going.

Eddie Murphy Raw GoodFellas and as gifts: Seinfeld Seasons 1, 2 & 3

After he said "don't hunt what you can't kill" you should have killed him, that would have taught him good.

I'm too good to be ranked.

What is it with the Clippers and overtime. Three standard OT's and three double OT games for 9 periods of extra time already this season, they must be getting paid by the minute or something.

I've no clue of the exact moment, whenever i found out it clearly wasn't a big deal to me. As long as the presents kept coming the life status of an imaginary fat man was inconsequential.

My TSM Keeper League team may have pretty much sucked but victory is mine in the COSG league, 81.7 to 71.9 in the final. Michael Vick chose the perfect time to finally put up a big fantasy score for me.

I'm liking the way my team's going so far, about to retake 1st place with a 7-0 win and i haven't had to make a single change to my roster yet. As soon as Abdur-Rahim's traded and Miles gets to start full-time the team should be even stronger, even with an average center in Mark Blount.

Looks like the Chargers will be the ones Manning gets the record against. And this certainly makes a mess of the AFC wildcard pitcure, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Denver and Buffalo all sitting at 8-6 with only one spot to fight for.

Looks like he stepped out of bounds, Manning's gonna get a shot at the TD record after all.

And that's the game, 76 yard INT return.

Are there any kickers or punters in the league that don't look like total girls trying to tackle on a kick return?

Kicked the ball right into the back of his lineman's head, that's a new way to block a FG.

I can't remember if i sent in keepers or not, so i might as well just put them here just in case: Mark Teixeira Alfonso Soriano Scott Rolen Adrian Beltre

Snuff Film.

Nothings quite the cure for some recent losses than a game against the Atlanta Hawks. Portland win by 16 and get back to .500 and they thankfully do not trade for Vince Carter, not a bad day.