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It really, really is.

Hot damn, and entire page long argument about the semantics of the word "clear."

RobotJerk is the best thing to happen to the CE folder in forever, because he and Mike make absolutely the cutest couple I've seen in a long time. I find their relationship both adorable and riveting.

I can assure you, speaking as someone who may potentially be licensed to practice law as early as this year, that THIS is the funniest line this thread will ever produce.

Falwell's about to kick it? Damn. I just saw him interviewed on the news programs as late as this weekend talking about Schiavo. Hope he's got a living will. Oh, and c'mon, Jobber, Terry's only "moving on" because you liberals are MURDERING her....

.......... ..........the CE folder really took a weird turn very abruptly. My friend, you couldn't even qualify to write Star Trek slash fics.

I suppose he was just waiting for "camera saturation" to reach an appropriate level. You bastard! I linked to that story in my post towards the top of the page! But it got no-sold by some people's TASTELESS AND OFFENSIVE Challenger jokes.

I've thought about this, and thought about this, and I just do NOT get the Batista thing. I just have no explanation as to why he's popular, other than "he's not HHH, nor has HHH buried him yet." Don't get me wrong.....I got nothing against the guy. It doesn't offend me that he's in the main event or anything. But at the same time, I don't care that he IS in the main event. It's just that he does absolutely nothing for me. I couldn't be more apathetic towards Dave Batista if I tried. I suppose I want him to win at Mania, but only because he'd be beating HHH. Other than that.......nothing. Is there something that I'm missing here?

Numba one stunna. And here, I'll save MikeSC the effort: should TNA somehow get a TV slot head-to-head against the WWE's flagship show, they'd get slaughtered in the ratings. And by "they", I'm not referring to the WWE.

This is the most awesome explanation of God I've read in a long, long time. And the fact that you cite the Preacher comics as a reference makes me you a little.

THE HANDS RESIST HIM. That's what started all of this haunted Ebay nonsense, BTW.

What the shit is this? This angst bullshit I'm reading? I see this thread title, and I thought it'd be about people really opening up with their feelings about their fathers, and instead it's just some of you bitching and complaining because your dad sold the old junk you had lying around the house. I hate my father, and have GOOD reasons to do so.

What's the over / under?

Crazy Dan has a lot of things to say. OH! Just when you think this story can't give any more, something wonderful happens. Guess ol' Jesse had a free moment from being Michael Jackson's spiritual advisor.

Oh yeah? Well, I take public transportation. And when I'm not doing that, I ride my bike. And I recycle. Bottles AND cans. Suck my dick, hippie.

You're right. In fact, we should redistribute his hard-earned wealth to the TRULY needy.

I saw the video for this the other day. Song's awful, but will probably make him a ton of money for reasons I can't really explain. But I have to say, Rob actually looked VERY hot in the video. .........shit, I think I just made something of an admission.

Is Michael going to keep her ashes? Cause if so, then man, that's like the final knife in the back to her family.

This is off topic, but I've actually grown to like JMS less and less since he's gotten more verbal (i.e. "uppity") about his political views.

See, I'm the exact opposite way. Some of the EU stuff is crap, but there's a lot of good stuff that's been done with it. Especially the stuff that Zahn's done. Zahn's probably one reason why I dislike the prequels so much - because Zahn work 10 years ago in the EU is infinitely better than the stuff Lucas himself is doing now. The animation for the Clone Wars cartoon is pretty much classic Genndy, though, so I suppose if you're not into his style, I can see where one wouldn't be too interested in the cartoons.

How about the age of my current obsession, Traci Brooks?

Same here. You know, though, this is why I'm afraid Sin City won't be #1 and "Beauty Shop" will be. It's because Meatwad is right - don't underestimate how stupid most of the movie-going public is, or their appetite for complete and utter crap.

Too bad she's not in a persistent vegetative state with highly questionable, second-hand instructions as to her life and well-being, otherwise we would all be talking about this story for weeks.

I, too, fear change. Perhaps it is because so many years of my life have been spent facing difficult hardships, so much time spent dealing with one personal crisis after another. There are few happy moments in my existence, few instances when I can look upon my life and reflect upon moments of joy instead of sorrow. And so, I fear change, because I am afraid that with it, I will lose forever those fleeting moments of hope and felicity that bring a temporary delight into my ordinarily dreary existence. Oh dear - I'm afraid I've become maudlin for times past. Where was I? What, are you gonna CRY about it? Pussy.

If it was brought back, I wouldn't want it in the regular single-elimination style - I'd want it set up in "block" format, with the wrestlers trying to earn points via wins, and of course the two top point earners in each block make it to the semi-finals. Ending with the winners of each block fighting one another for the crown. They could still make it brand vs. brand; just have one brand feature one block, with the second brand featuring the other. All leading up to, naturally, a brand vs. brand match. Basically, I'd like to see the tourneys done like they are in Japan. The WWE audience might be a little uncertain about it, at first, but if the matches were booked carefully, I think interest in the matches could increase as time goes by, and they'd have weeks of material to work with leading up to whatever PPV has the semis / finals.