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Paper: "Bin Laden determined to attack inside America." Bush: What is this bullshit about? I think I'll forget about it. Richard Clarke: Uh, sir... Bush: Not now, Zorro is on. Clarke: Yeah, okay, guess I'll leave my papers on the desk. Americans: *blissfully unaware* Bin-Laden: Me turn planes into boom booms. Americans: Well, at least they caught us unaware. Clarke: Actually, it was pretty friggin' obvious. Americans: WHAT? Congressional Investigators: Uh, yeah. He's right. Oops. Bush: Hey, check this out! I got a plan for a scenario that we have absolutely no hunches could ever happen! Be prepared, but in case you aren't, we've moved the terror scale from "steady as she goes" to "En Garde!" Americans: Shouldn't you be paying attention to real issues or something? Bush: If I start, you'll expect me to keep it up. I'm going to go talk about the threatening dangers of gay marriage now. Bye. MikeSC: Brilliance! Because, of course, the Gore Administration reaction would have been like this: Paper: "Bin Laden is determined to attack inside the US." Gore: Hey, what's this? *Gore touches paper and goes "Deadzone" Christopher Walken-style* Gore: There will be an attack... on September 11th in New York City... involving planes... crashing into the Twin Towers! *Lets go of paper and goes back to normal* Gore: Glad I have my psychic powers. Now I can save the day! *Flys off to capture Bin Laden* "Inside America" is a very specific place, eh? Oh wait, no it isn't. Bin Laden was the only person "determined to attack in the US", right? Oh wait, a whole fucking lot of people are determined to attack inside the US. Our intelligence community was sharing information and giving us a clear picture of this, right? Oh wait, our intelligence community was withholding info from each other and couldn't give us any clear pictures on if this threat was truly credible or not. But, hey, Bush knew. Because he did. But hey, I'll leave you and NoCal to your "BUSHKNEWLOL911" circlejerk. WTF...I have never said once or even eluded to Bush knowing about 9/11 ahead of time.......
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There are already a dozen or so theories as to how the movie ends. You can find them with a little research on the net....
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Bad as Ashcroft is, he's still better than the she-male Reno. -=Mike Bah! I'd like to see John Ashcroft throw a dance party and then we'll see... Oh wait, he doesn't dance because it's the devil's motions or something. Damn. I am sure Ashcroft was condeming his fellow teenagers for "cutting the rug" way back in the day.
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It's not like there weren't bombing campaigns and heavy surviellence before the war though. It is not like suddenly after Sept. 11th we decided to "deal with Iraq" They were being dealt with already and from every account so far, it was working pretty well, not PERFECT, but they were contained.
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EDIT: nevermind
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Personally, I always got a kick out of the SpiderPoet/Marney debates.
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Shhhhh! You'll wake SpiderPoet
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This sounds very Back to the Future 2....... The problem I would have with Bill Gates scenario though is, does that mean no one will own movies anymore? Would the people be at the mercy at what programmers wanted to offer. I mean gawd forbid another Janet Jackson incident and the FCC & the like decide to try to "buckle down" again. Also, would EVERY MOVIE BE AVAILABLE or would this be similar to ITUNES to where they purposely carry a catalogue of mostly top 40 songs. Before I signed up for any tv system that stored all the shows/movies for that the claimed I never need to own a DVD of MY OWN, I better be able to turn it on and say, "Braindead International uncut version"
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wha wha what? By gawd, he went after Tommy Chong for selling bongs over the net.....He is my HERO.....
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Well at least they are asking Blair to be accountable, and are actually expecting him to answer tough questions.
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From what I remember reading AT THE TIME, it was Hogan who didn't like the vigenettes/angle, and everyone knows that during that time in WCW, what Hogan wanted, Hogan got. The Raven skits were actually one of the more interesting things going on at the time. The best part of the skit at the house was how they totally made it b-movieish. When Sandman slapped Kanyon on the back, Kanyon had the cheesiest look on his face, and did the delayed reaction before flipping into the pool. It was CLASSIQUE.........Someone find me that skit on the net.
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Sort of. The "wooing" at chops didn't catch on in WWE until a couple a few years ago. ECW fans pretty much did it from day 1, and did originally do it to piss of Shane Douglas, but it ended up just catching on for anyone doing the chop.
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I don't need a PS3 with ALL the bells & whistles, just one that can play DVDs and can use the network adapter. Also I wonder if the Network Adapter for the PS2 can be taken off the PS2 and used on the PS3........or if you have to buy a brand new one. Same with the USB headphones.....
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the puppeteer death was one of the most classic ever, but the effect is totally lost if you see the edited version, so everyone who hasn't seen it yet, make sure to see the movie on dvd/vhs and not on regular cable channels.
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I believe they went with an original plot for Ring 2, and by the sound of it, they should have just stolent the Ringu 2 plot, cause that plot doesn't sound very interesting to me.
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Paper: "Bin Laden determined to attack inside America." Bush: What is this bullshit about? I think I'll forget about it. Richard Clarke: Uh, sir... Bush: Not now, Zorro is on. Clarke: Yeah, okay, guess I'll leave my papers on the desk. Americans: *blissfully unaware* Bin-Laden: Me turn planes into boom booms. Americans: Well, at least they caught us unaware. Clarke: Actually, it was pretty friggin' obvious. Americans: WHAT? Congressional Investigators: Uh, yeah. He's right. Oops. Bush: Hey, check this out! I got a plan for a scenario that we have absolutely no hunches could ever happen! Be prepared, but in case you aren't, we've moved the terror scale from "steady as she goes" to "En Garde!" Americans: Shouldn't you be paying attention to real issues or something? Bush: If I start, you'll expect me to keep it up. I'm going to go talk about the threatening dangers of gay marriage now. Bye. MikeSC: Brilliance! Don't forget Tom Ridge's strict orders to be suspicious of citizens dressed in Emergency response team uniforms, and people that are sweaty, oh and don't forget those MUMBLERS..........GAWD HELP US ALL...........
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Part 2 had some classic moments. I mean the Pool scene rocked, and the into with the Bus going off into the desert which turns into the pits of hell was a killer sequence.
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I do like that other good wrestlers are coming out and telling the "truth" about Flair and his ONE MATCH ROUTINE he has done for 30 years. I mean sure he might have mixed it up a few times when he ABSOLUTELY HAD TO, but for the most part he has done one single routine throughout his career, and while he definately has been one of the most ENTERTAINING characters/performers, in no way shape or form is he one of the better technical wrestlers of all time.
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Ermm, I totally forgot about www.rottencotten.com Nevermind folks......I NEED that Beyond shirt and Zombie shirt~!
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The new day of the dead movie There is a trailer, the story, some interviews and some more stuff.........check it out.
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I couldn't find THE one forum for this question, so I just posted it in here. Does anyone know of some good websites to purchase horror movie themed t-shirts?
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Whoa, Bret just laid the smackdown.
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as a sidenote: My girlfriend bought me a Freddy Krueger shirt as one of my gifts today
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Is this actually the PS3 they are talking about, or just the PSX that is a PS2 with added features to make it the "central unti" in your home theater system. I mean is it confirmed that it is the PS3 they are talking about?
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So what did Tejada end up with?