haVoc Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Triple H doing the right thing last night and jobbing to Goldberg didn't shock as much as how out of shape he looked. I'm surprised no one here has mentioned it. My uncle, brother and I were laughing. His body was a mess compaired to how he usually looks. He had a lot of fat around his stomach and sides. His stomach sticks out farther then his chest. His chest looked smaller and uncut. When Triple H bent over to pick up Goldberg his stomach and love handles were hanging over his tights. His arms looked smaller and just all around looked uncut and maybe it was just me, but he's getting older looking and a little less hair on top of his head. What happen? His body is naturally breaking down? Maybe all the deaths has put a scare into him? Steph ask him to slow down? Not working out because he's been on movie sets or maybe just a little too much parting on the hoonymoon? This was not the same Triple H.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Marriage and home cooking will do that to you. He and Steph are going to do nothing but get fatter and uglier.
Kurt Angle Mark Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I noticed it too, He looked horrible
Guest hunger4unger Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think he obviously can't work out as much as he used to due to his injury, which seriosuly needs to be rehabbed ASAP for his own sake. Add that to him not working often this past month or so and there ya go - some of that muscle has turned to fat.
haVoc Posted November 17, 2003 Author Report Posted November 17, 2003 What injury does Triple H? Can't be worst then a torn quad and coming back looking the incredible hulk.
Steviekick Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think he had some sort of groin injury or blood clot in his leg.
clean rob Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think he's going for more of a Flair look. When he shouted "This is for you, Ric!" during the match, he wasn't referring to the figure 4, he meant his love handles!
Damaramu Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 He has that groin injury that he won't stay gone from long enough to heal. That's always been HHH's problem is coming back to soon from injuries. He needs to take a lot of time off now...rehab it...get back into shape(about 2000 size) then come back. He doesn't need to rush back with his groin still hurt and wrestle out of shape nor doesn he just need to become the Incredible Hulk.
iamsherm Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I have noticed HHH's hair thinning out for a long time now so I wouldn't be surprised to see him come out on the short end of a hair vs. hair match sometime soon. As for the weight, maybe the role he's playing in his movie called for it? Who knows. I would love to see a picture, though, seeing as I didn't order Survivor Series.
The Tino Standard Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I have noticed HHH's hair thinning out for a long time now so I wouldn't be surprised to see him come out on the short end of a hair vs. hair match sometime soon. As for the weight, maybe the role he's playing in his movie called for it? Who knows. I would love to see a picture, though, seeing as I didn't order Survivor Series. Triple H cutting his hair? We've already lost Kevin Nash's flowing locks this year. If H cut his too, then suicide hotline workers would need to be called in for overtime.
ChrisMWaters Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think the question though is this: If Crips cut his hair, would Jericho be safe from the scissors or no? (or, as Magnum TA and Tully Blanchard said in their caged I Quit Match..."NOOOooooOOOooooOOO!")
Just call me Dan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 His hair looks fine when it is dry , but anyone who has the slightest hair thinning going on will make it obvious when they soak it wet in water. He looked fat as hell out there and I was laughing my ass off. The guy needs to just rest up for a while and trim down, but most of all he needs to GROW THE DAMN BEARD BACK!
Guest The Old Me Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 It's his time away from the ring and weights due to injury and marriage.
Just call me Dan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I thought he's looked this way (maybe not as bad, but close) since Summerslam.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Steroid use causes your hair to rapidly thin. The more muscle he's put on the less hair he's had. Steiner went to the peroxide buzz cut because the same thing was happening. The easiest way to see if somebody has been doing steroids is their hair thinning extremely fast and the tips of their nipples turn a ghostly white
razazteca Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Maybe HHH forgot to take Stacker 2 this week?
Silence Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Maybe HHH forgot to take Stacker 2 this week? *HHH realizes that he hasn't been drinking YJ Stinger lately and worries about it. A yellow jacket suddenly flies into HHH's house and stings him in the ass." HHH:"Yeeeeeeeooowwwwwwww--uhhhh!!" Steph:"What's wrong, Paul?" HHH:"I think I forgot to buy some more YJ Stinger-uhhhh because that's the only way to control yellow jackets-uhhh from stinging me-uhhh!"
LooseCannon25 Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 The guy has a groing injury that he just won't let rehap completely......That's why he's still wearing those stupid scuba gear tights now. He definitely looked out of shape last night, but as was said before he's looked like that since August. I guess he can't work out, especially his stomach. The guy looks pretty soft now and has lost a lot of definition. He also REALLY needs to grow that beard back because he looks goofy as hell without it.
Neil-o-Mac Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 What happen? Someone set him up the Steph. Sorry, I had to do it. :D
LooseCannon25 Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 All your heat are belong to HHH Wanna try that one again? TAKE TWO!
CanadianChris Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 The easiest way to see if somebody has been doing steroids is their hair thinning extremely fast and the tips of their nipples turn a ghostly white I'm still laughing from this one.
Enigma Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 Wow, I thought everyone was aware of the old "All your base are belong to us" internet fad. Guess not.
humongous2002 Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 The lack of weight training and use of roids has turned HHH into Hunter Hearst Helmsley 1997.
Guest ManKinnd Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 Wow, I thought everyone was aware of the old "All your base are belong to us" internet fad. Guess not. I got it, and thought it was funny.
River City Rocker Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Wow, I thought everyone was aware of the old "All your base are belong to us" internet fad. Guess not. What you say?
The Czech Republic Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Wow, I thought everyone was aware of the old "All your base are belong to us" internet fad. Guess not. What you say? A winner is you.
Guest Trivia247 Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 Its all that YJ stinger...its so fattening... if HHH gets bulker...and Stephanie gets skinnier... hmmm wonder what the hell they are doing.
Guest Choken One Posted November 19, 2003 Report Posted November 19, 2003 I can't Wait for Cena to bloat up to Biggie Size then.
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