The One and Only ABOBO Appreciation Thread

[Use Your Illusion 0]

ABOBO > God

[alfdogg 0]

Indeed.

 

/CWM

[haVoc 0]

I see ABOBO's ego getting out of control which will lead to his down fall.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Someone needs to keep him preoccupied. Bring in those Double Dragon kids to fuck with him, I say.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I like Abobo and all, but I'm pretty sure that's prince paul.

[Mik 0]

www.abobo.com

 

It's like a flashback to when I just found out Santa wasn't real. Abobo is a scam. I thought it was so original. D'oh.

[1234-5678 0]

I for one, do not think it is funny.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

He has his moments, though he'd be better off never posting again.

[DangerousDamon 0]

but if does post, billy and jimmy lee should keep his ass in check.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

www.abobo.com

 

It's like a flashback to when I just found out Santa wasn't real. Abobo is a scam. I thought it was so original. D'oh.

ABOBO may have started the ABOBO site though. If you think of it that way then its all good

[DerangedHermit 0]

I like Abobo and all, but I'm pretty sure that's prince paul.

AHHHHH! It's the Eagan, RUN!

[razazteca 0]

I like Abobo and all, but I'm pretty sure that's prince paul.

AHHHHH! It's the Eagan, RUN!

No way its Flying Dutchman!

[dutchse.cx 0]

That's right, it's my turn to be paranoid and suspicious isn't it?

[Guest ABOBO]

ABOBO HERE FOR LAST TIME. ABOBO ORIGINALLY WAS GOING TO BE A SLOTH AND CHUNK DUEL GIMMICK, I QUICKLY REALIZED IT WOULD SUCK. BUT I STILL HARBORED THE IDEA OF A FUN DUMB STRONG GUY. ON ANOTHER BOARD, I CAME UP IN COVERSATION, AND IT HIT ME AS A FUN IDEA. I SIGNED UP RIGHT AWAY. ABOBO LINKED AN ABOBO PIC, AND WENT WITH IT. IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTER I WAS POSTING THAT I ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE SITE. I FIGURED SINCE I ALREADY STARTED THE GIMMICK, I WOULD JUST KEEP IT GOING. SO ABOBO IS GONE, on perminent vacation, and I'll stick with the freaky cat pictures. Apologies.

 

Edited November 23, 2003 by ABOBO

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I figured it was either piss or chave.

[Damaramu 0]

NOOOOOOO!

[haVoc 0]

Bye ABOBO

[Hoff 0]

Fare thee well, O mighty wall-crusher.

[Slayer 0]

Why do all the good gimmicks die young...

[DerangedHermit 0]

Cause you touch yourself at night.

[Slayer 0]

'cause you touch yourself at night.

I think that needs to replace "42" as the answer to everything

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Suddenly, life has lost its purpose.

[Cuban Linx 0]

RIP ABOBO, we barely knew thee.

[Nighthawk 0]

'cause you touch yourself at night.

I think that needs to replace "42" as the answer to everything

I think "Your mom." is better.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Did ABOBO even last a week? He was in and out even quicker than some Prince Paul aliasseseses.

[Guest HumanJukebox]

ABOBO HERE FOR LAST TIME.

Stay , ahhh just a little bit longer ,

Please , please , please , please , please ,

Tell me that you're going to,

Now your daddy don't mind ,

And your Mommy don't mind ,

If we have another dance , ya,

Just one more time .

Oh won't you stay , just a little bit longer ,

Please let me hear you say that you will .

Won't you place your sweet lips to mine ,

Won't you say you love me all the time ,

Oh ya, just a little bit longer ,

Please , please , please , please , please ,

Tell me your going to.

Come on, come on, come on, stay ,

Come on, come on, come on, stay , oh la de da,

Come on, come on, come on, stay , my, my, my, my,

Come on, come on, come on , stay .

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

ABOBO sucked when I made him in No Mercy. The fucker couldn't even beat Hogan. So I had Scott Keith Banzai drop him a bunch of times.

 

Just in case you are wondering which CAWs Hogan can't beat:

 

Axl Rose (He always kicks out of the legdrop, and finishes Hogan with a submission)

Jason Voorhees (Hell, nobody has beaten him, not even HHH)

...that's about it.

[Guest Just J]

ABOBO > God

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

So how long have you been waiting to bust out that little gem of humour?

[Hoff 0]

Apparently the rest of us don't give a fuck. Here I thought I found Abobo to be funny, but it turns out not only did I not find him funny, I was simply apathetic. Thank you, Johnson, for showing me my true feelings.