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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

Thanks, I'm sure I didn't miss much.

 

Also EDIT: I'll CATCH the repeat of The Simple Life tomorrow.

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From the interactive TV guide for tonight's ep.

 

Simple Life: Albert hooks Paris and Nicole up with their first jobs--ever--at a dairy, but they turn a tad sour after a few hours as low-paid milkmaids.

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I watched for like 3 minutes yesterday but I had to stop, HOW IS IT HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO BE THIS FUCKING STUPID????????????, and they're just not capable of living with normal people, just stick 'em in their big-ass mansions and let them rot there so they won't ruin 30 minutes a week of our perfectly good, normal lives.

 

But i'll watch anyway tonight, I love watching rich people being worse than me at everything.

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Ugh...I think the whole show is just fuckin' disgusting and annoying. It's..so...so...FAKE! Really, it's not even funny, at all. Unfortunately, because the computer is in the living room, I was more or less forced to watch it cuz my friend did.

 

Again, I say, 'ugh!' I didn't even laugh once during the whole show, and I sure as hell ain't laughing during the second episode. Of course, my friend, who likes lame shows like 'MXC' thinks this show is just hilarious.

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Ugh...I think the whole show is just fuckin' disgusting and annoying. It's..so...so...FAKE! Really, it's not even funny, at all. Unfortunately, because the computer is in the living room, I was more or less forced to watch it cuz my friend did.

 

Again, I say, 'ugh!' I didn't even laugh once during the whole show, and I sure as hell ain't laughing during the second episode. Of course, my friend, who likes lame shows like 'MXC' thinks this show is just hilarious.

Don't diss MXC.

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Ugh...I think the whole show is just fuckin' disgusting and annoying. It's..so...so...FAKE! Really, it's not even funny, at all. Unfortunately, because the computer is in the living room, I was more or less forced to watch it cuz my friend did.

 

Again, I say, 'ugh!' I didn't even laugh once during the whole show, and I sure as hell ain't laughing during the second episode. Of course, my friend, who likes lame shows like 'MXC' thinks this show is just hilarious.

Don't diss MXC.

....................................Okay, I admit, some of the jokes were funny. Erm, not that I was watching or anything.

 

There's three faveorite phrases of my friend's, though: "I ain't noone's bitch!", "Eat at the Y!", and "Date me hard!" The last two are kinda funny... *pause* Wait, I'm supporting MXC. Okay, enough of that.

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Guest Choken One

This show was fucking awesome.

 

I get off on stupid white rich bitches being idiots.

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They don't give a shit. It seems like they realize they aren't going to get in trouble no matter what they do, so they are just gonna fuck with everyone.

 

My girlfriend is an animal science major and works with cows, and she says that all the dairy stuff that they had to do is really old fashioned and not really done anymore. So, she thinks it's fake. I think it could just be the big difference between farms in NY and Arkansas. Either way, the show is pretty funny. I enjoyed it.

 

And I agree...don't ever diss MXC. Ever.

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I thought the show was hilarious- and next weeks looks even better.

 

I'm sure they've rigged up some stuff on the show to make life harder for them or make them look dumber- doesn't mean it can't be hilarious

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Well the guy did have a house there, so I'm guessing the diary farm is part of his land.

 

But the whole Sonic job looks funny.

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I don't know why big deal with Paris Hilton all of sudden? She looks like a skinny Crackhead. Nicole "I can't believe she's half black" Richie aint that bad looking just her nose makes her look like a pig, but she's got the money to fix her face though. I saw it for the 1st time tonight out of curiousity and I thought it was kinda funny, the boys look like they were going to run a train on them when they surrounding them in that circle. I like how they snuck out at 12:00 Am in a small town, I was thinking wtf is it to do in a small town at 12 in the morning. Next week the girls are working at Sonic and they fucking up everything.

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Nicole "I can't believe she's half black" Richie

Okay, let's go back to biology class when they discussed genetics. Lionel Richie is half black/half white, he married a white woman. Now when the have a kid what are the chances that the child would be black? Well there is a 75% chance the kid is white and only 25% chance the kid is black.

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I watched last night and saw how stupid the two girls acted. "What's a soup kitchen? What's a wal-mart?" that ticked me off to se how stupid they were. But I found out from a friend that she (Paris Hilton) said in an interview that she was acting stupid. I'll probably still watch but I don't plan on being entertained

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If you lived in Beverly Hills as a millionaire kid how the hell would you know what a soup kitchen or Wal-Mart is? You are rich as fuck and will never work a day in your life. In school I'm sure there isn't a class that teaches you about the non rich folks shopping and eating habits. The only thing you worry about is your next party and your next shopping trip. It would be no different than taking one of the hillbillies she's living with and putting them in the Hilton mansion. Would they know what Rodeo drive is, would they know what pate is?

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If you lived in Beverly Hills as a millionaire kid how the hell would you know what a soup kitchen or Wal-Mart is? You are rich as fuck and will never work a day in your life. In school I'm sure there isn't a class that teaches you about the non rich folks shopping and eating habits. The only thing you worry about is your next party and your next shopping trip. It would be no different than taking one of the hillbillies she's living with and putting them in the Hilton mansion. Would they know what Rodeo drive is, would they know what pate is?

You would think, given that Wal-Mart one of the 5 or so largest corporations in the world, that she would have at least heard about it somewhere.

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If you lived in Beverly Hills as a millionaire kid how the hell would you know what a soup kitchen or Wal-Mart is?  You are rich as fuck and will never work a day in your life.  In school I'm sure there isn't a class that teaches you about the non rich folks shopping and eating habits.  The only thing you worry about is your next party and your next shopping trip.  It would be no different than taking one of the hillbillies she's living with and putting them in the Hilton mansion.  Would they know what Rodeo drive is, would they know what pate is?

You would think, given that Wal-Mart one of the 5 or so largest corporations in the world, that she would have at least heard about it somewhere.

She doesn't look bright enough to have read a newspaper, watched the news, or listened to smart conversation from anyone. She looks like she sleeps in til noon then shops for clothes for that night's party. Where exactly would she have heard this from?

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Who the fuck has intellegent convesations about WALMART. I doubt there is a wal-mart within a 100 miles of where she lives.

 

It sounds like a store that sells walls. I have to agree with her on that. Its not like she thought buffalo wings came from buffalo.

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Nicole "I can't believe she's half black" Richie

Okay, let's go back to biology class when they discussed genetics. Lionel Richie is half black/half white, he married a white woman. Now when the have a kid what are the chances that the child would be black? Well there is a 75% chance the kid is white and only 25% chance the kid is black.

I was joking about it, I didn't know Lionel was half white thou.

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And I agree...don't ever diss MXC. Ever.

....Why not? It's not like it's a brilliant show or anything. It has about as much intelligence put into it as this Hilton reality-show bullshit.

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Actually Nicole is adopted anyway and I don't think Lionel is half black anyway he sure doesn't look like it. And genetics don't mean shit. My grandfather was 25% white, and you couldn't tell, but my sister who is more "black" percentage wise looks like she is of mixed heritage

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http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp...002.htm&sc=1401

 

Hilton's 'Simple Life' Gets Solid Ratings

 

 

LOS ANGELES (AP) - The debut of ``The Simple Life,'' Fox's reality show about Paris Hilton and pal Nicole Richie roughing it on a farm, drew a solid 13 million viewers Tuesday, according to Nielsen Media Research.

 

The Hilton hotel heiress' recent publicity from a sex video with a former boyfriend that appeared online may have helped.

 

Her 8:30 p.m. EST Fox series matched a special Tuesday showing of CBS' ``JAG,'' which also drew 13 million viewers, and was bettered only by NBC's ``Law & Order: SVU,'' which had an audience of 13.6 million.

 

``The Simple Life'' performed better than two other debuting series.

 

 

NBC's ``The Tracy Morgan Show,'' which kicked off with back-to-back episodes, drew 9.9 million viewers in its first half-hour and 8.7 million in the second - when the sitcom competed against ``The Simple Life.''

 

 

ABC's crime drama ``Line of Fire,'' airing at 10 p.m. EST, attracted 9.4 million viewers.

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Guest BDC

Not only are the two of them idiots, but I love the way that the show makes damn sure to portray the family as a bunch of idiot hicks. I seriously want to smack the ever-living hell out of this 'urban-elitist' attitude. I deal with it waaay too much.

 

Oh, btw, those two aren't the only rich morons that don't know what Wal-Mart is like. I have a sociology professor that gets invited to upscale events and asked by rich people "What exactly is a Wal-Mart?"

 

Does being rich just make people stupid?

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Why is it stupid that they are not near it? I'm sure they can name some country club bullshit and private jet lingo that we wouldn't get but to them its common knowledge. That's why this works. They are being taken out of their element and put into someone else's. In this case its an element we know.

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I'll watch the show again just to watch that busted, anorexic PAris chick's ass edited out because she's so fuckin skinny that her low rider jeans are actually falling off her flat ass.

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http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/...cel20031204.htm

 

CELEB SCENE: Paris Keeps Debut Simple, Familial

Paris Hilton kept her debut -- as a TV star -- in Fox’ newest reality series “The Simple Life” simple and family based, with her sister, Nicky, mother and father all very nearby, as she watched the show projected on a huge screen at the Beverly Hills hotspot “Bliss,” on Monday night. Paris, who has been in the news quite a bit as of late -- because of the sex tape featuring the heiress/actress and ex-beau Rick Salomon that has turned up all over the internet -- saved her table dancing and barely there outfits for another occasion, as she stayed very close to her father, Hilton Hotel magnate Rick Hilton and the show’s other star and her best friend Nicole Richie, the daughter of none other than Lionel Richie.

It was quite a surprise to many to see Paris attend the fete, as she has recently canceled doing any press for the show – canceling appearances on the David Letterman Show, as well as a host of others, in the wake of her sex tape scandal. However, Paris seemed to have quite a bit of celebrity support coming her way, as Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds and his producer wife, Tracey Edmonds were in attendance, as was J. C. Chasez of ‘NSync, Rachel Bilson of “The O.C.,” as well as Paris’ ex-fiance’, model Jason Shaw.

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Guest Ghettoman

OMG SUMMER!!!

 

But yeah, I just can't for the life of me watch the show. It's like an exhibition of anti-humanity and semi-retardation.

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