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Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty are upset with WWE's push of Ernest Miller, feeling that The Cat has taken over their spot on Smackdown. Both Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty have apparently been told that there is only room for one dance act on Smackdown.

 

Credit: Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter

 

I say solve the problem by firing all three. But that's just me.

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We can dance if we want to,

We can leave your friends behind

Cause your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

 

(I say) We can go where we want to,

There's a place they'll never find

And we can act like we come

From out of this world

Leave the real one far behind,

And we can dance.

Ah we can go when we want to,

The night is young and so am I

And we can dress real neat

From our hats to our feet

And surprise 'em with the victory cry

 

(I say) We can act if want to,

If we don't nobody will

And you can act real rude

and totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile

 

I say, we can dance, we can dance

Everything's out control

We can dance, we can dance

We're doing it pole to pole

 

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's takin' the chance

Safety dance

Oh well the safety dance...

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We can dance if we want to,

We can leave your friends behind

Cause your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

Well, that will be stuck in my head all night.

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I say solve the problem by firing all three. But that's just me.

I like your way of thinking.

 

How sad is it that two grown wrestlers are upset that they can't dance like a bunch of 13-year old idiots? Really though, it's not going to be long until all three are in Velocity hell. Or at least we can hope.

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Guest Coffey
But...if Rikishi and Scotty can't dance...how will they get over?

"I did it for...duh Rock."

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
But...if Rikishi and Scotty can't dance...how will they get over?

"I did it for...duh Rock."

Rock (After imitating Rikishi) Shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!

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Guest Trivia247

cat's only in the business because of Bischy originally it would make sense to slap him on Raw

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How sad is it that two grown wrestlers are upset that they can't dance like a bunch of 13-year old idiots? Really though, it's not going to be long until all three are in Velocity hell. Or at least we can hope.

Why must you wish this on those of us who watch Velocity?

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I sure think it'd be cool if Scotty 2 Hotty and Shannon Moore did the boy band gimmick and feuded with a young face team, like London & Spanky. We'd like that.

 

Instead, "IT'S THE BIG KEESH! STINKYFACE ON DOUG BASHAM! HAHA! YOU'LL ONLY FIND THIS ON SMACKDOWN!"

 

"IT'S THE WORM! WOW, WHAT A GREAT MOVE! OH NO, THE BASHAMS SWITCHED, ILLEGALLY...1.2.3. THEY WIN AND RETAIN THE WWE Tag Titles! DAMNIT!"

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Oh please. Did you all not watch Smackdown last week?

 

 

 

 

We all know the true Lord of the Dance is Vince.

According to U-2, Homer Simpson is the REAL lord of the dance....(calls for security)

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