Who wants to recap the last 5 months?

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

I could use a decent summary, if possible.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

HHH retains.

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[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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RAW

 

- Goldberg won the belt from HHH at Unforgiven

- Orton was pushed more and more, beating HBK at Unforgiven

- RVD beat Christian for the IC Title in a Ladder match on RAW

- Lita returns and feuds with Molly for Women's Title

- HHH put a $100,000 bounty on Goldbergs head, forcing us to watch great RAW main events like Goldberg vs. Mark Henry and Goldberg vs. Batista

- Shane beat Kane every other week leading to Survivor Series, until Kane finally beat him

- At SurSer, in a Elimination tag match, Bischoff's team beat Austin's team which forced Austin to leave WWE... he left of course only about a month

- Jericho & Trish, started to get together, as did Christian & Lita, but it was revealed in December that Jericho & Christian had a $1 Canadian bet over who could sleep with their girl first... Jericho's still going after Trish now.

- Mick Foley returned as a CONSULTANT and basically rehired Austin. He was supposed to have a retirement / IC Title match with Orton on RAW but walked out.

- Evolution won all the titles at Armageddon: HHH - World Title, Orton - IC, Flair & Batista - Tag

- HBK returned to awesome matches, with a great match with HHH for the World Title on the last RAW before 2004. Dusty finish saw HBK get the belt in San Antonio, only to have the decision reversed to a draw because of a double pin.

- HBK vs. HHH rematch is set for the Rumble, Last Man Standing match.

 

Smackdown

 

- Angle, the champ, feuded with Brock into October, where he lost the belt to Brock in an Iron man match on SD.

- Vince had an I Quit match with Steph at No Mercy, where he won and therefore, Steph is fired.

- Big Show won the US Title at No Mercy (10-19-03) and has yet to defend the title at all on TV.

- The Guerreros break-up has been teased since October, and it FINALLY happened last week.

- Undertaker started to feud with Vince over crap like not treating his family good. They fought in a buried alive match at SurSer, where Vince won when Kane interfered and buried Taker.

- Hardcore Holly returned and is set to face Brock for the title at the Rumble.

- Cena turned face before SurSer and is "feuding" with Big Show over the US Title.

- Rey Mysterio & Tajiri have had some good cruiserweight matches the past few months.

 

There ya go...

[geniusMoment 0]

I can sum up the last 5 months in one word: PANTIES!!!!

[2GOLD 0]

And Heyman came back

Also V1 came to RAW, dumped Lita and went to Heat after Version 1 apparently caught a virus in his Mac and forced his entrance back to an Apple

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

It's been all downhill.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Well, there were these two men - Tomko and Fertig - and they managed to develop quite a cult following. Their escapades throughout the world of the WWE taught us all the meaning of love, life, and god.

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Austin drank about 20 cases of beer in the ring.

 

Bischoff, Austin, and the special GM of the week argue.

 

JR cannot sing the NaNaNa Goodbye song.

 

Coach lost his job about 4 times and still came back.

 

Stevie Richards got promoted to Raw for a few weeks.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, and the WWE basically said that pressuring women to drink by physical force is ok.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Don't forget JR & King telling Coach he's not really black on Raw last week.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

And Austin encouraging Drinking and Driving.

 

WWE: The Moral Epicentre of Sports and Entertainment

[Guest PowerPB13]

Summary in one word: Crap.

 

Furthermore, I would advise you to not bother watching any of WWE's product...heck, I encourage you to give up on wrestling entirely. Take up needlepoint or something.

 

-Patrick

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Austin drunk on a four wheeler

 

Stacy getting her ass kicked for not drinking

 

HHH wins

 

JR gets even more incoherent and harder to listen to

 

Austin almost has killed 50 people driving an ATV

 

Teddy Long being GM for one night = racism for all

 

Foley goes out looking like a total bitch

 

The Rock saved the day..........3 times

 

Jericho loses

 

Mark Henry gets clean wins over Booker T, and JERICHO? WTF?!!?

 

Everybody on the roster has been the GM in some way, shape, or form.

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Everyone on Team Bischoff at SurSer that had won the match had favors given to them. The last person to hand in their favor: Chris Jericho.

 

Henry got Teddy Long to be GM for a day.

 

Randy Orton got a IC title shot against RVD and won.

 

Christian used his favor to get Lita rehired.

 

And I forgot who had the other favor. I'm quite sure that person used it up though.

[Guest ravman77]

Wasnt it Steiner asking for a tag-title shot with Test vs the Dudds?

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Wasnt it Steiner asking for a tag-title shot with Test vs the Dudds?

Thanks. I knew I was forgetting... Um... Who was it again?

 

I seriously doubt that Jericho will use his favor...

 

 

 

 

 

...wait... What if... Nah... That's too much sense... What if for his favor, Jericho really wants to prove to Trish that he is a good guy? Let's say Benoit wins the Rumble but Heyman doesn't grant his shot, so Jericho turns around and tells Bischoff to use his favor to get Benoit a title shot, but against HHH?

 

...I mean think about it. We'd get a Wrestlemania XX match up of HHH and Benoit then at Backlash, Jericho and Benoit. ...I don't know how the second half works, but mutual agreement match could work.

 

Ok, I'm fishing, shut up. I just thought it was a good idea.

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In the good news department, Victoria remains hot as ever, if not more so.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Oh, and the WWE basically said that pressuring women to drink by physical force is ok.

ONLY if it's Stone Cold doing the forcing. Cause that's just the way he is.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Test and Scott Steiner's rivalry went to new height's of intensity when they had another bad match at Unforgiven with Stacy one again on the line. However, if Test won, Steiner also had to be his man slave. Test won and nothing really happened outside of him forcing Steiner to tag with him to go for the titles, but Stacy cost them the match so Steiner turned heel on her. They decided to become friends and share abusing Stacy, who was later freed from their evil grips when WWE Consultant / Co-GM for 2 weeks Mick Foley pretended to fire them but didn't really.

 

That shitty, overpushed tag team you may remember as La Resistance is now the good (One of my favourite tag teams at the moment!) but rarely used La Resistance, with Rob Conway in and Sylvain Grenier out. Conway is good and Dupree has improved, and his little dance/jig is awesome.

 

Nathan Jones returned to TV, then walked out when he decided traveling was too tough.

 

Lesnar vs Benoit had a very good, if not highly overrated by Dave Meltzer as the greatest thing ever, title match on SmackDown where Lesnar won with the 'Brock Lock' (Stretch Muffler according to my videa games). SmackDown! General Manager Paul Heyman wants to build the WWE around Lesnar, and isn't pleased with Benoit being a threat to the title. He promised Benoit he would never have a title match again under his watch, which at the time sounded like a plan for Stephanie to come back, but was just a story point for Benoit to enter the Rumble after Heyman messed up and let John Cena pick any tag partner he wanted, under stipulations that Cena and his partner could be in the Rumble if they won a handicap match against the FBI. Odds are good Benoit will win the Rumble, but rumours suggest he'll face HHH instead. My thoughts: After Benoit wins, Heyman will say he meant it when he said Benoit would never face Lesnar again, and announce he was traded to Raw for Goldberg.

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So yeah....that's basically it right there....