the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 (edited) SWF LOCKDOWN FOR WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11th, 2004! LIVE FROM THE SOLD OUT MELLON ARENA IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA! (10:00pm EST, 7:00pm PCT, check local listings) The Penguins suck, so the SWF rides into Pittsburgh to give everyone something to cheer about! After an eventful Storm, there are many new questions waiting to be answered. Mainly, how did the Unnamed get so powerful? With addition of Todd Royal and Landon Maddix, plus John Duran's victory over Janus for the HGC title, AND having the audacity to boot Charlie Matthews from the stable and remain strong, they cerainly have a controlling interesting over the fed. The commissioner can't be happy about that, nor the fact that Va'aiga seems to want another night off to rest up for his match against Dace... Plus, what of Aecas' being introduced into the Unholy Trinity? And how will the JLers fair in their first real SWF card? Expect the unexpected on LOCKDOWN! Card: MAIN EVENT...? SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night Well, whether it culminates the show or not, you can't say it isn't a big showdown! John Duran is the new HGC champion, finally winning the belt LONG after earning his shot. And right after that, he's looking right down the barrel of another Trinity member. Dace is pissed off, and he wants Va'aiga. Actually, he's GOT Va'aiga, in a match that may mutually assure their destruction to boot. But since that's next show, getting Duran in the interim is just fine. Duran, however, refused to put his newly won title belt up for grabs. And hey, the commissioner was fine with that... just as long as he got to insert Charlie Matthews as a ringisde enforcer to ensure no mischief from James Matheson or Duran himsefl. Rules: Standard singles match. Although I get the feeling the rules may be bent a bit to accomidate the two guys at ringside. Matthews may write a match if he so chooses, but is reccomended to do it anyway. One show layoff and all that. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Suicide King LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Landon laid down the challange, and hey, Wildchild was all too happy to accept. With the belt he's desired his entire career firmly entrenched in a white-knuckled grasp, it's going to take nothing less than a crowbar to pry it out of Wildchild's hands. But how about the power of Todd? Landon Maddix is a deciphle of Todd Royal, a new member into the Unnamed, and is not to be underrated--he was the last JL champion, and racked up an impressive win streak before falling to Sacred at Clusterfuck. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore These three men are no strangers to each other, and no strangers to the hardcore element, either. And although that isn't truly what they'll be up to inside the chainlink and steel, it should be a good primer before one of them truly moves on to something new in the SWF. And with a ton of history and a little steel box to keep all the violence contained, this should be a fun one. Rules: Escape rules are sux0r. Especially considering these guys. First pinfall wins. And hey, if you can find a way to get any foreign objects into the ring, then by all means... Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal Coy West is a man with scruples, beliefs, and a serious reason for wrestling. Todd Royal essentially thinks the same thing, except he's the one everyone belives in. Or at least, that's what he thinks. So they're the same. Except not. Err... I'm stretching, here. They were both losers in the Clusterfuck. so they're going to face off here and try to improve their standing. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: chirs3 USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins On Storm, Spike Jenkins laid down a bold challange to the HVille Thugg. Spike has an ever so slight issue with the way Thugg beat the paste out of him before the Clusterfuck. However... Thugg is, unfortunately, indisposed for this show. To make it up to Spike, GSMS offered him a shot at Sacred, who officially unified the SJL world title and the SWF United States title in a match against Landon Maddix. That seemed kind of plain, though, so he tacked on an interesting stip for a bit of spice... Rules: Funyon is in posession of an envelope with a specific wrestling move, with the exception of a punch, kick or clothesline, written on the card inside of it. After both men are introduced, Funyon will read the move. The first man to do the specific move three times is the winner. DQs, countout, etc, do NOT apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely Mike made a bold faced statement before the Clusterfuck. Mainly that he was going to win it. That didn't quite pan out, and now Mike is in with the 19 other guys who got tossed ass over teakettle out of the Clusterfuck. Here, he faces Jake Helmsely, who lost to the debuing Toxxic on Storm, as a chance to get back on track. Rules: Standard singles match Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic Alan Clark is singing the song of a new future, but Toxxic is a guy who has a chance to live a bright one. His future may very well be now, as with an impressive defeat of Jacob Helmsely in his debut, he faces Clark for the right to dance with whoever the LHW champion is on Smarkdown! Rules: Standard singles match Word Limit: 3000 Send To: realitycheck (Send all stuff to Grand Slam) Hm. That main event looks a little suspect. I'm sure if I forgot to list a match, it'll get corrected by the opening promo. Edited February 7, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Nice card, good work, sonny boy. By the way, lose the signature when posting shows! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Pft. That's the best time to spread my propaganda! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I actually love that pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I love it too, it's excellent, but it's too big and it's annoying constantly coming up between the posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 *Marks out* Nice card Zed and that power rangers icon is sending me trippin' back into the good old days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 When you were in diapers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Hey man, I was there for the Green Ranger turn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 IL and Aecas. I've updated my stats. There were no major changes, however, simply a lot of fixes and rewrites. Just putting the information out there for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix I thought it was called the Cruiserweight Title now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix I thought it was called the Cruiserweight Title now. Same here. Well...whatever, I'm still going to have a job on to come close to winning this. Awesome card anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted February 7, 2004 IL and Aecas. I've updated my stats. There were no major changes, however, simply a lot of fixes and rewrites. Just putting the information out there for you. Cheers mate, lets tear it up again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 SHOW OFF~! TFFT *grins* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Awesome cardness. Todd Royal versus Coy is perfect for me to finally get my guy over the way I wanna ... oh daddy, Todd is going to have to bring the goodness to pull this pupper out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Sorry Spike, I can't write for Lockdown. How about Smarkdown? I suppose that is the only "bad" thing about the random, unannounced promo thing...stuff like that happens. But don't worry...there'll be promo-age to address the situation. Da "was challenged by Spike Jenkins...hahahahaha...prepare to die." H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I see good things in this card. Very good things. I'm just glad I don't have to face a former JLer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Crap. Trial by fire eh? Man, I'm so gonna get my ass kicked... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted February 7, 2004 It is the Cruiserweight title. Z is wrong. Boycott! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 You know what I say to that? I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis. MY FED NOW! MINE! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Snip, snip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I figured you would like that "random" thing you like so much, Thugg. It's on. And Muzz, I'm using my JL entrance, since I don't feel like coming up with a new one. It'll be in my stats now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I did....I was just saying that's is the only flaw in the system. I like it though... Da "shut up" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Crap. Trial by fire eh? Man, I'm so gonna get my ass kicked... Nah, I suck. Actually I might suck at writing Coy. I don't know. Personally, I'm having a balll trying to pull back the clock and get a NWA feel out of my matches but I'm still working out the kinks and such. Anyone versus me right now has a total shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Anyone versus me right now has a total shot. As if that wasn't the case before. Yeah, I know, I have a TON of room to talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Anyone as in "Remember Jack the Ripper that Johnny feuded with in the SJL? He could give me a run" sort of anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Hey, now, Ejiroy. I was the only person to ever make Jack look like an actual threat.... even if I did have him trip over a wet floor sign to let all the heat out of the window. Ejiro = Jealous that he didn't get to make Jack look tough. Now hopefully that excuse will be accepted by the masses, and we can all go on and enjoy our lovely day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 11, 2004 ... Jack beat me in my debut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 That's because you suck. Da "laughs his head off" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Hey, now, Ejiroy. I was the only person to ever make Jack look like an actual threat.... even if I did have him trip over a wet floor sign to let all the heat out of the window. Ejiro = Jealous that he didn't get to make Jack look tough. Now hopefully that excuse will be accepted by the masses, and we can all go on and enjoy our lovely day. Hey, I made Jack look like a Hardcore legend in the JL... as I beat him three striaght. But STILL... -Annie "Dammit, I make opponents look good in defeat" E Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 (edited) Thugg. You lost to Heat. -Z Edited February 11, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites