Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 I aim to wrestle a bear, and Flugtag.
Ripper Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Have sex with either Mya or Nelly Furtado. FUnny thing is, I don't think either of them are the hottest thing under the moon, but for some reason, it is my goal to meet, and bed them. Either or both...I will succeed.
Ripper Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 oh, I forgot... I want to have some guy really scared of me and running and shit and gets in a room, slams the door behind him and start ranting about how I am coming and "The End is Near" (you see, I will change my name to "THE END" when I just reach through the door and snap his neck, come in and in a really calm voice say "Now, I'm sorry, I didn't hear that last part on the count of his neck snapping and all...but did he say the end is near...or here?" People would freak out and stuff cause they would think I am about to kill everyone, but basically, using that line was all I was shooting for, so I would just go home and get something to eat and go to bed. Probably pork chops. I think I will be in a pork chop mood.
Guest T®ITEC Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 I want to kill someone as well. Kill someone and never , or else just steal Ripper's idea. It's so good. I'll.. visit various countries in Europe/Asia, live in Canada for a decade, and have sex on every continent.
Papacita Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Me and Chyna. It'll happen. Also, I plan on suing K-Mart (or Walmart...whatever) at least once before I die.
Lord of The Curry Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Do a line of coke off a hookers chest.
Ted the Poster Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 I plan to some day work up the courage to have an actual conversation with Ric Flair instead of just imagining it from far away. I've seen him at my local Gold's Gym at least four times and never had the nerve to speak to him. My brush with greatness WILL happen damn it! *shakes fist* Side note: I did talk to Barbarian once, though it wasn't all that exciting since he, you know, sucks.
Art Sandusky Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Meet Kylie, stay in the most luxurious presidential suite in the top 10 populated cities in the world, and own a Ferrari.
Nevermortal Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Burn some wood in a hole in the ground.
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Do my own version of Fear and Loathing, except it will have to take place in BC where I live. No way I'm crossing any borders with that many drugs on me.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Create a string of well respected heavy metal albums Back pack around Thailand. get out from under the shadow of the cockstrider Die defending the noble northlands against the invading Christian scourge...
Mole Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 I want to make a full length feature film, have sex with either Hilary Duff or Julia Stiles, meet Joss Whedon, and see the Red Sox win the World Series.
cynicalprofit Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Day before I die on my 40th b-day, smoke crack and do herion.
Guest LME Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Make a fool of myself on national TV Visit every state in the U.S. Visit every continent Meet Steve Austin, and tell him thanks for everything
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Creepy-ass Ring picture Damn you Marvin, now I won't be able to sleep.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 -Create an animated T.V. show that will be sucessful and make me alot of money -Meet and have sex with Christy Carlson Romano, Skye Sweetnam, Avril Lavigne, and/or Marianela -Marry Christy Carlson Romano or Skye Sweetnam -Go see a WrestleMania live in person -Meet The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Shawn Michaels -Meet the people who inspired me to want to become a cartoonist: Matt Groening, Joe Murray, and Seth McFarlene and say "Thanks" for inspiring me
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 ...and see the Red Sox win the World Series. I hope you live another 100 years, cause it's not gonna happen this century. Viva la Yankees!
A Happy Medium Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Get my name in a history book. My obscure last name belongs in a book that young people will read..and then scratch their heads wondering how to pronounce it.
Mole Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 ...and see the Red Sox win the World Series. I hope you live another 100 years, cause it's not gonna happen this century. Viva la Yankees! 2018 will be the date the curse is lifted. Well, that is the way I see it.
welshjerichomark Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Damn where's that bloody bob barron pic when you need it?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Do a line of coke off a hookers chest. Dude, thats your bachelor party. It'll happen. It always comes down to that at all Stags.
snuffbox Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Do a line of coke off a hookers chest. Dude, thats your bachelor party. It'll happen. It always comes down to that at all Stags. I usually just call that 'Saturday Night'...
justsoyouknow Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Before I die, I want to visit Germany, plus retire to a cabin in Flagstaff or Payson. Those are really the only two things that I want out of life.
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