MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Article Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy. The singer — who’s facing child molestation charges — was trying to get a film called “Hot Rod” made, according to “Jersey Girl” director Kevin Smith. “It was about Michael Jackson morphing into a car,” “Smith tells Playboy magazine in an issue just hitting newsstands. “Jackson was behind it, and he wanted it to be this story about a guy, played by himself, who hangs out with a little boy, and this little boy gets into the car and drives him around.” Smith says it was the weirdest script he ever was asked to direct, but adds, “In retrospect, I’d love to make that movie. But it wouldn’t be anything like the version Jackson or the studio wanted to see.” What the hell was he thinking?
Ripper Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 HEY! Michael turned to a car in Moonwalker and that movie 0wned your FACE~!. ... Okay...I'm still not really sure what the hell that movie was about, but it kicked some types of ass. ... And Michael was the SHIOT in "The Wiz" so I would trust his movie decisions... ... *tries to keep a straight face*
Vyce Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 This movie sounds both infinitely better and worse than the "Final Days of Edgar Allan Poe" movie concept he was interested in a while back.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 in the words in one of Jacksons lines from The Wiz... "If only I had a brain."
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 That movie sounds bad. Real bad. Plan 9 From Outer Space bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad. I want to see it be made, damnit!
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 heres one of lines from the movie I just heard from somewhere: "alright Timmy... pull the clutch real hard... oh, yes."
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Oddly enough, Jacko has more parts molded on to him than an actual automobile. RRR: Not going for the obvious "letting children ride him" and "having them pull the stick shift" lines. That's just gratuitous.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Bah, this movie idea has Box-Office Bank written all over it. "Yes Johnny, grab my stick but don't double-clutch..."
BlackFlagg Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 So many jokes but I'm bigger than that.....hell no I'm not, so in this movie the kid would be in Michael for a change?
WrestlingDeacon Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Sounds like the old Turbo Teen cartoon.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 "Oh no, you lost your marble in my tailpipe... better reach in and get it *giggles*"
Guest wrestlingbs Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 Wonder what car he'd turn into? ----- No, seriously, I can't think of anything funny to add to that.
Guest Goodear Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 (edited) Put your face on my airbag. Edited March 16, 2004 by Goodear
Nevermortal Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 It'd work only if he turned into a Geo Metro.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 16, 2004 Report Posted March 16, 2004 "I go from 0 to 11 in 60 minutes"
EdwardKnoxII Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 Sounds like the old Turbo Teen cartoon. I was thinking of that cartoon when I first read that.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 Considering Prince also wanted Smith to make a documentary on him (well, not him, just kids randomly talking about him in a well-furnished room), I think it's safe to say that Kevin Smith gets asked to make the weirdest things.
Use Your Illusion Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 So, uh...is the point of this thread to take cheap shots at MJ? If so, then it shouldn't be here.
Slayer Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 So, uh...is the point of this thread to take cheap shots at MJ? Yes I hear if a girl tries to get in the car, the alarm goes off and she gets ejected </cheapshot>
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 It'd work only if he turned into a Geo Metro. Or a school bus...
Kaertos Posted March 17, 2004 Report Posted March 17, 2004 ::GS tries to repress bad joke impulse... ::fails:: No, the car would have to be a Ford Probe.
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