5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 (edited) Listen kiddos. I’ve got an essay to write and I only got two hours of sleep last night. So, I put a lot of thought into these matches, but as far as match descriptions and whatnot go, if they come off as slightly lazy, that’s only because they are. Also, there are no gimmick matches for this show, because I’m not too keen on gimmicks without a reason, and none of these matches really need one. Plus, after that Hardcore-fest that we just had, I doubt we’re all really needing gimmick matches right now in the first place. Anyway, here we go! ********** The Smarks Wrestling Federations Proudly Presents… SWF SMARKDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!! (Monday, April 5th, 2004. All Matches Due 8:00pm EST) Coming to you *LIVE* from the Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey!!! FEATURING ON-THE-EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT EXCITEMENT, LIVE ANYTHING-COULD-HAPPEN THRILLS, AND A LESBIAN!! Ann “Ichiban” Onita vs. Insane Luchadore! ~ I think that this is relatively simple. These two suffered rather disappointing losses on Lockdown, and we’re only going to let one of them recover. May the better (wo)man win, ladies and gentlemen. RULES: Standard Singles Match. I know you kids like to be H-Core, but tonight you’ll just have to deal. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: chirs3 Edward James vs. Blanka! ~ Well, I think this is quite simple, really. James hasn’t been on the showing side as of late, and so, the logical thing to do? Book him against Blanka from Street Fighter II, of course! RULES: Standard rules apply. Of course, Blanka has the power to cover himself in electricity and curl up into a ball before hurling himself at people, so that’s completely legal. As we all know, Blanka hails from The Jungle, Brazil. He is green and has gigantic red hair. He is depicted here: For the love of God, please just show, James. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Thoth ”Deathwish” Danny Williams and Dace Night vs. Toxxic and Jimmy “The Demon” Liston! ~ There’s way more history and chemistry between these guys than I want to get into, but hey, Danno’s back! Huzzah. Tonight, he’ll be joining up with his old tag partner Dace Night in order to face off against two cats that Dace isn’t too keen on – Toxxic and Jimmy Liston. There’s plenty of history here for you guys to work with, so I’m sure you’ll do fine. RULES: This match is a Bomb Shelter Match! Oh, April Fools Danny. Hardy-har-har. Standard tag rules, tag ropes and all. Yey. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Stryke! ~ I’ll admit to being a huge Stryke mark, and I was really happy to see him win his first match back against Coy. So here, I’m giving him the chance of a lifetime – he has the chance to beat Tom Flesher. But that won’t be as easy as it sounds, as Tom has been on quite a roll as of late, and with his more recent heelish tendencies, who knows what will go down… RULES: Standard Rules because that’s the way Tom likes it. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Suicide King AND OUR MAIN EVENT… OMGZ MULTIMAN MAIN EVENTZ~! Todd Royal, “The Notorious” John Duran, and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Charlie “Grappler” Matthews, “Coyote” Coy West, and Alan Clark ~ …My God, hopefully you guys can incorporate all of the character histories here into a solid match without your heads exploding. But what will surely be explosive is Charlie Matthews and John Duran finally getting their hands on one another. Aside from that, I really can’t be bothered to explain each guy’s relationships to his team mates and opponents. This is sure to be great anyway though, so let’s just forget about everything and let the mayhem ensue! RULES: Standard six-man rules… though these things tend to get out of hand anyway. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: realitycheck… the poor guy. (Send all show-related things to Zed unless you want to die.) Edited April 2, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Toxxic, would you care to just hand over your jaw right now and be done with *Injects himself with motivation* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Dace, we both know that if I lose this match I'm going to be placing the blame firmly on my partner's shoulders, as any good self-respecting heel should. *hands over jaw* So does this mean that the Unholy Trinity now has four members? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I have no idea. I've heard something from Zed about this, but I was waiting to see it happen. I'll have to talk to Danny and see what's up and all that Jazz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 1, 2004 (edited) Opening promo = Coy Please note I'm going to be changing the character a bunch during the show. I'm going to write out a promo that pretty much lays it down tonight and I totally plan on forewarding it to all the participants in the match in the hopes that it gets put over in the match as well. I should have the opening promo done by this evening unless my face spontaniously explodes if you all haven't already started doing the writing. Edited April 1, 2004 by Goodear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 BLANKA! MARK-OUT~! Oh...Duran...you want to organise who's doing what in terms of order of parts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Holy crap. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Flesher's someone i've wanted to write against pretty much since we were both in the JL, so i'm looking forward to this. Of course i'll likely get beaten easily, but with my track record just showing up at all will be a success for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Now this looks to be a very entertaining show. Now all we need to see is Danny Vs. Blanka and watch the green skinned one get shipped back to Brazil by air mail in 14 little coffins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Edward James vs. Blanka! ~ Well, I think this is quite simple, really. James hasn’t been on the showing side as of late, and so, the logical thing to do? Book him against Blanka from Street Fighter II, of course! RULES: Standard rules apply. Of course, Blanka has the power to cover himself in electricity and curl up into a ball before hurling himself at people, so that’s completely legal. As we all know, Blanka hails from The Jungle, Brazil. He is green and has gigantic red hair. He is depicted here: For the love of God, please just show, James. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Thoth WTF??? AGAIN I FIGHT BLANKA??? Dammit, what do I do to deserve this irony?! Shit, I haven't played Street Fighter in eons... Crappers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 The only viable strategy is to throw hadoukens for the entire fight and then finish him with a Yoga Fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 The only viable strategy is to throw hadoukens for the entire fight and then finish him with a Yoga Fire. Um... Yeah... Ok... Firstly, I'm not Ryu. Second, I'm not Dhalsim. So that kinda doesn't work. I'll just use my Vengeance on his ass. ITADAKIMASU~! ...why do I think I actually spelt that utterly wrong in the roomaji form of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Hey, it'd be ratings mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Hey, it'd be ratings mate. Ratings? I wonder if I should squash him good. Or be squashed... The possibilities are endless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Um... Yeah... Ok... Firstly, I'm not Ryu. Second, I'm not Dhalsim. So that kinda doesn't work. Sure, you say that now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Wow. Good card... I'm usually very against punishment matches, but even I chuckled at Blanka. Da "my favorite Street Fighter Character" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Um... Yeah... Ok... Firstly, I'm not Ryu. Second, I'm not Dhalsim. So that kinda doesn't work. Sure, you say that now... I am not stooping to that low. Ok. I'm not bringing out a Hadoken. Maybe a Soryuken, but not a Hadoken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Mnf, Coyjiro has the opening promo, huh? Very well... I would like to make a request that absolutely no-one involve Mark in this show in any capacity, as reading last show would've told you, things are goign to be happening with the comissioner, and using him would make you look rather st00pid. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Come on Flik you know you want to break out the TATSUMAKISENPUYAKU or however you prononuce that Whirlwind Kick. Wear lead ring attire to negate his electricity or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2004 Mnf, Coyjiro has the opening promo, huh? Very well... I would like to make a request that absolutely no-one involve Mark in this show in any capacity, as reading last show would've told you, things are goign to be happening with the comissioner, and using him would make you look rather st00pid. -Z Dammit Z. I had this whole plan, where I'd have Mark come out, make me fight this guy in a freaking Blanka suit, and have this slight angle of Mark do this to motivate me. *sighs* Back to the drawing board. And I'm second match of the night? Interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Mnf, Coyjiro has the opening promo, huh? Very well... I would like to make a request that absolutely no-one involve Mark in this show in any capacity, as reading last show would've told you, things are goign to be happening with the comissioner, and using him would make you look rather st00pid. -Z Dammit Z. I had this whole plan, where I'd have Mark come out, make me fight this guy in a freaking Blanka suit, and have this slight angle of Mark do this to motivate me. *sighs* Back to the drawing board. And I'm second match of the night? Interesting. You can't weasel your way out of this, kid. No guys in suits. You must fight the real Blanka. We're renting him out from the Brazilians for a week, and it's costing quite a bit, so get to training, punk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 You can't weasel your way out of this, kid. No guys in suits. You must fight the real Blanka. We're renting him out from the Brazilians for a week, and it's costing quite a bit, so get to training, punk. Flik, I give you permission to weasel, and as a vet who's been around longer and beat TNT for the World Title, I outrank him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 You can't weasel your way out of this, kid. No guys in suits. You must fight the real Blanka. We're renting him out from the Brazilians for a week, and it's costing quite a bit, so get to training, punk. Flik, I give you permission to weasel, and as a vet who's been around longer and beat TNT for the World Title, I outrank him. Who to piss off... TNT? Flesher? Or how about I come up with something that pisses them both off? *grins* ...no, I'm just saying that. I've got no idea yet. I'll deal with my interview first, then my mathc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Stupid, stupid, stupid question. ...but, um... ...God... I feel soooooo stupid for asking this. ... ... ... Can someone give me someplace to find out info on Blanka? Like height, weight, maybe someplace that showcases his moves? I'm drawing up blanks on getting this match going because of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Well... I found some stuff for SF2 in general. If you were fighting Ryu it'd be easier to find stats on him. Some random charater info Manuals for the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Thanks for the help Johnny, but that didn't necessarily help. Just his weight and height are all I need. Perhaps his entrance music as well... *sighs* Tonight's going to be a long night apparently... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Chances of me getting a match in are pretty slim (Stryke no-showing? NO WAY!), which is a shame since i was looking forward to this one, and the match i had in mind should have been very competitive. Lousy work and the need for earning an income. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Thanks for the help Johnny, but that didn't necessarily help. Just his weight and height are all I need. Perhaps his entrance music as well... *sighs* Tonight's going to be a long night apparently... Entrance music? Uh, look up the Street Fighter: The Movie and pick something out of there. And just go 'Height unknown! Weight unknown! Blood Type B!' Add mystery! As for moves, he turns electric and rolls into a ball and hits people. That's all you need. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 proper way to fight Blanka: Hadoken (slow-mid-slow-fast pattern) until Blanka dizzies or uses an upward roll to dodge. Dizzy - jump in deep strong punch, crouching jab, fierce Dragon Punch. Leap back restart pattern Upward roll - walk forward until under Blanka, jab Dragon Punch, leap back restart pattern. See? Easy when you know how. Go to work, Flik. -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Or you could just do what I'd do. Beg off, offer 'him' some raw meat...lowblow, roll-up, feet on the ropes and thank you very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
