Lamest reason for a feud

[Guest Redhawk]

Booker T v. Edge -- "You stole my Japanese shampoo endorsement!"

 

Kevin Nash v. Triple H -- Wasn't it basically HHH lost the "Who's gonna be Nash's best friend" contest with Shawn Michaels, so he and Nash started feuding?

 

 

 

 

Those are the worst I can think of right now. I'm sure you all have some more...

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Chris Jericho. Kane. Coffee. 'Nuff said.

 

It doesn't beat the Japanese shampoo endorsement, though. I remember there being a sign making fun of that at some point but now I don't remember what it said.

[JoeDirt 0]

Chris Jericho. Kane. Coffee. 'Nuff said.

 

It doesn't beat the Japanese shampoo endorsement, though. I remember there being a sign making fun of that at some point but now I don't remember what it said.

At WM18, the sign said something to the effect of "These guys are fighting over shampoo."

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Actually, as of recently, Cena jumping on the 'anti-French' bandwagon to feud with Rene Dupree without actually giving a fucking reason as to why.

 

Oh, and just using the 'violence against women' move when they're desperate.

 

And I can't remember how the fuck Scott Steiner and Test got to feuding last year, but I'm sure that it was stupid. Probably something to do with the latter reason above.

 

Redhawk, yeah, Booker/Edge was stupid. It belittled them both.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I liked how Big Show had a brief feud with 3MW for ganging up on him during their "Eric gives you three minutes" gig, but he was a heel.

 

It basically requied him to turn face for one segment, and then come back out in the second hour and turn heel again by running in on a face. He actually turned twice on the same program!

 

Ah, the mishandled days of Big Show.

[tbondrage99 0]

Booker T & Edge fueding over the Japanese shampoo endorsement was stupid. Speaking of hair didnt Jericho & Nash fued about who had the best hair which led into a hair vs. hair match, which Jericho thankfully won? And if Jericho had such a love affair with his hair for a month there why isnt he obessed with it now....maybe I should shut up I dont want to give the WWE ideas. Another lame fued was Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas which ended with that "fantastic" vigria on a pole match? Didnt that fued start because Kidman was making fun of Douglas' inability to get it up?

[haVoc 0]

I really don't mind the feuds that start once in a while because "I don't like you!" There's more reality to it. Some people just don't like one and other.

 

Of course, depends on who it is. If A-Train and Palumbo start a feud like that then I could give a rats ass. But if some day HBK tells the Rock he doesn't like his attitude and Rock says vise versa, then I'm all for that shit.

[tbondrage99 0]

I just recalled another lame fued. Carl Oulette during his pirate days in the WWE stealing Bret Harts Jacket.

[Guest Eric the Eagle]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever beat the Bulldog/McMichael feud for stupid starts.

 

"Hey! Don't you stand there drinking coffee when a man is talking to you!"

[tbondrage99 0]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever beat the Bulldog/McMichael feud for stupid starts.

 

"Hey! Don't you stand there drinking coffee when a man is talking to you!"

Hmmmm yet another fued that started with coffee. I guess this means that coffee makes people hate each other.

[cabbageboy 0]

Yeah but feud is excused because I've tried to wipe out all post 1997 Bulldog feuds from my memory.

 

I don't really mind stupid reasons for a feud as long as it's not the main event angle. A plethora of HHH feuds last year had horrible reasons, such as the Steiner feud (who was the better bodybuilder), the Nash feud (feuding over who was Shawn's BUTT buddy or something), etc.

 

The Jericho/Kane feud actually made a bit of sense. After all, at that point Kane believed himself to be horribly burned and disfigured and didn't take kindly to someone dumping hot coffee on him, accident or not....

 

Yeah ok, it still sucked.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

The Val Venis/Mankind feud was pretty stupid, as they were fighting over a sock with Rock's face on it

[Grenouille 0]

I just recalled another lame fued. Carl Oulette during his pirate days in the WWE stealing Bret Harts Jacket.

That's funny, I was at the TV taping where this angle started. Ouellette came out for his match wearing Bret's jacket confusing many in the crowd. Then an hour later during Bret's squash match Ouellette comes out to steal the jacket on the ring post.

 

As for another crappy reason to feud, how about the Islanders and Bulldogs in the fight over Matilda?

[BHK 0]

Bossman and Big Show over Big Show's father.

 

Bossman and Al Snow over pepper.

[tbondrage99 0]

The Val Venis/Mankind feud was pretty stupid, as they were fighting over a sock with Rock's face on it

Why did they want that sock again? I guess Foley wanted it cause he gave it to The Rock, but why would Venis want it to stuff in his tights? I mean really he could of got any sock to stuff in his tights what was so special about one with The Rocks face on it?

[Papacita 0]

Eddie and Austin from 02...fighting over karaoke!

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Kama and Taker feuding because Kama melted the urn and turned it into a necklace. The bastard~!

 

IRS and Razor feuding because IRS threatened to repossess Razor's chains.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The Val Venis/Mankind feud was pretty stupid, as they were fighting over a sock with Rock's face on it

Why did they want that sock again? I guess Foley wanted it cause he gave it to The Rock, but why would Venis want it to stuff in his tights? I mean really he could of got any sock to stuff in his tights what was so special about one with The Rocks face on it?

Maybe he was having sexual fantasies, and wanted a tube sock with Rocks face on it. Or maybe as a condom. "do you want The Rock inside you?"

 

 

I can name another one....

 

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Lawrence Taylor. LT laughs at BBB for losing to the "13 year old 1-2-3 Kid", and BBB is embarrased.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

Kidman & Shane Douglas over Viagra.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Kevin Nash v. Triple H -- Wasn't it basically HHH lost the "Who's gonna be Nash's best friend" contest with Shawn Michaels, so he and Nash started feuding?

 

Ah yes, a horrible 3 month feud all started because of a kick to the balls.

 

And I can't remember how the fuck Scott Steiner and Test got to feuding last year, but I'm sure that it was stupid. Probably something to do with the latter reason above.

 

How could you forget? It was over Stacy with Test being a jealous bitch.

 

 

 

My pick would be Angle and Benoit in 2001 over...Kurt's medals.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

The Val Venis/Mankind feud was pretty stupid, as they were fighting over a sock with Rock's face on it

Why did they want that sock again? I guess Foley wanted it cause he gave it to The Rock, but why would Venis want it to stuff in his tights? I mean really he could of got any sock to stuff in his tights what was so special about one with The Rocks face on it?

It may have been a crappy feud starter, but it led to a great Val heel push. Heck, he went over Foley on PPV, clean.

[Guest La Marka]

Triple H and his bitch Lucy vs. Stephanie McMahon and her bitch...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I just recalled another lame fued. Carl Oulette during his pirate days in the WWE stealing Bret Harts Jacket.

are you kidding dude? That was a TIGHT jacket. If someone stole it I'd sure be fucking mad.

[Jericholic82 0]

actually bulldog/shawn 96 started over dogs wife diana hart smith accusing hbk of sexually harrassing her during the in your house: good friends, better enemies ppv

 

 

hey i kinda liked the booker/edge one, if only for booker's practice commercial in front of tajiri and torrie

 

"Hey Japanese peope!!! What's the deal with your nasty hair? Now you may know alot about kung-fu (does karate pose), but you don't know anything about shampoo. Buy new yakamoshi shampoo, it won't make you hair look as good as mine, but hey you gotta start somewhere."

 

as for other lame ones, how about kurt and austin fighting over hugs from vince mcmahon (although the bits and promos that came out of it were hilarious)

 

I loved how Jericho would refer to the "Coffee-Fearing Kane" but it was silly nonetheless.

 

 

how about al snow and hardcore holly, al got mad at holly, for "killing" his dear head pierre, then al came out on a go-cart to hollys old spark plug theme song

[kirk angel 0]

Bret Hart vs Isaac Yankem really sticks out in my mind

 

Lawler had his dentist fight Hart because Bret stuffed Lawlers foot in his mouth and it made his breathe stink.

[Guest netslob]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever beat the Bulldog/McMichael feud for stupid starts.

 

"Hey! Don't you stand there drinking coffee when a man is talking to you!"

"Ok, what would you like me to drink?"

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Kidman & Shane Douglas over Viagra.

Dude, this is EXACTLY what I was going to say, word for word. And then I happen to see your post.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Yeah but feud is excused because I've tried to wipe out all post 1997 Bulldog feuds from my memory.

 

I don't really mind stupid reasons for a feud as long as it's not the main event angle. A plethora of HHH feuds last year had horrible reasons, such as the Steiner feud (who was the better bodybuilder), the Nash feud (feuding over who was Shawn's BUTT buddy or something), etc.

 

The Jericho/Kane feud actually made a bit of sense. After all, at that point Kane believed himself to be horribly burned and disfigured and didn't take kindly to someone dumping hot coffee on him, accident or not....

 

Yeah ok, it still sucked.

Steiner/HHH didn't start over bodybuilding. The Nash feud happened because HHH wanted him on his side and Nash said no.

 

You suck, dude.

[CanadianChick 0]

Hmm, how about Benoit/Angle for Angle's medals? Not that I'm complaining mind you, since we got a couple of sweet matches from it, but still.

[Papacita 0]

Hmm, how about Benoit/Angle for Angle's medals? Not that I'm complaining mind you, since we got a couple of sweet matches from it, but still.

I remember a lot of people complaining about that at the time. It was a little silly.

 

Another dumb one was Kurt and Shane McMahon leading into KOTR, fighting because Shane interrupted Kurt's Olympic reenactment. I don't think they even tried to explain why Shane would interrupt it in the first place.