1234-5678 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Since my latest excursion into the workplace was as a machine operator (basically loading screws into a machine), and since my car just shit the bed and I can't get there anymore, and I am once again looking for work.......... What would your dream jobs be? 1. Author I've had writer's block as far as stories go for years, but if I could come up with something decent and make money from it, well that would be awesome. 2. Pro Wrestler Honestly, I'd love to get paid for like 5-20 minutes worth of work a night. I know it involves working out and travel, but since I am not a big fan of my family anyways, being out on the road all the time is appealing as well. 3. Front Desk at a Tanning Salon For obvious reasons. The flow of attractive girls walking in and out all day would probably make up for the shitty pay. 4. Bartender I love Bars and talking to people in them, so if I could find a place where I would get decent tips and be able to drink here and there, I'd be all for it. That's all I can think of for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cheech Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Wrestler. I don't really want to do anything else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Comedic TV and Film actor. Stand-Up Comedian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Own/Operate my own little CD/DVD Store. English Teacher Bouncer at a Strip Club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 I'd like to be a manga artist. That or distribute manga's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 1. Author 2. Poker player 3. Gambler in general Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 The SmartMark's Mod of the Hardcore Discussion Folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Can you make a living off that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 That would just be for fun. I would make my living off of stripping, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jimbo Report post Posted May 24, 2004 I want to be one of those world class gamblers, who play $100,000 hands for fun and have more money than God Himself. But more likely if they paid well... Maybe a History teacher at a school, cos that's the only class I've ever been intersted in much. And maybe even, if it was possible, a youth sports coach. Seriously. I'm coaching a team right now and its loads of fun. It's not a travel team or anything, just a fun rec league where people are learning how to play and stuff. The only pressures you have are making sure people know how to get ot the game and making sure everyone plays. It'd be great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Dictator of a former Eastern Bloc country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 1) Pro athlete (baseball or basketball or football) 2) Astronaut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Video Game Designer Ever since Final Fantasy IV came out back in '91, did I decide I wanted to do this. I really would like to be able to make my own game that everyone would get to play and would like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Give me a winning Powerball ticket worth nine figures and I'll be happy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted May 24, 2004 Still plan to . Actor, Writer, Director, Producer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 1. Author 2. Pro Wrestler 3. Where Zack works. You lucky fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Wrestler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 25, 2004 1. Professional wrestler 2. Journalist/Writer 3. CD/DVD store owner 4. Film director 5. Actor 6. Playboy Mansion janitor 7. WWE creative team worker (trying to actually pick things up) 8. Musician Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 1) Arcade/Video Game Store Owner 2) Comic Book Guy, sans pudge. 3) A combination of 1 and 2. And there are some days I'm crazy and want to say Bounty Hunter, but most of the time it's only crazy talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Comic book writer Movie writer/director/actor Teacher Author in general Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Writer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Director or be a EP for a TV show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Sure are a lot of aspiring authors here. Not me though Mine (in no particular order) - Heavy metal singer and/or player - Cartoon voice actor I used to have pro wrestler on there for a good many years, but after finding out about the real business (physical/mental endurance, politicking, etc.) I decided that's not something I want to do even if I could do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 porn star the guy in that goes around deflowering virgins in that country where you can't get married if you're a virgin (can't think of the name of it) Gigilo (the loving is over, now PAY ME!) author the guy who edits the videos for WWE Gumby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 the guy in that goes around deflowering virgins in that country where you can't get married if you're a virgin (can't think of the name of it) Virgin-Land Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Edit: It's Guam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Mop Up Relief pitcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Either... NFL Long Snapper (300k/year to play like, five snaps a game) or.. United States Senator (250k/year (I believe) plus massive perks to vote on and perhaps occasionally write legislation. Oh yeah, and your job is basically to bitch. A lot.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JacK Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Assassin. Either that or an Unemployed person, which thankfully you get paid for here. Australia - Home of the hard working who work hard to support the totally useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
