1234-5678 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Since my latest excursion into the workplace was as a machine operator (basically loading screws into a machine), and since my car just shit the bed and I can't get there anymore, and I am once again looking for work.......... What would your dream jobs be? 1. Author I've had writer's block as far as stories go for years, but if I could come up with something decent and make money from it, well that would be awesome. 2. Pro Wrestler Honestly, I'd love to get paid for like 5-20 minutes worth of work a night. I know it involves working out and travel, but since I am not a big fan of my family anyways, being out on the road all the time is appealing as well. 3. Front Desk at a Tanning Salon For obvious reasons. The flow of attractive girls walking in and out all day would probably make up for the shitty pay. 4. Bartender I love Bars and talking to people in them, so if I could find a place where I would get decent tips and be able to drink here and there, I'd be all for it. That's all I can think of for now.
Guest Cheech Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Wrestler. I don't really want to do anything else.
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Comedic TV and Film actor. Stand-Up Comedian.
Red Baron Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Own/Operate my own little CD/DVD Store. English Teacher Bouncer at a Strip Club
Internet Warfare Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 I'd like to be a manga artist. That or distribute manga's.
Dr. Tom Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 1. Author 2. Poker player 3. Gambler in general
Angle-plex Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 The SmartMark's Mod of the Hardcore Discussion Folder.
Angle-plex Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 That would just be for fun. I would make my living off of stripping, of course.
Guest Jimbo Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 I want to be one of those world class gamblers, who play $100,000 hands for fun and have more money than God Himself. But more likely if they paid well... Maybe a History teacher at a school, cos that's the only class I've ever been intersted in much. And maybe even, if it was possible, a youth sports coach. Seriously. I'm coaching a team right now and its loads of fun. It's not a travel team or anything, just a fun rec league where people are learning how to play and stuff. The only pressures you have are making sure people know how to get ot the game and making sure everyone plays. It'd be great.
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 1) Pro athlete (baseball or basketball or football) 2) Astronaut
Lightning Flik Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Video Game Designer Ever since Final Fantasy IV came out back in '91, did I decide I wanted to do this. I really would like to be able to make my own game that everyone would get to play and would like.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Give me a winning Powerball ticket worth nine figures and I'll be happy...
Guest OctoberBlood Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Still plan to . Actor, Writer, Director, Producer.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 1. Author 2. Pro Wrestler 3. Where Zack works. You lucky fuck.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 1. Professional wrestler 2. Journalist/Writer 3. CD/DVD store owner 4. Film director 5. Actor 6. Playboy Mansion janitor 7. WWE creative team worker (trying to actually pick things up) 8. Musician
Ced Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 1) Arcade/Video Game Store Owner 2) Comic Book Guy, sans pudge. 3) A combination of 1 and 2. And there are some days I'm crazy and want to say Bounty Hunter, but most of the time it's only crazy talk.
Guest SP-1 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 Comic book writer Movie writer/director/actor Teacher Author in general
Slayer Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 Sure are a lot of aspiring authors here. Not me though Mine (in no particular order) - Heavy metal singer and/or player - Cartoon voice actor I used to have pro wrestler on there for a good many years, but after finding out about the real business (physical/mental endurance, politicking, etc.) I decided that's not something I want to do even if I could do it.
Ravenbomb Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 porn star the guy in that goes around deflowering virgins in that country where you can't get married if you're a virgin (can't think of the name of it) Gigilo (the loving is over, now PAY ME!) author the guy who edits the videos for WWE Gumby
Slayer Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 the guy in that goes around deflowering virgins in that country where you can't get married if you're a virgin (can't think of the name of it) Virgin-Land
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 Either... NFL Long Snapper (300k/year to play like, five snaps a game) or.. United States Senator (250k/year (I believe) plus massive perks to vote on and perhaps occasionally write legislation. Oh yeah, and your job is basically to bitch. A lot.)
Guest JacK Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 Assassin. Either that or an Unemployed person, which thankfully you get paid for here. Australia - Home of the hard working who work hard to support the totally useless.
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