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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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I'd have to say the fly. The little black cunts buzz around and sometimes NEVER FUCK OFF, AND IT'S THE SAME ONE, AND SOMETIMES I LET IT WALK ON ME BECAUSE I'M SO BLINDED WITH RAGE, I JUST WANT TO CRUSH THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM UNDER A BIG FUCKING HEAVY THING!

 

How about you?

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Guest Choken One
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The Alligator/Crocodile.

 

Bad Childhood expirence.

Guest JacK
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Humans. . . they think they're so freakin good . . .

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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The Alligator/Crocodile.

 

Bad Childhood expirence.

Go on...

Guest T®ITEC
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Dogs are just annoying... Dogs and Mormons who mow their lawn at 7:24 AM when I'm TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU FUCKING FREAK.

 

Oh, and I want to kill a penguin at least once in my lifetime. What the hell is *their* deal?

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Anything that flies and has a stinger equipped. *shudders*

My sentiments exactly. Every time my mom and I get home and it's sunny outside during the spring or summer, I stay in the vehicle and wait for her to unlock the house door and then I kind of rush into the house (but not too quickly since I don't want to trip on the steps) so I don't get stung by something like a yellow jacket, a wasp, or a hornet, since those 3 insects have flown around that area in the past.

 

I've been afraid of different kinds of bees for a while.

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I'm mad...And that's a fact

I found out...Animals don't help

Animals think...They're pretty smart

Shit on the ground...See in the dark.

 

They wander around like a crazy dog

Make a mistake in the parking lot

Always bumping into things

Always let you down down down down.

 

They're never there when you need them

They never come when you call them

They're never there when you need them

The nevere come when you call them down down down down.

 

I know the animals...Are laughing at us

They don't even know...What a joke is

I won't follow...Animal's advice

I don't care...If they're laughing at us.

 

They're never there when you need them

They never come when you call them

They're never there when you need them

The nevere come when you call them down down down down.

 

They say they don't need money

They're living on nuts and berries

They say animals don't worry

You know animals are hairy?

They think they know what's best

They're making a fool of us

They ought to be more careful

They're setting a bad example

They have untroubled lives

They think everything's nice

They like to laugh at people

They're setting a bad example

(Go ahead) Laugh at me.

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I'd say lions.

 

King of the jungle my arse -- all they do is kill little animals 1/20 their size.

 

Let's see them mess with a full-grown hippo...

They can barely even handle giraffes. Only if they catch them off-guard (like while drinking) or they get the young/old/sick animals.

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I usually like dogs, but the types with annoying barks bug the shit out of me. Ever hear a beagle? Fuckers sound like they're bring strangled.

 

I don't like spiders either, but not as bad as Dames' whole "jump on a chair and pull my skirt up" situation.

 

Bluejays too. I live in an area with a lot of them, and those aggressive little shitheads will fucking divebomb you for no goddamn reason.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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Racoons, after working at a camp for 3 years I really grew to hate them. They get into everything and it takes way too much work to racoon proof the trash at night.

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Bluejays too. I live in an area with a lot of them, and those aggressive little shitheads will fucking divebomb you for no goddamn reason.

Fucking right. One of them little bastards slammed into the back of my head one day while I was out mowing. I still don't know why he attacked me. I wasn't anywhere near a tree when he smacked into me.

 

Otherwise on this topic, I despise mosquitos and fire ants (a huge problem down here). There is no purpose for their existence.

Guest Fook
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Bluejays too. I live in an area with a lot of them, and those aggressive little shitheads will fucking divebomb you for no goddamn reason.

Fucking right. One of them little bastards slammed into the back of my head one day while I was out mowing. I still don't know why he attacked me. I wasn't anywhere near a tree when he smacked into me.

You've got a big head. It's too big for your body.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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CATS

 

They are satan's animal

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