kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 So I was scanning channels last night when this came across my TV screen. Wow, I thought there were some bad lists before. I'm not a metal expert by any means, but wouldn't that guy from Motley Crue who OD'd and came back to life be a bigger "metal moment" than BON JOVI'S HAIR AND PANTS?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest macheteofodin Report post Posted June 4, 2004 You have to remember that lists are all retarded. I was watching it, found it amusing, but like most mainstream metal lists, it was infested with non-metal stuff. It is basically 100 most shocking moments with random REAL metal acts thrown in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I know these lists are dumb, but this is REALLY bad! And you're right about this being another "100 most shocking moments" list. It was just sad seeing some psycho Norway band doing something really fucked up, followed by some chick in a Whitesnake video, or whatever that band was called. Oh, here's another one: Some band took $800 given to them by Blender magazine and bought a donkey -- WTF!?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I been recording this at night. It's alright. I don't get mad over # placements. I just watch it for the segments and peoples comments. Like most hair metal, it's big dumb entertainment. Speaking of dumb, in July VH1 starts "I Love The 90's." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 4, 2004 If the black metal wars didn't win, then this list is wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 They shouldn't have done it as a "Top 100 list" because the order that they put the choices in are completely random ... I'd think that things done by the death metal guys in Sweden are more 'metal' than anything Bon Jovi has ever done. Hell, how is Rob Halford coming out of the closet a 'metal moment' at all?!? They should have just done "Heavy Metal's Most Memorable Moments" and been done with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest macheteofodin Report post Posted June 4, 2004 If the black metal wars didn't win, then this list is wrong. It was 69...so yes, horribly wrong. ---WARNING SPOILER OF SORTS--- Here is the full list that I hijacked off another board: 100 Ozzy Osbourne shaves eyebrows off his sleeping bandmates. 99 Poison screen potential groupies with the aid of a video camera. 98 Faster Pussycat singer scratches crotch with fan's prosthetic arm. 97 Judas Priest replaces Rob Halford with tribute band singer. 96 Alice Cooper kills a chicken by throwing it into audience. 95 Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley is electrocuted onstage. 94 L7 singer throws her used tampon into the audience. 93 Guns N' Roses' Slash hires bodyguard to carry him home when he's drunk. 92 David Lee Roth hires midgets and female body builders as security team. 91 Stryper start oxymoronic Christian metal movement. 90 Faith No More's flopping fish flap. 89 Quiet Riot performs at Michigan nudist colony. 88 John Wayne Bobbit porno has cameos by metalheads Lemmy and Vince Neil. 87 King Kobra singer has sex change and goes from Mark to Marcie. 86 Jimmy Page replaces Robert Plant with Zep-clone David Coverdale. 85 Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" video features appearances by metal's A-list. 84 Alice In Chains' Speedo water slide ride leaves little to the imagination. 83 Crazed Slayer fan carves logo in arm and makes it into band's album artwork. 82 Megadeth's Dave Mustaine talks smack in Ireland and needs armed escort out of country. 81 Def Leppard have mid-show sex parties underneath the drum riser 80 Ted Nugent becomes legal guardian of his 17-year old girlfriend. 79 Ozzy Osbourne drug binge begets cat massacre. 78 Whitesnake cast Tawny Kitaen in video and create a metal super-vixen. 77 Marilyn Manson rubs his business on bouncer's head at show. 76 Devil statue that urinates Jack Daniels becomes a stage prop for David Lee Roth. 75 Mötley Crüe makes groupies pee in litter box to meet the band. 74 Aerosmith big mouth gets arrested for potty mouth. 73 Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video puts an end to subtle sexual metaphors. 72 Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx ODs, dies, gets revived, and ODs again. 71 Pantera singer's very own "House Of Shock" incurs Christian wrath. 70 Kiss markets coffins which double as beer coolers. 69 Mayhem embody black metal with suicide, homicide, and cannibalism. 68 The Plasmatics cause havoc on Tom Snyder's Tomorrow show. 67 Rage Against The Machine bassist arrested for climbing on VMA set mid-show. 66 Mötley Crüe meet the Canadian Mounties and lose porn. 65 Aerosmith's Steven Tyler casts daughter Liv as stripper in "Crazy" video. 64 Biohazard pull prank on Slayer involving stupid friend and feces. 63 Manowar set Guinness record as world's loudest band. 62 Guns N' Roses deliver profane, drunken acceptance speech at AMAs. 61 Bon Jovi's arrival signals birth of "Hair Metal." 60 Homeless man claims to be "down and out" Kiss drummer Peter Criss. 59 Septic truck driver becomes singer in Tesla. 58 L.A. Guns singer sits in salad and serves it to fans. 57 Pete Steel of Type O Negative reveals his metal in the pages of Playgirl. 56 Skid Row scores metal's first #1 debut on Billboard charts. 55 Sex tape featuring Poison's Bret Michaels and Pamela Anderson sex tape surfaces. 54 Metal horror flick Trick Or Treat features Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne. 53 Motörhead drummer freaks out on Absinthe and goes on hotel streaking spree. 52 Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx sets himself on fire in the name of showbiz. 51 Cynthia Plaster Caster starts casting the hammers of the rock gods. 50 Foo Fighter Dave Grohl pays homage to metal roots with Probot. 49 Led Zeppelin's John Bonham leaves stinky surprise in groupie's shoe. 48 Iron Butterfly drink too much and birth "In A Gadda Da Vida." 47 Metallica go after Napster and 317,377 copyright infringers. 46 Megadeth's Dave Mustaine feuds with MTV's Rikki Rachtman. 45 Gorgoroth defile Pope's hometown with sheep's blood and mock-crucifixions. 44 Def Leppard 's Joe Elliott gets burned on "Foolin'" video shoot. 43 Plasmatics' Wendy O. Williams engages in death defying stunts. 42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. 41 Anthrax trash a fan's house for MTV and appear on Married With Children. 40 Ace Frehley, Kiss' spacey guitarist, claims intergalactic abduction. 39 Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee compete in stink and score fest. 38 Ozzy Osbourne pees on the Alamo in wife's dress. 37 W.A.S.P.'s Blackie Lawless sports exploding codpiece. 36 Marilyn Manson makes Satanic affiliations official. 35 Tenacious D pay tribute to Ronnie James Dio. 34 GWAR's bloody stage show gets them in trouble in Georgia. 33 Kiss put the make-up back on. 32 Poison guitarist C.C. Deville goes ballistic at the VMAs. 31 Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil challenges Axl Rose to boxing match on MTV. 30 Parents make Aerosmith's Steven Tyler guardian of 14-year old groupie. 29 Tipper Gore's P.M.R.C. tries to curb filthy rock lyrics. 28 David Lee Roth cuts head with sword but the show must go on. 27 The Decline of Western Civilization - Part II, The Metal Years. 26 Motörhead's Lemmy contributes to the delinquency of a minor reporter. 25 W.A.S.P. fans display affection by pelting band with meat. 24 Judas Priest dispels backwards masking myth. 23 Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page buys mansion of famed occultist Aleister Crowley. 22 L7 raffles off one-night stand with drummer. 21 Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee steers boat without his hands 20 Van Halen awards roadies who guess the groupie of the night. 19 Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi, Metallica play Moscow Music Peace Festival. 18 Def Leppard offer obscene backstage passes. 17 W.A.S.P. guitarist gets hit by flying rump roast. 16 Heavy Metal Parking Lot documentary premieres. 15 Faster Pussycat drummer receives a special drug delivery. 14 Kiss' Gene Simmons, sleeps with over 4,600 women and has the pics to prove it. 13 Dokken guitar solo ignites actual volcanic eruption. 12 Axl Rose attacks fan at Guns N' Roses concert and starts one of many riots. 11 Poison revolutionize information maintenance systems with groupie database. 10 Def Leppard drummer loses arm but keeps rocking. 9 Led Zeppelin's mud shark incident. 8 Groupies rate rockers sex romps and sizes online. 7 Ozzy Osbourne and Nikki Sixx compete in gross-a-thon. 6 Judas Priest 's leather-clad “Metal God” comes out of the closet. 5 Spinal Tap premieres. 4 Mötley Crüe release autobiography The Dirt. 3 Dio popularizes "Devil's horns," the universal hand-signal for heavy metal. 2 Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi sacrifices fingertips to create metal guitar sound. 1 "Hear N' Aid" benefit album unites metal nation for the good of all. Yup...that's horrid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Speaking of dumb, in July VH1 starts "I Love The 90's." Gag. I saw that ad, too. Are they going to even wait until 2010 before launching "I love the 2000's"?! Like I really need to be reminded of '99s pop-culture happenings... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 If that's the top 10, no way am I reading the other 90 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Thumbtack ain't gonna be impressed when he sees this list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I just wanted the Devin Townsend "Tonight Show" incident to be on the list. Telephones were never meant to be used that way... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted on Jun 4 2004, 09:13 AM Thumbtack ain't gonna be impressed when he sees this list. He's right you know. This isn't even a musical bias, but the Black Metal incidents involving the band Mayhem in the early-mid 90's is BY FAR the most shocking metal thing ever. Fuck all that other shit. No other style of music created such a fanatical(and honestly...retarded) movement of violence. Church burnings, grave desecrations, robbery, murder threats, and murder. Bard Eithun (original drummer for Emperor) killed a gay man in the park because he wanted to know what it would feel like to kill a man. I'm pretty sure that would take the cake on a list right there. Varg Vikernes(Burzum) burned the Fantoft church and used a picture of the building burning as an album cover. Pretty big fuckin deal given the concervative christian climate in Norway. That would rank highly aswell I think. how about Varg Vikernes having Snorre Ruch (Thorns...amazing musician and inventor of the black metal surf style riff) drive him to Oystein Aarseth's(euronymous...leading man of Mayhem) house to murder him by stabbing him in the head and back 23 times. That's a top 5 on a retard monkey's list...should be number one for anyone else. These Tr00 gr1m n3cr0 fuckers like their pictures. Vocalist for Mayhem, "Dead", showing a brilliant sense of irony swallowed a shotgun barrel and blew his brain out of the top of his head after carving up the blood vessels in his arm. Before anyone else got to him, Euronymous found him. He had his camera and took pictures after briefly rearranging teh scene to position things for a good shot I guess. A guy's brain laying in his lap would be the most he'd need I figure, but whatever. One of these pictures ended up as the album cover to a Mayhem album. Then in a showing of respect and love for his fallen bandmate and friend, he collected parts of his brain to be cooked later in a stew, and picked out small pieces of his skull to be made into necklaces for the rest of the band. The above story has been retold and bastardized over the last decade but it's about as close to the truth as anyone not named Oystein Aarseth know...and he's dead to. Bloody compelling either way. worth a number one spot on a worthless list to. I never get tired of telling these stories. As far as the Gorgoroth ranking goes...it's nothing that hasn't been done a million times before in metal. Mayhem did it better and so did Moonspell when they started. It's only because of teh coincidence about the pope's hometown and all that that makes this remotely interesting. The women they 'crucified' were fucking hot though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest macheteofodin Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I always thought the whole deal with the Norwegian Black Metal scene of the early 90's would have made an amazing movie (as long as a non-idiot made it). That whole deal was perhaps the most fucked up thing I ever read. Lords of Chaos is an essential book for metal fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 4, 2004 How did Marilyn Manson make a list about Metal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I don't think Lords Of Chaos is a book only for metal fans. Anyone into true crime or psychology topics would find it quite interesting. The layout of some parts is a bit disjointed, but it gives the deepest look anyone will get into some of the main players in the scene, particularly Varg Vikernes and the Mayhem guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
converge241 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 such such nonsense it has been discussed on email with some of my friends who arent as into metal as i am and i have to answer or explain things and that's been fun (some of them even want me to put together a better list)..lol i cant believe im getting asked who mayhen and gorgorroth are (know i probably spelled that wrong) i mentioned in another thread that i was shocked that the stuff from lords made it cause of the "more serious" nature of it and machete have you mentioned that here before? i remember someone saying it about a movie and you are damn right it would be great and how is all that BELOW some idiot lighting his pants on fire other travesties: darkness and a donkey, probot (its killer that he did the album but COME ON!!) the hear n aid video was on vh1 classic on monday finally got that on tape thats so damn cheesy "don't think Lords Of Chaos is a book only for metal fans" yes thumbtack... the wife read it and loved it and could give two shits about any of the scene too bad E! beat VH1 on "I Love the 90s"--not same format but they really covered it all 1st in their 101 reasons the 90s ruled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 -42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. Umm....what/how/why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest macheteofodin Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I know I've mentioned that it would make an excellent movie before...not sure if I mentioned it here though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 4, 2004 -42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. Umm....what/how/why? Beavis and BUTT-Head's fathers are drifters who had sex with some stripper/prostitute so they're brothers IIRC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 They were Motley Crue roadies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted on Jun 4 2004, 09:13 AM Thumbtack ain't gonna be impressed when he sees this list. He's right you know. This isn't even a musical bias, but the Black Metal incidents involving the band Mayhem in the early-mid 90's is BY FAR the most shocking metal thing ever. Fuck all that other shit. No other style of music created such a fanatical(and honestly...retarded) movement of violence. Church burnings, grave desecrations, robbery, murder threats, and murder. Bard Eithun (original drummer for Emperor) killed a gay man in the park because he wanted to know what it would feel like to kill a man. I'm pretty sure that would take the cake on a list right there. Varg Vikernes(Burzum) burned the Fantoft church and used a picture of the building burning as an album cover. Pretty big fuckin deal given the concervative christian climate in Norway. That would rank highly aswell I think. how about Varg Vikernes having Snorre Ruch (Thorns...amazing musician and inventor of the black metal surf style riff) drive him to Oystein Aarseth's(euronymous...leading man of Mayhem) house to murder him by stabbing him in the head and back 23 times. That's a top 5 on a retard monkey's list...should be number one for anyone else. These Tr00 gr1m n3cr0 fuckers like their pictures. Vocalist for Mayhem, "Dead", showing a brilliant sense of irony swallowed a shotgun barrel and blew his brain out of the top of his head after carving up the blood vessels in his arm. Before anyone else got to him, Euronymous found him. He had his camera and took pictures after briefly rearranging teh scene to position things for a good shot I guess. A guy's brain laying in his lap would be the most he'd need I figure, but whatever. One of these pictures ended up as the album cover to a Mayhem album. Then in a showing of respect and love for his fallen bandmate and friend, he collected parts of his brain to be cooked later in a stew, and picked out small pieces of his skull to be made into necklaces for the rest of the band. The above story has been retold and bastardized over the last decade but it's about as close to the truth as anyone not named Oystein Aarseth know...and he's dead to. Bloody compelling either way. worth a number one spot on a worthless list to. I never get tired of telling these stories. As far as the Gorgoroth ranking goes...it's nothing that hasn't been done a million times before in metal. Mayhem did it better and so did Moonspell when they started. It's only because of teh coincidence about the pope's hometown and all that that makes this remotely interesting. The women they 'crucified' were fucking hot though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Devil statue that urinates Jack Daniels I must have one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 Speaking of crazy black metal folks, there is a German band called Absurd that killed a boy in the forrest when they were youngsters. When they were released from prison they used a picture of his grave as an album cover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 Around that time they were in contact with Varg Vikernes basically being wannabes and signing on to his whim of the day...I believe this would have been his heathen warrior phase. So yeah, add murder due to hero worship by some impressionable youths. I think they've pretty near covered it all. Speaking of Absurd, if you have a chance to hear their first album, you should. If for no other reason than to hear a punk/black hybrid that has been stripped of all but the bare essential basics that identify the music. necro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 -42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. Umm....what/how/why? Beavis and BUTT-Head's fathers are drifters who had sex with some stripper/prostitute so they're brothers IIRC. Oh, I know that. I just don't understand why that's one of the most important moments in the history of metal. I see how you misinterpretted my message. My appologies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 -42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. Umm....what/how/why? Beavis and BUTT-Head's fathers are drifters who had sex with some stripper/prostitute so they're brothers IIRC. Oh, I know that. I just don't understand why that's one of the most important moments in the history of metal. I see how you misinterpretted my message. My appologies. Because they were roadies for Motely Crue! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTID 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 How did Marilyn Manson make a list about Metal? (in most sarcastic voice emaginable) By spending the past decade making metal music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 6, 2004 not metal, more like industrial rock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 What a fucking stupid list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I just wanted the Devin Townsend "Tonight Show" incident to be on the list. Telephones were never meant to be used that way... What? Hevy Devy was on the Tonight Show? And it was incident worthy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
