CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Yeah, I'm ancient and everyone now knows it. So... Post your "old" jokes here. Best one goes in my sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." Happy Birthday, btw. Your cake is in the mail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 CanadianChris is so old, he remembers the Montreal Canadiens not shitting all over their legacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Or, Chris is so old, he remembers the last time the Maple Leafs won the Cup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 I think you've won, Max. Nobody else is old enough to remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old, he has Moses' cell phone number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old, he was born a really long time ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Or, Chris is so old, he remembers the last time the Maple Leafs won the Cup. I think I'm going to lock this thread before it gets ugly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 I've no joke to contribute, but I absolutely dread turning 26 later this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Happy birthday man, these old jokes are tired anyway. Oh wait, I'll type louder so you can hear me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 I'm just gonna throw myself out this window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 CanadianChris is so old that he partied with Rick James when he went AWOL from the military. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 I'll just call you "Dr. Tom Sr." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old, he beta tested the abacus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 By the by, is that how you spell abacus? It doesn't 'feel' right when I spell it like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 When God said "Let there be light", Chris hit the switch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 CC is the one who told Rick James that cocaine is one hell of a drug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 CanadianChris is so old, the funeral parlor has his picture with the sign "Coming Soon". Or... He walked by the cemetery and two guys ran after him with shovels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 CC is so old, he makes Dave Dymond look like an Olsen twin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old, his social security number is 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old his memory is in black and white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 Chris is so old, he's olde. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 CanadianChris is so old he remembers firsthand the time when the deep south was full of black people did all the work but they were really lazy and the white people who were also lazy got mad at them for being lazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Canadian Chris is SO OLD-- --Nevermind, he fell asleep before I could finish the joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 You are almost old enough to be Canadian Chick's father. Funny. That's all I have to add since I'm only 20 months away from the big 3-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Chris has postcards he's gotten from people that say "Visit sunny Gondwanaland." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 He's so old, he has an autographed copy of the Bible. He's so old, Mary and Joseph were voted cutest couple at his high school. --- God Bless Jerry Lawler's Hart family jokes from 1993 (I wish I could remember more)--- And Happy Birthday kind sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 CanadianChris is soooooo old... HOW OLD IS HE? ...he's so old, that, that, when, um, when Stairway to Heaven came out, Chris was like, uhh, he was like "yeah I went up those stairs," and, and then he said like "and went I went there and saw God, he still had dark hair!" (hides in utter utter shame) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 So, is Chris the oldest poster here that anyone knows of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Rendclaw would be in his mid 30s if he's still here. Then again he would be even if he didn't still post here. Excluding him I gotta go with Flyboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
