Dangerous A Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Was it just me or did it look like Heidenreich was raping Michael Cole backstage after he kidnapped him on SD last night? I TiVo'd it and at first couldn't stop laughing at the visual of how the bit looked. Then I went back and actually listened to what Heidenreich was saying to Cole, with stuff about them having desires and giving Cole what he thinks he wants. Maybe it's just me, but that sounds pretty gay. My wife shows up and sees the bit (she does not watch wrestling) and said that it looked pretty damn gay in regards to the tone of the skit. Was that what they were going for? Is this another rib on Heyman since Heidenreich is his guy? WTF is WWE doing? It isn't entertaining me with male on male ass rape (allegedly) in the back, that's for sure.
LJSexay Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 that was definitnely the gayest thing I've seen on Smackdown since... hmm. I don't know But it was even the sublt details that bothered me. Like.. the.. small thrusts Heidenreich would do when ''grabbing'' Cole .. dear lord I really, really don't know what the hell the writers were thinking, or Vince APPROVING. It was so odd
Gary Floyd Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I've seen some things in wrestling that I wished I had never seen. Count this as one of them May I let you know that I have read Edward Lee's chunkblower novel "The Bighead" If I read that and though this segment on Smackdown was just plain wrong, that might tell you something
Australian Pride Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I haven't seen it yet, but it sounds like the only thing missing is Bruce Willis walking in at the end with a Samurai sword.
Gary Floyd Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I haven't seen it yet, but it sounds like the only thing missing is Bruce Willis walking in at the end with a Samurai sword. I was actually wishing Burt Reynolds would save the day for some reason
Guest Dids Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 The only way to save this would have been Tazz choking Heidenrich the fuck out.
Krankor Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I was almost 100% sure that Cole was going to be raped right then and there. When Heidenreich locked the door I new Cole was done for. Then he pinned Michael against the door...and the thrusting movements... "I've been watching you for a while Michael, and I know what you want..." Then Heidenreich told Cole to say Thank You. A part of me died inside during all of this. I believe Pat Patterson is behind all of this.
Krankor Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 The only way to save this would have been Tazz choking Heidenrich the fuck out. I thought it was pretty funny how Tazz had to stop and think if he'd rather call the match or go save Cole. Then he decides to mosey on back after Heidenreich with a slow and not really determined walk. Gotta love Tazz
claydude14 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I loved Tazz Vs. JR; except the wrong guy went over at Summerslam (King). Damn they had so many places where they coulda pulled the trigger on a Tazz push (obviously, inVasion comes to mind) but they just buried him instead. Ah well, at least this way he doesn't need to go under for neck surgery.
Krankor Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Tazz is a SOB, dude! When he madefun of JR's medical condition I was soooo mad! [/kayfabe] I absolutely loved that because it was JR getting harassed. My favorite part was when JR was just sitting in a car out in the parking garage, and Tazz was there making fun of him. I'm pretty sure JR called Tazz a Sum Bitch. Then Tazz said, "Hey, watch this!" And just bashed the window in with a pipe. Sadly JR ended up winning the war though.
1234-5678 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Australian Pride has the great sig ever created.
Scroby Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I loved Tazz Vs. JR; except the wrong guy went over at Summerslam (King). Damn they had so many places where they coulda pulled the trigger on a Tazz push (obviously, inVasion comes to mind) but they just buried him instead. Ah well, at least this way he doesn't need to go under for neck surgery. Of course WWE buried Tazz, he was extremely over when he debuted at that Royal Rumble a few years back. As soon as WWE realized how over he was they basically did everything possible to bury Tazz. Made him change his wrestling style in fear he wrestled Austin, Tazz would seriously hurt Austin. Put Tazz in that awful feud with Lawler after he lost the ECW title, then put him in a whole bunch of hardcore matches where he didn't win, when he should have been booked as the most dominate hardcore champion. Plus with the invansion angle, if the ECW team didn't join with the WCW team, Tazz could have been booked as the big wrestler of the team ECW, but instead was just buried by Austin over and over again, man I was begging for Tazz to choke out Austin in those segments. Point is, Tazz could have been one of the most over guys at the time but since WWE doesn't like un-homegrown wrestlers getting over, WWE will just bury anyone.
AndrewTS Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 that was definitnely the gayest thing I've seen on Smackdown since... hmm. I don't know The Angle/Brock "Megapowers" skits (and the post-broadcast kiss)?
Chazz Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 During the Heidenreich/Cole Segment, All I could think of Is that The Creative Team Is ripping off a storyline from HBO's OZ.
Black Lushus Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 During the Heidenreich/Cole Segment, All I could think of Is that The Creative Team Is ripping off a storyline from HBO's OZ. exactly! Oz immrediately popped into my mind while watching that segment...
Guest Nater Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 On a similar note, Rico made a run-in return.
DerangedHermit Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I think we might have a contender for worst angle of the year. Kane/Lita ain't got shit on this.
notJames Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 That whole "poetry under duress" thing makes me think one of the writers is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan. Not a bad thing in and of itself, but in a wrestling angle, feh. I'll pass.
humongous2002 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Shit, Bradshaw was made for that role Heidencrack is doing.
Guest Loss Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 At least the Kane/Lita storyline gave us the wedding, which gave us Trish's SMOKIN' outfit that almost turned me straight. I wish JR would get raped. The interviews from him afterward would be priceless.
AndrewTS Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Heidenreich was just pumping Cole for information. The evidence mounts against Heyman... "The Next Big Thing," and now... Ok, I'll stop.
Eclipse Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 This whole thing with Cole....wow. Of course, I also thought this was a rape angle. I died after seeing Heidenrich saying he wrote the poem for Cole. This entire time, I am still waiting for some interference from Tazz. It would be a markout moment seeing Tazz bust out some suplexes on that overrated piece of crap...
haVoc Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Triple H, Steph, Angle love triangle will have nothing on Heidenreich, Cole and Tazz.
Guest BillyTheStud Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 This angle is fucking brilliant, entertainment at its finest.
razazteca Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Will this lead to a Heidenreich vs Bradshaw Lube-on-a-Pole match at the next PPV?
Krankor Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I was surprised Heidenreich didn't tell Cole he was going to get to meet Little Johnny. Maybe they'll save that for a second date.
Jericholic82 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I was surprised Heidenreich didn't tell Cole he was going to get to meet Little Johnny. Maybe they'll save that for a second date. lol I was thinking the same thing on a side note, when I went to Raw last month (the horrendous Kane/Lita wedding episode) a fan outside was discussing John and mentioning "hey who was little johnny? that's his son right?" and I feared for his sanity
EdwardKnoxII Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 At least the Kane/Lita storyline gave us the wedding, which gave us Trish's SMOKIN' outfit that almost turned me straight. I wish JR would get raped. The interviews from him afterward would be priceless. It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it.
Gary Floyd Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 At least the Kane/Lita storyline gave us the wedding, which gave us Trish's SMOKIN' outfit that almost turned me straight. I wish JR would get raped. The interviews from him afterward would be priceless. It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it. Well, it would give new meaning to Austin being "The Rattlesnake"
The Czech Republic Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 At least the Kane/Lita storyline gave us the wedding, which gave us Trish's SMOKIN' outfit that almost turned me straight. I wish JR would get raped. The interviews from him afterward would be priceless. It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it. KICK WHAM ANAL RAPE
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