Macaulay Culkin preparing to play Wesley

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

 

As you wish!

 

and the rest of the article is here: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/a...40917_2332.html

 

So, who's gotten high with Macaulay?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

He still looks 12.

[Slayer 0]

Hey!

I'm only 14, sickly and thin

Tried all my life just to grow me a chin

[razazteca 0]

He looks like a young John Waters

 

Or a young Steve Buscemi

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

He still looks 12.

12...with a pornstache.

[1234-5678 0]

He's one ugly ass dude, but two questions..........

 

1. Why the fuck are they remaking this already? It only came out, what, in 87?

 

2. Who is playing the Andre The Giant role? Wouldn't that be hilariois if Big Show got it somehow?

 

EDIT: Don't mind me missing the point, I smashed my head on the ground today playing football, and probably have some sort of concussion.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Why the fuck are they remaking this already? It only came out, what, in 87?

Hollywood is run by crackhead jews.

 

"This would be funny with black people" and "This would be funny with new actors" is the norm in their world.

 

Originality is a thing of the past.

 

Now it's all about making money at the expense of a weak-minded society.

 

Ditto for music and television.

[Highland 0]

I liked the Princess Bride and I don't want it ruined by having him in it, let alone the lead role

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

dude.. it's a joke

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

dude.. it's a joke

Color me retarded.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

EDIT

 

GreatWhiteNope  Posted on Sep 18 2004, 08:58 PM

 

Color me retarded.

 

GreatWhiteNope  Posted on Sep 18 2004, 06:09 PM

 

Hollywood is run by crackhead jews.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Hollywood is run by crackhead jews.

 

Color me retarded.

Good call.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

EDIT: Don't mind me missing the point, I smashed my head on the ground today playing football, and probably have some sort of concussion.

So did my dad....

 

 

 

 

who also loves The Doors and Guns N Roses....

 

 

 

 

Jaxl = my dad.

[Highland 0]

dude.. it's a joke

Sorry...*pops Valium*

[AboveAverage484 0]

Who gives a shit, it was only pot. It's not like it was heroin or anything.

 

Culkin still rules.

[St. Gabe 0]

*Slaps Face and Screams*

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I'm here all week, try the veal.

[Jingus 0]

EDIT

 

GreatWhiteNope   Posted on Sep 18 2004, 08:58 PM

  

Color me retarded.

 

GreatWhiteNope   Posted on Sep 18 2004, 06:09 PM

  

Hollywood is run by crackhead jews.

I noticed that myself. "crackhead jews", heh, what wit. (Especially since the majority of studio executives aren't Jewish, and the majority of people in Hollywood aren't terribly religious no matter what race they belong to.)

[Ted the Poster 0]

It may not seem like they're religious, but they all secretly worship Pan, the goat god.

[Guest T®ITEC]

So do I, actually. You best not be talkin' smack on my lord.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Hollywood is run by crackhead jews.

With their phat paychecks, I'm sure they do coke instead.

 

Than again, crack is cheaper...