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kkk NFL pick 'em contest thread: Week 5

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Schedule

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5) 23-34

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5) 17-10

Miami at New England (12.5) 10-24

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston 34-28

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5) 26-10

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5) 14-35

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5) 20-17

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 14-16

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego 21-34

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco 28-31

Carolina at Denver (5.5) 17-20

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5) 33-27

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington 17-10

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

 

Open date: Chicago, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Philadelphia

 

TSM Match-ups

 

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 2-2) at Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 3-1)

CLE: CLE/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/14 (pm)

PIT: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24

DIFF: CLE/PIT, NE/MIA, HOU/MIN, SD/JAX, SEA/STL, TEN/GB, 14/24

 

Detroit (Bravesfan 1-2) at Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-1)

DET: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/17

ATL: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm)

DIFF: PIT/CLE, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, IND/OAK, BUF/NYJ, JAX/SD, SF/AZ

 

Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) at New England (nl5xsk1 0-3)

MIA: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/17

NE: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/47

DIFF: ATL/DET, DAL/NYG, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, SEA/STL, TEN/GB 17/47

 

Minnesota (La Parka Marka 2-1) at Houston (Bored 3-1)

MIN: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/28

HOU: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/21

DIFF: NO/TB, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-1) at Dallas (BX 2-1) GAME OF THE WEEK

NYG: PIT/DET/MIA/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/20

DAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/24

DIFF: PIT/CLE, DET/ATL, MIA/NE, HOU/MIN, DEN/CAR, BAL/WAS, 20/24

 

Oakland (The Bitch 1-3) at Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-2)

OAK: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/31

IND: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/31

DIFF: DET/ATL, MIA/NE, NYG/DAL, OAK/IND, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB

 

Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-3) at New Orleans (A Mike SC 1-3)

TB: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/GB/18

NO: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/24

DIFF: CLE/PIT, DAL/NYG, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, WAS/BAL, GB/TEN

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-0) at N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-3)

BUF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/WAS/TEN/13

NYJ: PIT/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/20 (pm)

DIFF: ATL/DET, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, JAX/SD, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, WAS/BAL

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-2) at San Diego (Slasher Flik 3-1)

JAX: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24 (ep)

SD: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm)

DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, NYJ/BUF, JAX/SD, AZ/SF, STL/SEA, WAS/BAL

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-1) at San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-2)

AZ: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/26 (pm)

SF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/23

DIFF: DET/ATL, BUF/NYJ, GB/TEN

 

Carolina (Fazzle 0-3) at Denver (Canadian Chris 3-1)

CAR: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/17 (ep)

DEN: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/23 (pm)

DIFF: NE/MIA, NYG/DAL, 17/23

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 316 2-2) at Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-1)

STL: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/7

SEA: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/21

DIFF: PIT/CLE, DAL/NYG, TEN/GB

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 1-3) at Washington (Human Fly 0-4)

BAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/20 (TSM column)

WAS: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/15

DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, AZ/SF, STL/SEA

 

Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-2) at Green Bay (Vitamin X 3-1)

TEN: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/10

GB: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/DEN/STL/WAS/GB/24 (pm)

DIFF: DAL/NYG, JAX/SD, CAR/DEN, SEA/STL, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB, 10/24

 

Open date: Chicago (Agent of Oblivion), Cincinnati (Swift Terror), Kansas City (No Good Nick), Philadelphia (MD 2020)

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Guest Cerebus

Pittsburgh

Atlanta

New England

Minnesota

Dallas

Indianapolis

New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

Jacksonville

San Francisco

Denver

Seattle

Baltimore

Tennessee

 

St. Louis 7

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The 0-3 New England Patriots picks are ...

 

Pittsburgh

Detroit

Miami

Minnesota

N.Y. Giants

Indianapolis

New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

Jacksonville

Arizona - I pity those who will get 'Zona-SF for their regional coverage

Carolina

St. Louis

Baltimore

Green Bay

 

And in the event of a tie, I choose the number 47 to break it.

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Miami - 17

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

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Arizona - I pity those who will get 'Zona-SF for their regional coverage

I will be one of those people.

 

San Francisco - 23

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5) - Pittsburgh

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5) - Atlanta

Miami at New England (12.5) - New England

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston - Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5) - Dallas

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5) - Indianapolis

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5) - New Orleans

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) - N.Y. Jets

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego - Jacksonville

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco - San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5) - Denver

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5) - Seattle

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington - Baltimore

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5) - Tennessee

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

OAK 31

 

Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit

Miami

Minnesota (4.5)

N.Y. Giants

Oakland

New Orleans (3.5)

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville

(2.5) Arizona

Carolina

Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore

Tennessee

Edited by Pretty in Pink

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Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

 

 

Colts - 31

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Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

 

Seattle - 21

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Pittsburgh -- 24

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

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Guest MikeSC

Well, time for the fait accompli of another loss.

 

Pittsburgh over Cleveland

Atlanta over Detroit

Miami covering against New England

Minnesota over Houston

NY Giants over Dallas

Indianapolis over Oakland

New Orleans over Tampa Bay

NY Jets over Buffalo

Jacksonville over San Diego

Arizona over San Francisco

Denver over Carolina

Seattle over St. Louis

Baltimore over Washington

Tennessee over Green Bay.

 

TB: 24

-=Mike

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And in the event of a tie, I choose the number 47 to break it.

You can't possibly be serious.

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Texans - 21 pts.

 

Cleveland

Detroit

New England

Minnesota

Dallas

Indianapolis

Tampa Bay

N.Y. Jets

Jacksonville

Arizona

Denver

Seattle

Washington

Green Bay

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Tampa vs Nawlins'. A couple of parlay giants, we are...

 

Well, time for the fait accompli of another loss.

I'm 1-3 as well dude. We'll probably tie or something.

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

 

With Chris Simms in (and probably going pass-wacky), I'm upping my TB to 18...

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And in the event of a tie, I choose the number 47 to break it.

You can't possibly be serious.

And he's picking Miami to at least cover the spread, meaning he expects the Dolphins to put up 35 points.

 

Shhh....

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Umm.. Miami is the underdog, and NE is only favored by 18, not 35.

 

Where did you get 35 from, or am I missing something here?

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And in the event of a tie, I choose the number 47 to break it.

You can't possibly be serious.

And he's picking Miami to at least cover the spread, meaning he expects the Dolphins to put up 35 points.

 

Shhh....

I'd like to say I have some devious, well thought plan on why I chose that # as my tiebreaker. Something that will guarantee a win, knocking this 0-3 monkey off my back.

 

But I don't.

 

I asked this girl I work with to pick a number, and that's what she chose. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Washington Redskins - 15 Points

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh(6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

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Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5) Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

 

Dallas scores 24

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Umm.. Miami is the underdog, and NE is only favored by 18, not 35.

 

Where did you get 35 from, or am I missing something here?

The line here is 12.5, he picked Miami (presumably to cover, not win), and his tiebreaker (i.e. NE's score) was 47.

 

Thus, he's picking NE to score 47 points with Miami covering the spread, meaning they have to lose by less than 12.5. 47 - 12 = 35.

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Um, Miami doesn't have to cover the spread, all they have to do as the underdogs is just simply win.

 

By the way, if that's hedonismbot in your avatar, major props to you.

 

"I apologize for nothing!"

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I know Miami doesn't need to cover. nl5 is NE, so by his using a tiebreaker of 47 and picking Miami, he's saying Miami will lose by 12 or less to NE (who will put up 47 points), thus saying he expects Miami to lose by a score of 47-35 (or Miami scoring anywhere from 35 to 46 points, or winning outright).

 

Um, Miami doesn't have to cover the spread, all they have to do as the underdogs is just simply win.

All they need to do is stay within 12 points of NE to "win". They don't even have to win the game outright.

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Lions TB: 17

 

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Detroit at Atlanta (7.5)

Miami at New England (12.5)

(4.5)Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

Carolina at Denver (5.5)

St. Louis at Seattle (7.5)

(3.5)Baltimore at Washington

Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

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Pittsburgh

Detroit

Miami

Houston

Dallas

Indianapolis

New Orleans

Buffalo

Jacksonville

Arizona

Denver

Seattle

Baltimore

Tennessee

 

20

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Pittsburgh (6.5)

Atlanta (7.5)

New England (12.5)

Houston

N.Y. Giants

Indianapolis (9.5)

New Orleans (3.5)

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville

San Francisco

Denver (5.5)

Seattle (7.5)

Washington

Tennessee

 

Tiebreaker: 13 points

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