The Thread Where I Predict Your Future

[Sass 0]

This'll be educational.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

These things never work out well for me, but go ahead. I've got nothing to lose but dignity.

[Nevermortal 0]

Agent's actually already predicted my future before. It wouldn't hurt to tell you all about my awful existance again.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'm throwing my name into the hat. Murder? Suicide? Overdose? Freak car wreck? Heart attack? Cancer? Bring it on, bitch.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Go for it.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Everytime I see one of these threads, I get the sneaking suspicion that Agent never intended to reply to anyone - he just wanted to see how many people he could get to line up.

[... 0]

I know that, but I consider myself a rube at heart and am a sucker for these things.

 

Besides, AoA can't resist Shatner / Elvis.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

You know, it also kinda looks like Johnny Cash. IMO, anyways.

[TSA09 0]

Oh what the hell, do me!

[Lightning Flik 0]

Put me in the line of fire.

[theintensifier 0]

I want mine done too, but I doubt he knows me well enough, besides the fact that I am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

INTENSE~!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm going to die of cock cancer at the age of 35.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'm game.

[Nighthawk 0]

You're all failures.

[MrRant 0]

Bring it on.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Damn it, IDRM, I want him to tell me something that I don't already know! You take the joy out of breathing.

[... 0]

You're all failures.

No, YOU'RE all failures.

 

There you go. I showed him.

[alfdogg 0]

Hey Vitamin X, the joke's dead, or else I would have made it.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I happily add to the line.

 

K.

[CanadianChick 0]

I really hope I don't end up in a strip club.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Everytime I see one of these threads, I get the sneaking suspicion that Agent never intended to reply to anyone - he just wanted to see how many people he could get to line up.

And if he does, 80% of the people will just get "You're not important enough for me to acknowledge."

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Really, he should just do what he did in the rating thread, essentially; just written up the ones for the people he was gonna do no matter what, posted that, and told everyone else to fuck off.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I don't think I ever got a rating.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This is a lot of people.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh what the hell, do me!

Hahaha, not on your life, sister.

[The Mandarin 0]

I'm really concerned about this. This is my future we're talking about here.

 

Give me a number and a cause. That's all I ask.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm game...

I'll get kkk's out of the way because his is easy. Nothing eventful will happen in your life. Nothing. You'll start having kids in your mid 30's, and have twin girls, who will be just like their mother, but look like you. You'll change office-related careers a couple times, go through 4 more cars, migrate to Arizona after retirement where you'll live the simple life with a pacemaker until you die riddled with cancer at the age of 71.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm really concerned about this. This is my future we're talking about here.

 

Give me a number and a cause. That's all I ask.

28, from exposure after falling through ice.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm going to die of cock cancer at the age of 35.

Sadly, Banky, you're not so lucky.

 

Your relationships aren't going to pan out through your 30's and 40's. As a result, you'll be married a whopping four times, with six kids. Three of which you'll never see, one of them which you won't even know about. Your final wife and you will still live freezing in canada, where you'll buy an ugly hat and sit on the porch nursing your prostate which will be the size of a softball. You'll have a minor heart attack in your middle 60's and die of congestive heart failure at 67.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I really hope I don't end up in a strip club.

Actually, Canadian Chick, you're one of the few people here who will turn out alright. You'll live long into your eighties, and be a nice old lady with reams of grandkids and great grandkids. You'll have three of your own. 2 girls, then you and the hubby will try for a boy in your late 30's and get lucky. You'll meet your husband your 3rd year of college. He'll end up being a high school music teacher that the girls all smile at with their braces, but he'll die about eleven years before you of natural causes. You'll live peacefully in the suburbs and never get fat. Cremated and scattered to the same winds as your faithful husband, at the age of 88.