Don't trust the McRib.......

[The Czech Republic]

You don't say anything, you're just as bad.

Silence is deadly.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've audibly called people out in front of others at work. Especially this one horrible fat guy with a face like droopy dog and spindly legs. He's dumber that hell, too. I was taking a piss while he was finishing up this incredibly noisy dump, then he got out of the stall and left the bathroom like nothing happened, touching the handle of the door, which by the way has a huge orange sign that says "Employees must wash hands before returning to work" considering we handle the cigarettes, perscription medication and medical supplies, and non-perishable foodstuffs and dry goods for most of the Kroger stores in the midwest.

 

This motherfucker could be sending some horror from the colon to you, or you, or you simply because he's SO lazy and stupid as to disregard his own fucking excrement.

 

So I was like.."Hey, you going to wash your hands after you take a huge stinking shit, or is your supervisor going to have to give you soap lessons? Because I'll tell him if you need help..."

 

Some woman on a forklift was like "eew" and another guy said something similar even though he probably doesn't wash his hands either, the dirty son of a bitch. Anyway. The fat dude then tried to lie about having poopfingers, and I kept belaboring the point that he was disgusting, and he eventually shamefully turned around and presumably washed his hands, though I wouldn't have been surprised if he just went in there and shit again. There's also DRIED BOOGERS on the wall of the bathroom at work, and crude drawings of huge vaginas and polygonal breasts rendered in black marker. I once even saw a tit punctuated with a booger for a nipple.

 

Seriously. There are people in this world who sculpt nipples on bathroom walls out of their own snot.

[Guest BDC]

I've had a couple since they've come back, after not eating at McDonald's for quite a long time. For me, fast food is either a grilled chicken or a burger without cheese or mayo.

 

I haven't ever had anything happen, just barbeque-like goodness.

[Dr. Tom]

The McRib is the 0wn. I didn't know it was back or I would have gobbled some down already.

[The Metal Maniac]

Seriously. There are people in this world who sculpt nipples on bathroom walls out of their own snot.

 

I once found a shit pentagram on the bathroom floor at Wal-Mart.

 

No lie. Someone not only shit on the floor, but then used their shit to make a pentagram.

[Slayer]

Now that's art...

[treble]

They just re-painted the stalls where I work. It was a sad day.

[Guest Nanks]

I find that I can eat quite safely at McDonald's, and not fear extreme retribution from my digestive system, but Burger King/Hungry Jack's is a totally different ballgame. If I even think about getting a burger there I'm shitting through the eye of a needle within 20 minutes. Guaranteed. I'm beginning to think that Maccas puts something in their burgers which stores itself somewhere in your digestive system and reacts violently and with terrible rage whenever something from Burger King passes through.

[NoCalMike]

For the record I wash my hands after every bathroom trip, even when in my own home.

[Guest BDC]

For the record I wash my hands after every bathroom trip, even when in my own home.

I do as well, which makes my university's determination to make damn sure there's no soap or paper towels in any bathroom on campus pretty damned irritating.

[AboveAverage484]

I wash my hands after I shit, but I don't do it all the time after pissing. Probably because in the winter my hands get dry and cracked up.

[CanadianChris]

The McRib: Giving people the runs since 1981.

[EVIL~! alkeiper]

For me, it depends on the location. I know some McDonalds that are impecably run, and some that are hit-or-miss as to whether they can even get you through the drive through in less than 10 minutes. Cleanliness standards vary.

[Guest El Satanico]

One time I was at McDonalds talking to a friend who worked there who was on break, and someone at the table next to us went and complained about her burger. It was completely pink on the inside, I mean it just was disgustingly pink, like it wasn't cooked at all.

So McDonalds burgers are actually made with meat that's pink at one point?

 

I always figured they used entirely grey processed meat patties.

[1234-5678]

The McDonalds' around my way don't have the McRib back thus far.

 

Cocksuckers...................

[the max]

One time I was at McDonalds talking to a friend who worked there who was on break, and someone at the table next to us went and complained about her burger. It was completely pink on the inside, I mean it just was disgustingly pink, like it wasn't cooked at all.

So McDonalds burgers are actually made with meat that's pink at one point?

 

I always figured they used entirely grey processed meat patties.

When it arrives on the truck, it's frozen and grey and all that.

 

When it thaws, it's pink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for handwashing, I wash in public and when I have company over. If it's just me laying around on a saturday, nothing.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

When it arrives on the truck, it's frozen and grey and all that.

 

When it thaws, it's pink.

I never unloaded the truck when I worked at the Golden Arches, but the patties were always pink, even when they were frozen...

[Guest Nanks]

By the way, what exactly is in the McRib??? Surely there isn't actually a bone inside the burger. That would really suck to eat.

[MrRant]

Silly Australians. McRibs are for Americans.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

By the way, what exactly is in the McRib??? Surely there isn't actually a bone inside the burger. That would really suck to eat.

Its molded beef and whatever else made to look sort of like a rib.

 

They sell almost the exact same thing (the molded beef part, w/o sauce) at the grocery store 6 for $2.00, and all you have to do is dump some bbq sauce on them and slap it between a bun and its essentially the same thing as a McRib, but probably not any better for you.

[Guest Museite]

Its molded beef and whatever else made to look sort of like a rib.

Like that...