Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 (edited) SWF STORM, FRIDAY, JANUARY 14TH LIVE FROM THE TRUMP PLAZA IN ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Crowe. Yes, Crowe, filling in for one show but possibly for much longer. This move is going to put me another eight notches above Zed. The SWF continues its march to Clusterfuck, a mere four shows away, with SWF Storm, live from the Trump Plaza in Atlantic City! Sacred, rolling after a couple of big wins against Martial Law members, will finally get his shot at the gold against Landon Maddix! There's going to be action, fighting, and will The Donald make an appearance? Take a seat on the couch and watch SWF STORM! It's not like you have to work tomorrow -- YOU'RE FIRED! Opening Promo: Taken. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Sacred -> Sacred. Sacred, Sacred, Sacred. After the Seven Minute Challenge match on the 1/5 edition of Lockdown, Sacred had secured himself a World Heavyweight title shot, and seemed to be looking for some momentum heading into his battle with Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, the World champion. So naturally, Sacred went out and beat to Alan Clark, Landon's former rival and current partner in crime in the Martial Law stable. Semi-interesting, no? Furthermore, Toxxic gave Sacred an ultimatum on Smarkdown -- either you're with us, or you're not with us, but you better not even think of fucking with us. The stage is set, as Sacred, his alliances unknown, goes up against Landon Maddix, who will want to put the Sacred chapter of his title reign to bed. Permanently. Rules: Standard Word Limit: 7000 Marker: Ace309 SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous v. Austin Sly -> Guess who's back! Austin Sly made his return on Smarkdown, and he appears to be a lost, bitter soul. Damn. So CC, nice guys that they are, decided to throw him to the wolves, and for his return match Austin Sly will face a three-time tag champion, a former World champion, the man that co-main evented Genesis V, Johnny Dangerous! Luck? Sly's going to need a lot more than luck... Rules: Standard Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Chuck Woolery NON-TITLE MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Dominic Korgath -> The quiet, calming force. The glue that holds together the edges. Neither of these is a very good nickname, but both apply to Todd Cortez, who may not be the leader of Martial Law, but is most certainly the peacekeeper of Martial Law. He also happens to be the SWF Hardcore champion, though that title isn't on the line tonight. Instead, he's fighting for pride, and against none other than the man who got slapped on Smarkdown by Wild and Dangerous, Dominic Korgath. Rules: Standard Word Limit: 5000 Marker: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Toxxic v. Manson -> It's clobberin' time. Rules: Standard Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Justice TAJ MAHAL BRAWL Alan Clark v. Carnage -> Lovebird meets bad man, as Alan Clark, the enigmatic third member of Martial Law, faces Carnage, the enigmatic masked guy who's apparently also a psycho Russian who's also apparently in love with a tiny Japanese girl. Not only that, but now they FIGHT... on the floor of the Trump Taj Mahal casino! This reads like a script for a D-level horror movie. Hopefully the match doesn't read as such. Rules: No rules, and you're fighting in a casino. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: 5_moves_of_doom Also Scheduled to Appear: Spike Jenkins! Dace Night! And the rest of the SWF superstars! Edited January 11, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 *delightfully squeels* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Casino Brawl 2? Kinda fitting that Cortez is one of the guy's that made that match famous, and now his partner is in one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Manson. I'm very sorry you had to encounter Toxxic just after he lost two matches on the bounce. AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SACRED!! (and Sean) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Manson. I'm very sorry you had to encounter Toxxic just after he lost two matches on the bounce. AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SACRED!! (and Sean) And Sean? Is there a match on this card I don't know about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Being World Champion would be so much easier if you never had to defend the title. You know, like being ICTV Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Crowe? What the fuck? That puts you eight notches lower, asshole. Also, note that I am getting sick of people who refused any offers I made for them to join CC turning around and working for Mike. You all suck. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Manson. I'm very sorry you had to encounter Toxxic just after he lost two matches on the bounce. AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SACRED!! (and Sean) And Sean? Is there a match on this card I don't know about? No. But you rock at squashing people in 500 words or less, so I'm sure there could be. Spike does it well too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Hey! It took me 2k to squash Jake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Crowe? What the fuck? That puts you eight notches lower, asshole. Also, note that I am getting sick of people who refused any offers I made for them to join CC turning around and working for Mike. You all suck. -Z It's all one big conspiracy, Zed. We're all out to get you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Everything that people are PMing me and inquiring about will be explained in the opening promo. If you're not PMing me and inquiring, this message never happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Who here loves Rice Krispy Treats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Mike, even if you plan to explain the changes in an opening promo what are we to write for the changes in the match? Say "It was all explained earlier" or pretend as it was always booked that way? I hope this isn't going to become a common pratice. :\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 It probably won't. This is probably Mike's 'New Order', so Smarkdown will be Pure Wrestling-themed, Storm will be This-themed and Lockdown will be something-else-themed, and after this cycle everything will be in place. Or a gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 If something like that does indeed happen, please be advised: I will not be involved in ANY angles involving control, a commissioner slot, or anything else that will suck. And that, my friends, is a damn prom- Oh, shit, Stevens is gonna sue me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Or a gun. Holy shit, it's getting over. I don't know whever to laugh or cry. *drinks Pepsi Max* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Johnny: You say it was explained earlier, knucklehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Shit, I've been playing so much WoW I haven't started yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 What the heck is WoW? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Women of Wrestling. When you're as cool as Muzz, you have several divas on tap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Exactly why is all this "opening promo" stuff a big deal, anyway? I can't be the only writer here who writes his matches independant of whatever is supposed to happen earlier in the show, can I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Lana Star was amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Lana Star was amazing. Bah; It's all about Riot and Jungle Grrrl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 What the heck is WoW? World of Warcraft. No, actually, what Toxx said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Exactly why is all this "opening promo" stuff a big deal, anyway? I can't be the only writer here who writes his matches independant of whatever is supposed to happen earlier in the show, can I? Nope. Although the promo may have certain significance on certain situations. On a lighter note, word limits suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Odd, I think I may have to promo or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 You should do that, the more promos the merrier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 Yeah....I gotta write something. So who does Crowe have incriminating pictures of in order for him to be on CC? This is right out of left field. And the opening promo slot is stupid IMO. Sure, I've done it....and I'm sure it was lame. Whoever gets the slot feels like writing a 2000 word speech and then have their character drone on and on. Then, someone else comes out and insults are exchanged. Nothing of note ever happens when I read them, which I admit isn't very often. Also, the league has very young promo writers, so you have faces coming out and getting cheap pops and using buzzwords. Meanwhile, the heels do the ordinary heel shit. The opening promo slot is lost on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 Well, Munich... Thoth is unfortunately unavailable for a while, and on such short notice, it's hard to find someone to do work on what's a Friday night in the States. Plus, Crowe's got a good head on his shoulder. The opening promo is just a translation from the current style of WWE's shows, is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 Current Word Count: 8,000 words. I'm like the anti-DubCee. It's time like these I wish I drunk coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
