CBright7831 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I think I'll wait until Rajah says so.
Sideburnious Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Man it's gotta be true. The WWE has been missing insanity recently
Guest Trivia247 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Oh Wheres Mustafa when we need him, with his perpetual Bandana over his face.... oh yes he is busy getting Forked jabbed into his skull by Abdullah the Ancient Butcher
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 If they put him on RAW, it could be the best thing that ever happened to WWE, at least in an unintentional comedy sort of way...
CBright7831 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I bet they'll put him on Smackdown! so if he begins scrapping off someone's forhead with an exacto knife, they can edit it out.
Guest Heppyhack Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Presumably this is Heyman's parting gag - have the WWE sign New Jack. Who says he hasn't a sense of humour? Seriously though, this is a bizarre but potentially fantastic short term signing. Ok, he's got a lifespan of about four weeks before he gets canned, but brought in as muscle by CCC, and given a couple of arena-wide brawls, he could be fun. Long term it won't last - if legit. Can't see him still in WWE by Mania. But for a few weeks, and a cheap Viscera/Gangrel style pop... why the hell not.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I'll watch it! No-one has car-crash potential like New Jack.
Jingus Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Hiring New Jack would be about the only thing on earth the WWE could do that would guarantee that I would watch their entire show, every single week.
Gary Floyd Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Oh Wheres Mustafa when we need him, with his perpetual Bandana over his face.... oh yes he is busy getting Forked jabbed into his skull by Abdullah the Ancient Butcher Hey, don't diss Abby. Sure, he's ancient, and not that great of a wrestler, but damnit, I love the big guy
Guest LooneyTune Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Abdullah The Butcher is a wrestler? Fooled me...
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 does he want to kill Spike Dudley too? I sure hope so. I don't like the guy, but I'll watch him legit injure half the roster on purpose with no remorse. Put him in a match with Hardcore Holly and see how tough Holly really is.
Slingshot Suplex Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I'm watching the Royal Rumble...Natural Born Killas hits and New Jack runs to the ring with the can o' weapons= one of the greatest Rumble moments ever.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 He shouldn't be associated with CCC at all. Just some black guy with real street cred who sees Cena as a poseur. "I killed mothafuckaz before. I was too violent even for ECW! I'm the king of the streets bitch. You're some whiteboy from the suburbs who thinks because he can rhyme that makes him tough. You're nothin but my trick. And I'm gonna take your belt, pawn it, and buy all the malt liquor I can."
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 --New Jack announced at the IWA Mid South show in Highland, IN that he had signed a contract with WWE. Based on what we've been told, I would be highly skeptical of that being the case at this point. He also claimed to make sure to watch him quick because he's probably only last a few weeks. He was slurring his words, so he may not have even known what he was saying. Damn you Meltzer. Why couldn't you let us live the fantasy?
Guest Trivia247 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 Oh Wheres Mustafa when we need him, with his perpetual Bandana over his face.... oh yes he is busy getting Forked jabbed into his skull by Abdullah the Ancient Butcher Hey, don't diss Abby. Sure, he's ancient, and not that great of a wrestler, but damnit, I love the big guy Believe me its no mock of Abby. Abdullah the Butcher is my example as to why people like Undertaker doesn't need to retire because of age. As long as you can go you can go.. Look at Nearly 70 year old Abby.
Sideburnious Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 WWE soooo needs to bring back Terry Funk now.
The Czech Republic Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 New Jack cannot be on SmackDown. I don't watch SmackDown, and certainly won't for New Jack. He doesn't need to be part of a storyline, he needs to just kill all those motherfuckers on Raw.
Enigma Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I can't wait until New Jack meets up with The Dudleys.
Sideburnious Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I just realised, it's funny if New Jack does sign in the sense that they said one of the main reasons for not wanting Steve Corino was the scar tissue on his forehead, when they "have signed" New Jack who's forehead is worse
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 But... if they want New Jack as a bad-ass street thug, then the scar tissue enhances the image. If they wanted Corino as a clean cut babyface, it detracts from the image.
Enigma Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 "New Jack announced at the IWA Mid South show in Highland, IN that he had signed a contract with WWE. Based on what we've been told, I would be highly skeptical of that being the case at this point." -- Dave Meltzer
Guest LooneyTune Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 New Jack was entertaining in TNA... mainly because of the Odd Couple relationship with Shark Boy. (New Jack takes a hulk hand from SB) Mike TenaY: He's Hulking Up!
Guest Trivia247 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I think we all understand that this is Bullshit. But even the bullshit is entertaining the what if's the WWE seriously hired a Criminal who made death threats on several members of the WWE roster...
BHK Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I'm watching the Royal Rumble...Natural Born Killas hits and New Jack runs to the ring with the can o' weapons= one of the greatest Rumble moments ever. This needs to happen. now.
GreatWhiteNope Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 I can't wait until New Jack meets up with The Dudleys. I'm pretty sure that's his plan - get on Smackdown, kill their asses. EDIT: And Heyman.
Guest LooneyTune Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 I can't wait until New Jack meets up with The Dudleys. I'm pretty sure that's his plan - get on Smackdown, kill their asses. We all know the Dudleys would ambush him with weapons the second he entered the arena door.
cabbageboy Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 New Jack, while totally lacking in wrestling talent, is a fun addition if this is true. Let's face it: the guy is out of his fucking mind. He brings a desperately needed sense of danger to the WWE. Besides, if there was one thing he could do it would be work the mic...his interviews were always hilarious insights into the hood.
Guest Thrashist Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 New Jack reminds me of that gangsta in the Bum Fights video who beat the shit out of the PT Cruiser with a crowbar.
CBright7831 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 New Jack reminds me of that gangsta in the Bum Fights video who beat the shit out of the PT Cruiser with a crowbar. This guy?
Lil' Bitch Posted January 17, 2005 Report Posted January 17, 2005 Imagine New Jack chasing Evolution through the parking lot with some kind of weapon. This guy? Holy shit! That happened in my town! Its right across from the Sahara casino! That was fucking crazy! That's exactly why I don't honk at people!
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