LucharesuFan619 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 CREDIT: DeathValleyDriver.com post skeptic555 Posted: Jan 16 2005, 07:06 AM Report PostQuote Post Cherry Popped Posts: 2 Joined: 16-January 05 At the IWA-MS show tonight in Highland, IN, New Jack announced that he has, in fact, signed with WWE. He also announced something along the lines of expecting it to last all of about 2 weeks once they realize what they've gotten themselves into. That may be a little on the high side. New Jack appeared to be - how can I be delicate about this? - still ringing in the new year. So, who knows if its true. But he did explicitly make the claim. As I left at the start of his "match" (poking people with sticks is not my cup of tea), I cannot report on if he in fact murdered anyone tonight. Also, to pick up on another thread, Tracy Smothers made his triumphant return under the hood as "XIII" (who, apparently was a robotic conquistador of some kind), answering the open challenge of "Sweet and Sour" Larry Sweeney. Larry is the bastard child of Buddy Roberts, Adrian Adonis, and Larry Zybysco. And a damn riot as well. Good show overall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Amusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Oh well...I'm sure it's probably a short term deal of some kind, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 If indeed New Jack is on his way in, its certainly going to make for the backstage stories of legend. I really could see him getting way over and the WWE having no clue what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I'll laugh if someone like Triple H runs his mouth to New Jack, or tries to politic against him. "Triple H was found stabbed backstage last night...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted January 16, 2005 WORKRATE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Damn, guess I've always been wrong, there must be a God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 all of this if it is true that is makes me ask that Time Honored question to the WWE.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Either he's going to be Hak V 2.0, or gets fired in about 2 weeks after backstage "problems" that make RVD look like the ultimate team player. PUT HIM ON RAW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted January 16, 2005 It's official. New Jack WILL become a star. I just know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Ok Outside my time honored question of WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WWE SMOKING. What good can New Jack possibly be for the WWE? Im not talking about the wrestling ability or the garbage wrestling. Im talking about the simple anti social psycopathic reputation that precedes him? If this is at all true It begs me to ask Vince or Johnny Ace, or whomever it was who decided this, Ummm do you ever pay attention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 It will be amusing. New Jack sucks and he's a piece of shit.... but it'll be really really funny. Put him on SD and I just might watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I love this, New Jack will actually get me to watch one of WWE's programs again. It has been months since I watched their crap, New Jack actually piques my interest. I will mark out big if I hear a gun shot and Natural Born Killaz blaring over the system. Have Jack walk, not run, to the ring and destroy everyone with his weapons, perhaps a crotch shot with a golf club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 This will be interesting - I'm pumped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Does this mean New Jack vs Hardcore Holly at the Royal Rumble? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Val Venis and New Jack were "chain wrestling" on Raw this past week. He was iffy on getting a dark match, but for whatever reason they didn't let him. It seemed from the report I read that they weren't all that happy about it, but that could have been reporter bias/misinformation. I won't believe it until I see his picture on the WWE.com website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Must be true if some mark posted it on a message board after talking to a notorious bullshitter who happened to be in a state of elevated mind and spirit at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I just put Murder Was the Case in the CD player, and am now blaring Natural Born Killaz for all of my house mates to hear. This is a white boy on a rampage. I swear to god I feel like smashing an electronic football table over someone's head, or perhaps smashing a keyboard across someone's skull. Where is the stapler when I need it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I just put Murder Was the Case in the CD player, and am now blaring Natural Born Killaz for all of my house mates to hear. This is a white boy on a rampage. I swear to god I feel like smashing an electronic football table over someone's head, or perhaps smashing a keyboard across someone's skull. Where is the stapler when I need it? The chicks must dig you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I just put Murder Was the Case in the CD player, and am now blaring Natural Born Killaz for all of my house mates to hear. This is a white boy on a rampage. I swear to god I feel like smashing an electronic football table over someone's head, or perhaps smashing a keyboard across someone's skull. Where is the stapler when I need it? The chicks must dig you. The chicks dig being about 6 inches below my navel. Everyone better watch out today. I am straight up thug right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 If New Jack ends up at the RAW show in Toronto... *bites lip* *hands shake* *tear rolls down cheek* It couldn't happen again. It won't happen again. It can't happen again. "Wrong Again! Wrong Again! Wrong Again!" - New Jack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Kind of funny, New Jack debuting on MLK Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I doubt he's going to RAW. The original word was that he's going to Smackdown to feud with John Cena, and it will be revealed that New Jack was the one who stabbed John Cena in that nightclub, not Carlito or Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 NOOO!!! Don't kill my dreams!! ... that would explain why they killed off the Kenzo feud so early... NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I'm just hoping this is true. If it is, there is no way that at least one hilarious backstage incident wont happen. While he certainly isn't a good wrestler, the sheer entertainment that New Jack will bring, both in the ring and out, will make his signing fantastic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jumpingbombangel Report post Posted January 16, 2005 This is so great if it's real... If the WWE writers aren't afraid to be hacks (*ahem*) they could introduce New Jack by stealing from this season's South Park and having New Jack be like the Trent Boyett character coming back to kill the Dudleys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Eedited because someone already made the joke, and probably much better too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I did that post already, Looney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 They probably signed him to a long enough contract to last until the ECW PPV, and won't use him until then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 16, 2005 Oh, damn... I read half the posts, skimmed to see if anyone posted actual news, and made the stupid joke. (edits post) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
