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damn right.

 

 

music: "Some Kind of Monster" by Metallica.

 

He's like 6'9" and 300 lbs., or something. He wears traditional black trunks, boots, etc. He's hairy.

 

Resthold resthold resthold, Powerbomb and Sleeper. And whatever power moves.

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One question about how descriptive this needs to be: do we do the whole "buzzer sounds, theme hits" type of entrace, or is it old school rumble with just the buzzer going off and no music? Is it writer's discretion?

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OK...a few things.

 

1) Is the Triple Threat at the end pinfall only or pinfall and submission?

 

2) Do the announcers know before hand who is coming out when, or is it just for our edification on who is coming out when and how we can plan?

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1.) Any decision, first decision wins it.

 

2.) Like the Royal Rumble, it's a surprise (since we haven't done any angles to set up any of the spots).

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My ringtone is a non-polyphonic rendition of the 'Dangermouse' themetune, and I wouldn't be surprised if only Dace and Landon know what that is. Then again, they might be too young...

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[MUZZ]

 

NO-ONE CARES WHAT YOUR RINGTONE IS YOU LOSERS

 

[/MUZZ]

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My ringtone is a non-polyphonic rendition of the 'Dangermouse' themetune, and I wouldn't be surprised if only Dace and Landon know what that is. Then again, they might be too young...

"Come along, Penfold!"

 

*throws Bananaman at Toxx*

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*ducks Bananaman*

 

You know what this needs? Some blood!

 

*throws Count Duckula at Janus*

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*ducks Bananaman*

 

You know what this needs? Some blood!

 

*throws Count Duckula at Janus*

Oooh.... hmm.

 

*catches Count Duckula by opening the Trap Door!*

 

"BERK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE....."

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Trap Door eh? Now that's playing dirty!

 

*shoves Johnny Briggs and Razzle into the Trap Door*

 

Choke on that.

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Trap Door eh? Now that's playing dirty!

 

*shoves Johnny Briggs and Razzle into the Trap Door*

 

Choke on that.

*watches the Trap Door hack them back up instead, and while Toxx is distracted, he's dumped into the Reject Bin by the Raggy Dolls*

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Raggy Dolls! How can you remember more British kids TV shows than i can, you bloody Aussie?

 

*thinks hard*

 

Right. Grotbag should sort you out, and if that doesn't work then I have only one weapon left.

 

 

 

 

 

ikkk.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

SMELL THE RATINGS~!

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Raggy Dolls! How can you remember more British kids TV shows than i can, you bloody Aussie?

 

*thinks hard*

 

Right. Grotbag should sort you out, and if that doesn't work then I have only one weapon left.

 

 

 

 

 

ikkk.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

SMELL THE RATINGS~!

*crackles knuckles* Because I can, you silly bean of a Brit!

 

*watches Superted say his secret magic word and come soaring in to save the day along with the Spotty Man, before Thomas the Tank Engine churns on by with his pals to finish the job*

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*takes out Janus and himself in a self-destruct sequence featuring Ed the Duck, Trev & Simon, the Chuckle Brothers and Funhouse (featuring Pat Sharp's Mullet Of Doom)*

 

Let this be an end to it.

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