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There she goes and knows I'm dying when she says "Who is Johnny?"

Games with names that girl is playing, all she says is "Who is Johnny?"

I tried to understand because I'm people too

And playing games is part of human nature

My heart's in overdrive, it's great to be alive

 

"Who's Johnny?" she said and smiled in her special way

"Johnny," she said, "you know I love you"

"Who's Johnny" she said and tried to look the other way

Her eyes gave her away

Alright, oh yeah

 

She makes sure I see her teasing, hear her say "Who is Johnny?"

There's no way today is easy, hear her say "Who is Johnny?"

I really couldn't help but fall in love with her

Her being there has made my life worth living

I knew it from the start, that I would lose my heart

 

"Who's Johnny?" She said and smiled in her special way

"Johnny," she said, "you know I love you"

"Who's Johnny" she said and tried to look the other way

still pretending

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

Wow-oooh, oh no

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

Oh no-no-no-no, i don't believe it

"Who's Johnny?" she said and tried to look the other way

Her eyes gave her away

 

(Girls like her) Are very special girls

(Girls like her) Don't rest

'Till'Till you too are a believer

'Till you too have caught their fever

 

Who-who-who-..

"Who is Johnny?"

There she goes and knows I'm dying when she says

"Who is-who-who is" "Who's Johnny?" She said and smiled in her special way

"Johnny," she says, "you know I love you"

"Who's Johnny" she says and tried to look the other way

Her eyes gave her away

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

That girl's pretending she can't remember my name

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

Oh, i can't believe it

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

I know this girl is only teasing

"Who's Johnny?"

she said, She walked at me with someone else

And left me standing there, ooo-oooh

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

It isn't love...

 

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

"Who's Johnny?"

Johnny come with me

"Who's Johnny?"

Guest Failed Mascot
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That was the second one. The thugs beating him up along with being betrayed by the old man he thought was his friend sent him over the edge and caused him to go into a hardware store and turn himself into Punk Rambo Johnny 5.

 

I was on the edge of my seat when he was leaking battery fluid and they equated it to bleeding to death. That situation along with Bonnie Taylor's "Holding Out for a Hero" playing in the background was just very suspenseful.

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Robocop vs. Solo.

 

Who wins?

Solo.

 

 

No one can kick Mario van Peeples ass.

 

 

No one.

Christopher Lambert did!

That was Mario's brouther Luigi Van Peeples that played that role.

 

 

i stand by my noone can kick Mario Van Peeples ass statement.

 

 

 

Reason number 1: He had a sex scene in Sweetsweetbacks Badass Song at the tender age of 9. Who can fuck with that.

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No one can kick Mario van Peeples ass.

 

 

No one.

That crappy shark in Jaws: The Revenge sure as hell did.

 

That would not be a real long fight.

Nope, cuz if Johnny had that super laser from the first movie he'd turn Robocop into a pair of blackened feet above which is nothing but a mushroom cloud.

Guest Failed Mascot
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Johnny 5 could always use Steve Guttenberg as a human shield.

Guest Contentious C
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Left here to write for 411.

 

Which, y'know, sort of shoots the whole "acquire and retain writers for the site" thing that was happening last summer.  He, like so many ECW wrestlers, left for the bigger stage the first chance he got.  And thus he does actually suck.

Yes, that's why everyone dislikes Nik...

 

most people don't even read the mainsite, I seriously anyone who doesn't write for the site cares.

Most people (yourself included) can't string together a coherent sentence. Do I spend my time listening to them? Noooooooooooo.

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Read Dames response to the very polite nikjohns call out thread in feedback and then realize I started a thread called "nikjohns can suck my cock" which wound up being about robots. That's why this folder is better than that one.

Guest Failed Mascot
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I was thinking of starting a thread in site feedback called "The Dames I'm calling YOU out" where I just took the first post in the nikjohns thread and replaced nik's name with Dames. I didn't want to get confined to the e-feds for a month because of it though.

Guest cosbywasmurdered
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Haven't people been pming Nik or about Nik to tom/Sass for months though? that didn't make too much sense from Dames in Feedback. I can sorta see his point about trying pms first but in this case people have done so.

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Haven't people been pming Nik or about Nik to tom/Sass for months though?

No, actually. I don't know about anyone else's PM inbox, but mine hasn't had a staff complaint in it for a dog's age.

Guest Failed Mascot
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Everybody is afraid to confront you though on anything. You give people the heebie-jeebies.

 

Edit: And you can remove the link to SNKT from your sig unless its there for sentimental reasons.

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