Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The denizens of of Hardcore Discussion are largely considered a cold, unfeeling bunch. Let's prove to the naysayers that we do wear our hearts on our sleeves after all. I'll start:

 

I'm never happier than when I'm with my girlfriend.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

fag

[Nighthawk 0]

I broke up with a girl two or three years ago and never got over it.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I love my son, fiancee, and dog.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I keep my semi-g/f's picture on my cell phone as a screensaver.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I can't listen to Modest Mouse without thinking of a certain ex-girlfriend. And she's been an ex for almost three years, with a number of exes following in her wake.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I mocked Incandenza because I have nobody to love or love me in return and it hurts. I'm sorry guys.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'd like to lose 30 or 40 pounds.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I have anger issues.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I still feel awful for the horrible way I treated certain girls in my younger days. Even if I had the chance to now, I know I'd never be able to apologize for my past boorish behavior.

[Nighthawk 0]

The break up I previously mentioned has turned me into a womanizer, and I sometimes wonder if I'll ever have a healthy relationship. I desperately want to be honest and I can't do it.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I know what that's like. It wasn't until within the last year that I've been able to make serious strides to change myself.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

I'm insanely bitter that I never had a growth spurt and am angry at the world.

 

If we're not being serious, than what I just typed is bullshit.

 

Yup.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah, same here. After I broke up with my longest relationship in May of `01, I wasn't quite the same for a couple years and not just because I was on meth and a host of other shit, either. I think I was intentionally fucking up my life to give myself a reason to commit suicide, but I've rebounded since and am doing much better now obviously.

 

I still have to work on disliking people before meeting them, though. I trust my intuition far too much.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'm insanely bitter that I never had a growth spurt and am angry at the world.

Ditto.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I still have trust issues after the whole incident with my ex-fiance.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I've coasted for way too long and I need to get a job again after I sell my house. And I really miss my full head of hair.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I to, am attempting to reenter the real world after coasting for far too long. Scary stuff.

 

I haven't had a girlfriend, or sex in almost 4 years to the day. Scary stuff.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

I pretend to be women in Yahoo chatrooms

[Guest Vitamin X]

I haven't had a girlfriend, or sex in almost 4 years to the day. Scary stuff.

Wow.

 

That beats out my dry spell by quite a bit. I had a brief 1 month relationship- only one in almost 4 years- and had sex once. Aside from that, we're almost equal.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Wow.

 

Not really, the only opportunities to present themselves have been ones that involve objectifying myself or the girl, and I'm not interested in that anymore.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I have a supernumerary third nipple. One of my first girlfriends was actually a little turned on by it.

 

I have no career aspirations whatsoever, and no idea what to do after college. Yeah yeah, poor me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm getting a haircut saturday.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Pussies.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I love my son, fiancee, and dog.

Is the fiancee the mother of your baby?...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have this psychotic yellow cat named Benny the Tooth that is a feline extension of my personality.

[Black Lushus 0]

the birth of my daughter was the greatest thing to ever happen in my life...

 

my wife is prolly #6 on the list...

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico... I really did.

[Jingus 0]

I am depressed by how much acedemic & intellectual potential I used to have and how I blithely threw it all away.

[Black Lushus 0]

aren't we all kinda being self-referential in our responses?