DrVenkman PhD Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 A game kinda like the Sims except the only objective is to control CronoT and think of something retarded to say on a forum.
El Psycho Diablo Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 I'd rather play Raw 2 than SDvRaw, personally. The CAW's better, and I'm not that into minigames that are supposedly upgrades. (Oh, my..the thrilling Choip Battle! The Stare Down Match! The Shove!) I'll put down C&C Generals for my take. Start with one fairly respected RTS franchise. Begin developing sequel to said franchise. Halfway through the development cycle, force the developers to change it after the events of 9/11. Give no thought to optomizing the game engine, or hunting for bugs. Release the retail game, which is strangely similar to the beta. Buggy, unbalanced, and laggy as hell. Release an expansion pack that fixes a few bugs, but creates about a hundred more. "Patch" it twice, one of which breaks the AI..making it take up MORE CPU power, and lagging even worse. Then proceed to ignore the community's request to fix the game.. ...until a sequel to the "real" C&C franchise is released a year later. Then, in a pathetic attempt to regain customer loyalty, release another patch..that happens to be exactly the same as a community-made balance patch. None of the problems with the game engine are ever fixed..
Nevermortal Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 Captain Novolin was already made so this thread is null and void.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 A game kinda like the Sims except the only objective is to control CronoT and think of something retarded to say on a forum. "Welcome home! You made $70 today!" Click on CronoT: Rearrange furnitutre Alphabetize books, video games, and CDs Categorize books, video games, and CDs Click on computer: Click on anti-conservative humor on children's website, copy and paste into sig Attempt to insult someone Click on bathroom: Clean bathroom Rearrange toothbrushes in order of usefulness and times used Fall in toilet -> Swim?
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 I'm sure someone can mix together the NES Total Recall and NES Rambo to make an even more impossible, incoherrent storyline and control.
Nighthawk Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 I remember one thing from NES Total Recall and that was fighting behind the X-Ray screen and then jumping through it. I remember the Predator game being bad as well, because my only recollection of that was not being sure if each enemy I encountered was supposed to be the Predator or not.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 The Total Recall game was, to sum it up with one word, weird. I don't remember scenes where Arnold gets attacked by sticks through fences, hobo kings with magic hats, and martial art midgets in every alley.
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 Dance Dance Janet Reno: Southwestern Edition Box Company Tycoon Barbie vs. Hitler Am I Gay?: Interactive Trivia Game Box Company Tycoon 2: Electric Boogalou Cripple Fights! Barbie vs. Hitler:Weddding Edition Sta Wars: Jar Jar's Amazing Adventure Box Company Tycoon: Game of The Millienia Edition Papa Roach's Math Blaster Shaq Fu 3-D Box Company Tycoon: Tarantino Edition Barbie vs. Jesus:Final Conflict Uwe Boll Digital Film Studio YOU vs..........KANE! Box Company Tycoon: The Mix Tapes Janet Reno's Stree Ball, Sucka! Mean Gene Fetus Kicking Machine Ashlee Simpson: Karaoke Revolution Box Company Tycoon: The Legacy Collection Tom Cruise's Super Cool Scientology Game of Delux-o Awesomeness Vagina Diving Jaxl Deluxe Beer Pong Jaxl Deluxe Whiskey Pong Jaxl Deluxe Moonshine, BABY! Pong Pong 3-D
Boner Kawanger Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 Rogue Squadron: Robert Duvall Narrated by James Earl Jones Mission 1: The screen flashes green and proclaims "OH SHIT OH SHIT ROBERT DUVALL WAS IN M*A*S*H". Mission Complete. Mission 2: Jones asks you to help him move. You accept. He asks you why you're a racist. Mission Complete. Mission 43: Jones tells you to help kill deadly sharks. You accept. He forgot the ammo, though. You go home and make awkward small talk. Mission Complete. Mission 75: Mission Complete. Et cetra.
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 dude, don't insult Duval....he is one thrid of the trinity.... okay, that joke doesn't work....because nobody knows what i'm talking about....sigh.... ask me on arpil 10th where that joke is from, and i can show you
Skywarp! Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 "Un-legends of Wrestling". Basically think of guys featured in WrestleCrap and you have the lineup. Finally you can have that Gobbelty Gooker vs. Shockmaster dream match. FYI, Shockmaster's helmet rolls off in each knock-down animation he has.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 A Wrestlecrap Video Game would rule... The Berzerker & Ludvig Borga vs. The Machines in a Fag Match! The Berzerker from... wherever, Borga from Finland, and the Machines from Japan. First person to get their flag wins.
Skywarp! Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 A Wrestlecrap Video Game would rule... The Berzerker & Ludvig Borga vs. The Machines in a Fag Match! The Berzerker from... wherever, Borga from Finland, and the Machines from Japan. First person to get their flag wins. I didn't realize "Fag" was a typo until the end of your post. That made for a laugh. I don't think anyone wants to know what happens in one of those matches... Berzerker would rule in that game, just because his finishing maneuver is a body drop to the outside for a count out. That would seriously piss off the people you were playing.
Nevermortal Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 I already won the thread, please close.
The Czech Republic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 A game kinda like the Sims except the only objective is to control CronoT and think of something retarded to say on a forum. Stop making self-redundant statements.
The Czech Republic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 A game kinda like the Sims except the only objective is to control CronoT and think of something retarded to say on a forum. "Welcome home! You made $70 today!" Click on CronoT: Rearrange furnitutre Alphabetize books, video games, and CDs Categorize books, video games, and CDs Click on computer: Click on anti-conservative humor on children's website, copy and paste into sig Attempt to insult someone Click on bathroom: Clean bathroom Rearrange toothbrushes in order of usefulness and times used Fall in toilet -> Swim? Click on door: Go out and vote? Get food? Stay inside? Stay inside. Go to computer: Post at message board Get made fun of for not voting. Click on door: Go out and vote? Get food? Stay inside? Go out and vote.
Elbarto997 Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Posted March 24, 2005 Take Superman 64's engine. Replace Superman with Aquaman. His main enemies are the Wonder Twins. The dialogue is written by whomever wrote the dialogue for the first Resident Evil. Add in lots of Phish music for the soundtrack. And have you only able to save at the end of a level. -=Mike ^^ MikeSC wins the thread. What? He cheated! He had to take the game engine from an existing game!! And Nevermortal, I say YOU'RE null & void. Either I or Jerichoholic 82 won this thread!!!
Jericholic82 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 I must apologize for my earlier lame idea as I couldnt think of anything cool, but I thought the point was to make a lame /bad game? How about a game in which you control useless moron Scott Keith during his life?
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 You have 24 hours to somehow prepare a live show featuring Ben Kweller, Carrot Top, and BJ Whitmer. If it's decent, the world continues as normal. If not...Dennis Rodman will eat the entire earth and you'll have to spend the rest of existance on his spleen. At random points, it will stop registering use of certain buttons on your controller.
Jericholic82 Posted March 25, 2005 Report Posted March 25, 2005 You have 24 hours to somehow prepare a live show featuring Ben Kweller, Carrot Top, and BJ Whitmer. If it's decent, the world continues as normal. If not...Dennis Rodman will eat the entire earth and you'll have to spend the rest of existance on his spleen. At random points, it will stop registering use of certain buttons on your controller. That's quite an intriguiging idea I must say
Elbarto997 Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Posted March 25, 2005 Don't post This is MAH thread!! SO
Karnage Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 Is there a "juicing up" powerup during the game? you know like 2k5s slam zone, but called the roid zone or somethin Yes, along with a "First person shooter" mode.
PLAGIARISM! Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 I seem to recall a Johnny Quest vehicle on the PC where you were on a mission to find a cure for diabetes.
LooseCannon25 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Posted March 27, 2005 How about you make a fighting game, but instead of a warrior, you have a rapping basketball player go around and fight villians with powers ala Mortal Kombat!! Oh wait. How about instead of fighting villains he fights normal people and has the power to rage up and bitch slap fans. Ron Artest's NBA live Streetfight Fanfest 2005
Jingus Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 How about a game in which you control useless moron Scott Keith during his life? Nah, there've been too many Leisure Suit Larry sequels already.
Jericholic82 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 How about a game in which you control useless moron useless moron Scott Keith during his life? Nah, there've been too many Leisure Suit Larry sequels already. LMAO
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