The Simpsons Question

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Doctor (forget his name, the "Hi, everybody!" guy): On my diet, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want!

Marge: And you can really lose weight?

Doctor: Sure, if you want. It's a free country!

 

 

How can you forget Dr. Nick?

[Ravenbomb 0]

Because I rarely hear him referred to by name and am not a Simpsons aficionado.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Because I rarely hear him referred to by name and am not a Simpsons aficionado.

 

 

 

Ah. I remember the name from every time he enters the room it goes...

 

Dr Nick: "Hi everybody"

Everybody: "Hi Dr. Nick"

[Nighthawk 0]

Dr. Nick and Lionel Hutz debuted in the same episode ("Bart Gets Hit By A Car"), and now they're both gone. Better days... I can quote huge chunks from that episode, including most all of the courtroom stuff.

 

Great exchange between Bart and Satan too:

 

"Remember... lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!"

"Yes sir!"

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Dr. Nick and Lionel Hutz debuted in the same episode ("Bart Gets Hit By A Car"), and now they're both gone. Better days... I can quote huge chunks from that episode, including most all of the courtroom stuff.

 

Great exchange between Bart and Satan too:

 

"Remember... lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!"

"Yes sir!"

 

In The Simpsons Movie, Dr. Riviera is impaled by a large shard of glass that has fallen from the dome and says, in his normal voice, "Bye everybody!" and then passes out. James L. Brooks and Al Jean have confirmed that Dr. Riviera is dead, but will be brought back to life "à la Dr. Marvin Monroe." [1]

 

 

Also, Troy McClure is gone. I always loved when he showed up. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as..."

[luke-o 0]

Dial M for Murderesness and Leper on the left field.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Here's the Dr Zaius song from the Simpsons.

 

 

http://troymcclurepage.tripod.com/dr_zaius.mp3

 

 

Here's the song from the ending of that episode.

 

http://troymcclurepage.tripod.com/chimpanz.wav

 

 

 

Right Click/Save As

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another great Troy McClure line

 

 

I'm Troy McClure, and now I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

[muzz 0]

Jasper: Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

 

Give a little love to Jasper.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Marge: Grandpa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

 

Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW!

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I can't remember the exact wording of the entire scene, but Wiggum saying he can both promote and demote Lou to sergeant when that's what he is already is good stuff.

 

Almost any Skinner/Chalmers interaction. Was his first appearance when Ralph asked "What's a battle?".

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

"Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!"

[Dandy 0]

I liked when Grandpa was speaking to Bart's class and he said "terlet." Martin said sarcastically, ""Terlet? HA!"

 

Grandpa: "What are you cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem."

[Vern Gagne 0]

I miss the old Grandpa Simpson. The same goes for Mr.Burns.

 

 

The Moleman deserves some love. " I was saying Boo-urns"

 

An underrated moment is when he's about to be executed at the police station. I think it's when Marge becomes a cop.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Fun with animatronics:

 

You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!

 

Only WHO can prevent forest fires?

*Choices - YOU or ME*

You picked "YOU", referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "YOU".

 

The cut from syndication scene from the episode that starts at Storytime Gardens where Grandpa is sleeping in the Three Bears house and yells at the robots while they're doing the story is also great.

[AboveAverage484 0]

I miss the old Grandpa Simpson. The same goes for Mr.Burns.

 

 

The Moleman deserves some love. " I was saying Boo-urns"

 

An underrated moment is when he's about to be executed at the police station. I think it's when Marge becomes a cop.

 

Moleman: Are you allowed to execute people at a county jail?

Rev Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

 

*Cue* ominous music.

 

Yeah, I love that part too

 

[Dandy 0]

Sorry, this was the actual quote from Abe and Martin. The terlet thing was in another part of Grandpa speaking to the class.

 

 

Grandpa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...

[the children laugh]

Martin Prince: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!

Grandpa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

[AboveAverage484 0]

*Wiggum and other cops get out of their squad cars*

Wiggum: All right, get in there.

Lou: You're going down.

Eddie: I want a piece of him.

Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh? Well, we got everything we need on you.

Pan down to see officers pulling out slices of pizza.

 

The part where Marge almost shoots Milhouse has always put me in stitches.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Bart and Ralph are playing in the old Jail

 

Bart: Woah, mama, the electric chair! [sniffs] Smell that, Ralph? That's

the smell of justice.

Ralph: Smells like hot dogs.

 

Later, they are watching tv, Quimby appears in the jail.

 

Ralph: Hey, there's our play chair!

Quimby: To demonstrate what you're in for, I will now strap myself into

this electric chair, which was deactivated over thirty years ago,

and, I can only assume, still is.

Bart: Uh oh, we didn't reset the safety switch.

Ralph: He's going to smell like hot dogs!

 

 

[Dandy 0]

One of my favorite moments from the show:

 

[Moe is hooked up to a lie detector test]

 

"Did you shoot Montgomery Burns?"

Moe: "No. I hated the guy, but I didn't kill him."

DING!

"Looks like he checks out."

Moe: "Good, let me outta here, I got a hot date tonight."

BUZZ!

Moe: "A date."

BUZZ!

Moe: "Dinner with friends."

BUZZ!

Moe: "Dinner alone."

BUZZ!

Moe (acceptingly): "Okay, okay. I'm going to go home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue."

BUZZ!

Moe (dejectedly): "Sears catalogue."

DING!

Moe: "Could you get me out of here? I don't deserve this."

BUZZ!

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

That is an all time classic - I seem to recall WWE ripping it off though I can't remember why (Vince - I think - was taking a lie detector for some reason).

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Someone mentioned that Jasper doesn't get enough love. I agree.

 

"Sir, can you ever forgive me for shooting your wooden leg?"

"You shot who in the what now?"

 

I use that line weekly.

 

And furthermore, "Moon pie? What a time to be alive."

[BlackFlagg 0]

Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

 

 

[BUTT 0]

"I wash mah-self with a rag on a stick."

[Guest Smues]

Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

 

We have a winner

[spman 0]

Bart: "You killed the Zombie Flanders!"

Homer: "He was a Zombie?"

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Fun with animatronics:

 

Only WHO can prevent forest fires?

*Choices - YOU or ME*

You picked "YOU", referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "YOU".

 

This always gets me for some reason.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Back in those days, nickels had bees on 'em! "Give me 5 bees for a quarter" people would say.

 

 

[Dandy 0]

And you tied an onion around your belt, because that was the style.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

"as was the style at the time". Good follow-up quote, almost used it myself.

[Dandy 0]

Ah, touche.