Youth N Asia Posted April 12, 2005 Report Posted April 12, 2005 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._britney_spears ----------------------------------- Spears Reveals Pregnancy on Her Web Site NEW YORK - Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. Her publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details. "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers." The couple were married in September. Magazines and tabloids have speculated for weeks that Spears, 23, was pregnant, documenting her expanding waistline and fuller figure, but she remained mum on the subject. However, she has previously expressed a desire to start a family. In an interview with People magazine last fall, she said: "I want to be a young mom. I can see us as parents." While this will be Spears' first foray into parenthood, Federline, 27, has two children with his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson. Spears and Federline met last year when he was a backup dancer on her tour — and Jackson was pregnant with their son. Spears wed Federline just eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated that the union is in trouble — prompting an angry outburst from Spears on her Web site last month. Yet the couple have hardly hid from the limelight — last week, the pair announced they would document their courtship in a new reality series on UPN. The network promised "exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos" of their "personal love story." Spears' impending motherhood may be the ultimate indicator that the former teen princess is all grown up. Spears was cast as an innocent with a bit of sex appeal when she made her debut at 16 with the multiplatinum " ... Baby, One More Time" and became a youth icon. As she grew older, her image got sexier, and more vampish. Her last album was a greatest hits collection, which has sold nearly 1 million copies.
1234-5678 Posted April 12, 2005 Report Posted April 12, 2005 Well, now she's officially no good to any of us.
caboose Posted April 12, 2005 Report Posted April 12, 2005 Unless you have one of those Pregnant women fetishes.
2GOLD Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 The anti-christ has been conceived. And about the only positive here is bigger bouncy Brittany breasts.
Paul Stanley Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 The truth is... I knocked her up. *does Dave Chapelle rant* (The Oprah episode)
Nighthawk Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Unless you have one of those Pregnant women fetishes. I do. This will be a wonderful time for me.
Gary Floyd Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Yep, time to show this baby again C'mere precious!
CBright7831 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Good! Now she can stop making horrible music and start being a mom.
Slayer Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Goodbye pop-star life, hello trailer-trash life
Darthtiki Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 I don't know which is a worse sperm donor, a Man-Bander or wanna be Man-Bander who was employed as a backup dancer fathering children with a supporting actress on Moesha
Vyce Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Well, I knew the white trash in her would eventually win out in the end.
Nighthawk Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 That poor woman. I swear I've never seen someone abused so viciously in my life. Even my old man called her a whore, and he never uses language like that unless he's quoting the Bible.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 She had a baby with her husband, fucking slut.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Luckiest kid there is. He could have a fully justifiable oedipus complex, plus he won't have any problems making friends.
nl5xsk1 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 AoO, I'm willing to wager that she'll be damn near 200 lbs by the time that her kid is old enough to get interested in girls.
Slayer Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 She had a baby with her husband, fucking slut. If anyone should be considered slutty it's the husband. He's the one who hooked up with Spears while his ex was still pregnant with his second child. I wonder if Britney will kick any money towards his previous kids, since I don't think a backup dancer's salary(?) alone would be enough to support three kids. But hell, as long as it keeps Britney from making more shitty music, she could spit out twenty kids for all I care
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 AoO, I'm willing to wager that she'll be damn near 200 lbs by the time that her kid is old enough to get interested in girls. No way. She's got too much invested in her appearance.
nl5xsk1 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 HAD too much invested in her appearance ... it doesn't seem like she cares much anymore. She has horrible complexion, put on a ton of pounds even before getting preggars, and dresses like a retarded homeless person. She gave up on looking good a long time ago.
Guest PlatinumBoy Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Well, I knew the white trash in her would eventually win out in the end. No offense to Britney, but if not even Elvis could purge himself of White Trashness, no one can.
Jingus Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 I don't understand the trailer park jokes when she lives in a palatial mansion and has more money than every member of this board combined.
Special K Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 It's all about where you come from. Elvis was richer than God, he was still a hick.
Guest Quik Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 She'll have a miscarriage by the end of the month. I'm not being funny or mean. Something will happen. She'll get stressed out, Kevin will hit her in the stomach... something's gonna happen. Britney Spears cannot have a child.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Maybe a mountain lion will stop the birth of this antichrist.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 The truth is...I knocked her up. Bastard, I wanted to use my "Damn, she told me she was on the pill" line, but now I can't because you ruined it...
Gary Floyd Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Maybe a mountain lion will stop the birth of this antichrist. "Blood Orgy!" That, or it will be like one of my all time favorite movies, "Rosemary's Baby", only with Britney Spears, no creepy score, and a bunch of stuff I could care less about
Youth N Asia Posted April 14, 2005 Author Report Posted April 14, 2005 Celebs for the most part cannot seem to give their kids human names, and she's a nutjob to begin with, so I fear for this poor child.
Special K Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I vote for Goldberg Spears. Because I'm lame.
Vyce Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Luckiest kid there is. He could have a fully justifiable oedipus complex, plus he won't have any problems making friends. I disagree. I think she's the absolute worst person to be having a child, because she not even truly mature enough to be able to make rationale decisions for herself, let alone an infant, and because she's more in love with the concept of being a mother than actually being serious about the job. To her, a child is a novelty.
Guest Sturgis Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Maybe a mountain lion will stop the birth of this antichrist. Or we could just call GENE SNITSKY And I agree 100% with Vyce.
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