Smackdown SPOILERS~!

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Sorry if any misspelling, if I forgot anything, or if its not in order. It’s 2:30 in the morning and I am tired.

 

 

- Paul London and Nunzio def. Billy Kidman and Spike Dudley when Kidman went for the Shooting Star Press, Nunzio crotched him, and London hit a top rope DDT.

 

- Tazz and Cole came out for announcing.

 

- Booker T went to Double DQ with The Big Show. Kurt Angle and JBL came out for commentary and attacked both men causing a Double DQ and for both of them to be eliminated from the Championship tournament. Teddy Long came out and announced next week on Smackdown, a number one contenders match between Booker T, Big Show, JBL, and Kurt Angle. He also booked JBL/Angle vs. Booker T/Big Show for tonight.

 

- Carlito’s Cabana with Eddie Gurrerro. Carlito showed him footage from last week when MNM debuted and attacked Rey Mysterio. Eddie apologized for it and said he was having car problems. He called out Rey Mysterio, who he apologized to and they shook hands. MNM showed up on the titan-tron and challenged them to a tag title match, the champs told them to come out and challenge them to their faces, and MNM spray painted Eddie’s car.

 

- Orlando Jordan was backstage with The Bashem’s. He told them that they better get on the ball or JBL will cut them and that later tonight, both titles will be on the line as he takes on John Cena.

 

- Eddie and Rey find their car and accept the challenge from MNM.

 

- Matt Morgan cut a promo with Todd Grisham. Pretty decent promo…except for the fact that Morgan’s gimmick is that he stutters.

 

- Heidenreich came out and introduced his new friend, The Brooklyn Brawler. Brawler came out and Heidenreich read him a poem. Brawler said it sucked and tore off his Yankees shirt to reveal a Boston Red Sox shirt. He said he no longer wanted to be called the Brooklyn Brawler, but the Boston Brawler. Heidenreich beat him down to a face pop.

 

- Matt Morgan def. Brett Matthews with some kind of slam thing…I missed it. Matthews is local talent that wrestles for NYWC (www.NYWCwrestling.com).

 

- Big Show and Booker T def. Kurt Angle and JBL when Booker hit JBL with an Axe Kick and Big Show chokeslammed him. When JBL was about to get chokeslammed, Angle went to save him…but stopped. He left the ring and let JBL be finished off.

 

- MNM def. Eddie Gurrerro and Rey Mysterio to become the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions. Very good match that ended when Melina distracted Eddie long enough for Mercury and Nitro to hit The Problem Solver (3-D but with a DDT) on Rey for the pin. After the match, Eddie pushed Rey down. Rey chased Eddie down the ramp way and pushed him to the floor.

 

- Cena comes out and cuts a promo on how MSG is built on tradition, but that tradition is about to change. Ya know, the usual Chain Gang stuff.

 

- John Cena def. Orlando Jordan with an F-U to become the NEW WWE US Champion. Cena fought off the Bashems and beat Jordan cleanly.

[tbondrage99 0]

Wow these came up fast. I thought Smackdown was taped on Tuesdays.

[BorneAgain 0]

Wow these came up fast. I thought Smackdown was taped on Tuesdays.

Taped before Raw tonight as part of the "Supershow"

[2GOLD 0]

- John Cena def. Orlando Jordan with an F-U to become the NEW WWE US Champion. Cena fought off the Bashems and beat Jordan cleanly.

 

Ummm....why?

[BorneAgain 0]

- John Cena def. Orlando Jordan with an F-U to become the NEW WWE US Champion. Cena fought off the Bashems and beat Jordan cleanly.

 

Ummm....why?

Yeah, that seems to make no sense. Please don't tell we'll be having another tournament to decide the next champion after Cena vacates.

 

I guess Long could just make a U.S. title title match with the runners up in the fatal four way next week. That could explain Booker getting the title.

[tbondrage99 0]

- John Cena def. Orlando Jordan with an F-U to become the NEW WWE US Champion. Cena fought off the Bashems and beat Jordan cleanly.

 

Ummm....why?

Good question. That makes no sence at all.

[Guest Rrrsh]

So glad Cena gets the belt.

 

 

Now they can have a tourney and have Carlito or someoen useful win the belt. God I love Cena more than Batista.

[The Tino Standard 0]

THE BOSTON BRAWLER?!

 

IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD SACRED ANYMORE?

[Guest Fook]

So why even take the US title off Cena in the first place?

 

Matt Morgan stuttering? Is this more of a Bubba Dudley or a Goldust w/ Tourettes stutter?

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

I think Bubba Ray-like stuttering. He's a big guy who can beat anybody but he stutters, which is something different from the generic Chris Masters type.

 

Also, did the WWE just call up two tag teams and Matt Morgan from OVW in two weeks and now MNM are the Tag Champs already? Is the WWE pushing new talent?

[CBright7831 0]

Brawler said it sucked and tore off his Yankees shirt to reveal a Boston Red Sox shirt. He said he no longer wanted to be called the Brooklyn Brawler, but the Boston Brawler.

Genius.

 

Pure genius.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Cena is now the WWE Champion and US Champion?

 

...why do I get the feeling that we'll see a double falls match for the World and US title where the first fall is for the US title, and the second fall is for the World title? Only reason I could see Booker T winning a #1 contendership and ending up with the US title.

 

Still stupid to give him the US title again. Seriously now.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Boston Brawler!? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

myself

[Enigma 0]

Mike Johnson, who works for PWInsider.com and was live at the event, said Cena/Jordan was non-title.

[Art Sandusky 0]

FUCKING PROBLEM SOLVER ON ONE OF THE TWO BIG WWE SHOWS WHICH MEANS I'LL SEE IT A LOT HOLY FUCK MARK OUT

 

I fucking LOVED that in ECW.

[King Cucaracha 0]

^ what he said.

 

Is this gimmick they've given Morgan some sort of rib on him because he was so nervous when he first debuted?

 

Also, Heidenreich is going to get mega over. I called it months ago, but I really never thought it'd be this soon. Awesome stuff.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Mike Johnson, who works for PWInsider.com and was live at the event, said Cena/Jordan was non-title.

Orlando Jordan said the match was title vs. title and I'm pretty sure Cena said it, too. 100% sure on OJ saying it, though.

[Dark Age 0]

Well, did Cena celebrate with the US title?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I wasn't paying attention.

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't know about these supershows...I mean I could see sitting through a 4 hour Wrestlemania, but how long are these things? 4 hours? 5 hours almost? Too many dead spots and BS...I'd be completely out of it by the main event, not even wanting to cheer or boo...

[nl5xsk1 0]

You know, for everyone's complaining about them cutting talent, it looks like they did so just to make room for newer guys.

 

Yes, they cut a lot of the wrong people (or more accurately, didn't cut the right ones) but at least there's SOME new faces.

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

^ what he said.

 

Is this gimmick they've given Morgan some sort of rib on him because he was so nervous when he first debuted?

 

Also, Heidenreich is going to get mega over. I called it months ago, but I really never thought it'd be this soon. Awesome stuff.

Yeah, they are turning Heidenreich Face. Last week he talked about farting and the crowd cheered for him. I thought Mordecai was the one who was so damn nervous and couldn't handle the pressure. I thought Morgan was just REALLY bad in the ring

[slimm44 0]

So now Cena's a 4 time US champ? He doesn't even need a title to be over.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I can't believe Heidenreich is actually getting over on these ridiculous comedy bits about passing gas and the Brooklyn Brawler.

 

I guess the Yankees just job too much for Brawler's tastes.

[Guest JMA]

Hopefully WWE will let Heidenreich go and replace him with Matt Morgan.

[nl5xsk1 0]

re: the Brawler renouncing the Yankees for the Red Sox ... it works to get cheap heat in NYC, but what now? Will he be the Boston Brawler from now on, or is everyone just supposed to forget it ever happened?

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Sounds great. Unifying the belts is the kind of thing that makes your NEW SUPERMAN UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION actually look like a big deal. It would be SOOOOOOOO fucking choice to see Cena come down with two belts like this is Puro and just have Long create a TV title to be the secondary belt.

 

The Eddie/Rey feud is just perfect in its build and I'm so glad they haven't done a shitty turn and just kept it totally shades of grey. WWE rules. Carlito rules. Eddy rules. Rey rules. w00t.

 

Also, it looks like MNM might turn out to be something special. I can't wait.

 

Heidenreich, much to the dismay of you (Yes, YOU) is getting over big as the Sid-esque heel who the crowds develop a bizarre bond with. If this was Memphis Cena/Heidenreich would be headlining.

[Dark Age 0]

The belts aren't unified.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

The belts aren't unified.

Whatever, doesn't change anything really. Still makes Cena look really good.

[natey2k4 0]

Maybe they gave Cena the US Title so they can have a Two Falls Match at Judgement Day.. and have JBL go home with the US Title, to give him some gold.