JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 I thought that with the rumored addition of a bunch of OVW stars to the Smackdown and RAW rosters in the near future, a thread could be used to discuss the new characters. So far we have seen MNM and the HeartThrobs debut. Another character is debuting on Smackdown. PWTorch reports that...(includes SD spoilers) -Matt Morgan, a Tough Enough dropout due to injury a few years back, was called up from OVW to be on the Smackdown roster. His gimmick is that he stutters. Jillian Hall was also called up and her gimmick is that she's going to have a prosthetic mole on her face. These ideas were courtesy of the WWE writers, not their existing OVW gimmicks. DAMN do those gimmicks sound horrible. Anyways, PWTorch goes on to write that: The Heart Breakers, who debuted on Raw last night, and MNM, who debuted on Smackdown last week, kept their OVW gimmicks. MNM was considered a "money act" by those in OVW. There is concern within OVW that WWE is going to screw up the spirit of the Heart Breakers act, which is that they're oblivious to their "stereotypical gayness," a spoof on the Obliviously Gay Duo on Saturday Night Live. So this thread is simply there to talk and discuss the new characters WWE is bringing in this spring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Do they mean AMBIGIOUSLY gay duo? WTF? Obliviously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 SPOILERS: Matt Morgan Fuckup Version 2.0 coming up. This guy is money, and this makes the second time in as many years they botch it. Jillian Hall with a prosthetic mole? Robin Hood: Men In Tights called, they want their 12 year old joke back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 The Prosthetic mole has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 you're right those spoiler gimmicks sound HORRIBLE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 I'm guessing that the "mole" gimmick is more based on Fred Savage's character in Goldmember. So they're really only ripping off a three-year-old joke. For anyone who watches OVW, how has Alexis Laree been doing? Do you think she'll be brought up to the main roster soon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Can having a mole REALLY be a gimmick? Why didn't they just go the route of the Fairly Oddparents and have her have a giant boil on her face that controls her mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 Ms. Hall's gimmick sounds like something that belongs in WEW......Papa Mae would be proud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 I just don't see that staying on during a match. But I'm assuming this woman will wrestle. Silly me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natey2k4 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 I just don't see that staying on during a match. But I'm assuming this woman will wrestle. Silly me! Jillian Hall is a fantastic wrestler my friend, lets hope she wrestles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 I just don't see that staying on during a match. But I'm assuming this woman will wrestle. Silly me! Jillian Hall is a fantastic wrestler my friend, lets hope she wrestles. Like Gail Kim supposedly was? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 20, 2005 I just don't see that staying on during a match. But I'm assuming this woman will wrestle. Silly me! Jillian Hall is a fantastic wrestler my friend, lets hope she wrestles. I suspect that WWE is gradually phasing out women's wrestling. I wouldn't be surprised if Trish retired the women's title soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 Jesus christ. Vince, hire me. We'll make money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syxx2001 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I have a big head and an acne problem, wheres my contract? The posters write themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I have a big head and an acne problem, wheres my contract? The posters write themselves. What's Gene Snitsky got to do with anything? Speaking of Gene they should turn him face by having him break the Maters Lock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I'm guessing that the "mole" gimmick is more based on Fred Savage's character in Goldmember. So they're really only ripping off a three-year-old joke. And Lawler will be like MOLEY-MOLEY-MOLEY-MOLE!.......PUPPIES! How about instead of a skin mole, she has an animal mole grafted to her face that's always trying to burrow through the air. GET ME OFFA HERE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I just don't see that staying on during a match. But I'm assuming this woman will wrestle. Silly me! Jillian Hall is a fantastic wrestler my friend, lets hope she wrestles. I suspect that WWE is gradually phasing out women's wrestling. I wouldn't be surprised if Trish retired the women's title soon. From your mouth to God's ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Morgan's sounds like like a Dudley ripoff, and that didn't even work when Vince first got them. A mole? A MOLE?! C'mon, off the top of my head... a badass woman character that levels even guys. Guys hit on her, she takes his head off and when she wrestles other women, shooter style beating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syxx2001 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Now that you mention it, it is a Dudley's rip off. He's gonna bomb quicker than Mordeci. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 If only the writers could have been this creative, someone like Jerry Lynn could still have a job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Why the fuck was that Dudley comment spoiler tagged? That shit is from '99. Uber-spoiler indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Is it me or do these "creative" ideas sound like it comes from E-fed fanboys instead of coming from the minds of real writers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Why the fuck was that Dudley comment spoiler tagged? That shit is from '99. Uber-spoiler indeed. Michaels knew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Why the fuck was that Dudley comment spoiler tagged? That shit is from '99. Uber-spoiler indeed. Just posting in the spirit of the first post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nater Report post Posted April 21, 2005 That'll put asses in the seats~!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Is it me or do these "creative" ideas sound like it comes from E-fed fanboys instead of coming from the minds of real writers. Please, show some respect for e-feds. The weirdest character I remember recently was Uncle Filthy, host of a truly disturbing kids' TV show... and even that was better than a prosthetic mole (actually, Uncle Filthy was bloody funny). I tell you, most e-fed writers could do better than THIS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I had a character named Chester The Mime. He was about as deep of a character as you can imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 I'm thinking he'd be better than a mole gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
