Anti Abortionist's views on Southern Living

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Via NewsHounds, who watch Fox so we don't have to:

 

 

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

 

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

 

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

 

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

 

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

 

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

 

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

 

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

 

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

 

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

 

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

 

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

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Look, maw! I call her tammy sue jessie lynn betsy!

[Guest Cerebus]

Well at least he's only an "anti-abortion extremisit" so he won't get confused with us "anti-abortion moderates."

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I... am... stunned... somebody hit me with the tazer again.

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Either he's joking and these guys are just taking it out of context (Which seems pretty likely right now) or this is utterly fucked up.

 

Oh yeah, and isn't this fluff?

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How the hell do you take THAT out of context?

 

 

Also,

 

 

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Err...

[Guest CronoT]

1. Colmes is Sean Hannity's buttplug. He has absolutely no credibility, as far as I'm concerned.

2. This Anti-Abortionist guy is indirectly advocating the deaths of people. There is no question he's insane. Therefore, anything he says or does is completely suspect.

[Guest T®ITEC]

This was on Fark on Monday. Damn, you guys are slow.

 

Oh, and ...

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1. Colmes is Sean Hannity's buttplug. He has absolutely no credibility, as far as I'm concerned.

Every once in a while Buttplu--I mean Colmes will grow a pair and stand up for his side.

 

Of course, I have to admit, I'm very uncomfortable with the idea that journalists should even take sides.

 

Wait---Colmes isn't really a trained journalist, is he? I know Hannity isn't.

 

 

 

And this is why I hate Fox News. They hand over huge blocks of time to journalists who aren't even really journalists.

 

 

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Edited May 13, 2005 by RobotJerk

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Why am I reminded of the sex with a bear gag from "Super Troopers"?

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So far removed from reality- thank God I took the blue pill.

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I hate to repeat myself, but

 

 

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[Guest Crazy Dan]

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Uh, well it is nice to see someone on the far right make a complete jack-ass out of themselves and not realize that having sex with your farm animals is something you tell your therapist or post on the Internet and not something that you make public. I am just amazed that he finds nothing wrong with what he did. When I think of all the stupid things we might have done as kids, screwing Betty the Cow is not one of them.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

My cousin grew up on a farm and she used to let the dog sniff her snatch til it started dry humping

 

 

 

and she did this in front of me and her bros we were 8,10, 12 and 14 at the time (I was 14 she was 10)

 

 

/preps for flames

[Guest Fishyswa]

I don't see anything wrong with bumping a 2 month old thread to tell us about your cousin letting a dog sniff her snatch.....nope.....nothin' at all.....

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Well at least he's only an "anti-abortion extremisit" so he won't get confused with us "anti-abortion moderates."

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I'm sure the average pro-lifer isn't down with wanting to pick off abortion providers.