Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Congrats to Ejiro. I haven't had time to read anything except the fact that I lost, but to be honest I was expecting it. The momentum was behind him storyline-wise, and I wasn't happy with my match anyway, particularly after I read his promo. I'd just like to make a public apology for clogging up the top of the card for the last 8 months or so, most of which time I have spent holding other people down. Won't happen again RUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 (edited) "Men like Aja Kong?" And, in other news... yes, the suspense is killing me. Allow me please to make one small request for future booking consideration, win lose or draw: the next time you want to book me in a TLC match for a non-PPV show... don't; that was utterly painful, and the short timeframe took all the joy out of trying to write it. Edited May 19, 2005 by Mr. S£im Citrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Yeah, that was one hell of a grind to get something in. May the best team win, WC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Well, I guess writing a match completely different from J&R's TLC Match (at least, I assume they wrote it) might not have been the best idea after all. Uhm, yeah, congrats to Ejiro and stuff. *waits nervously* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Damn....all of us showed up. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Yeah. I'm sure Judge thinks so too... ...or, maybe not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 It's going to be a lot of words to digest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Tremendous congrats to Ejiro~! I'm pretty damn excited to read that TLC match too, rest of the comments will come when the show gets totally posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted May 19, 2005 There's doing everything to win and then there is bending the other guy's finger back as far as possible. Man that was a fun match to write, although its going to be a little hard to make sure the fans still like him cause Ejiro is kicking people square in the knee now. Thing I like about it most was that it was 'shooty' in the absolutely most worked sense that you can think about where Ejiro was just doing stuff you almost never see in a wrestling ring... but you could and it could be worked so that Toxxic actually wouldn't suffer any real afterefects. Now we just need to figure out a good gimmick match for the next showdown between the two... *cough*scaffold match*cough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 The opening promo was great. Everything else was teh suq. In all seriousness, Buck and Pretz go to a no-decision in a very solid match. I actually got a somewhat complete match in, without cutting spots to make the deadline for once. But apparently my promo didn't send... Anyway, Pretz is like the WWE. Taking real life things and turning them into promos~! Finally, Ejiro's match used some interesting ideas and concepts that I would have probably commented about in full later, but he already pointed it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 I'm the king of the No Post match. BOW DOWN! The ME rocked my cabeza. Pretzler/Buck was solid all the way. If only my matches would get put up... Alas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 So, we're waiting on Justice, right? The same Justice who didn't post the match he was marking last show, despite the fact apparantly Ejiro and Massito both showed. Great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Hey! Ejiro had me announced from BIRMINGHAM! I claim a win by default! ...no, but seriously. An EXCELLENT match, and basically had all the fire that was missing from mine. The basic premise of mine was that Ejiro was trying to control himself from getting caught in a brawl, where Toxxic would have the advantage, whereas Ejiro had himself winning these fights. I also worked on the right arm for the Repeat To Fade, so he had to use the left hand for the chain shot (which occurred right after the ref had removed an illegal chair!) and it wasn't enough. He also couldn't hold the Cobra Crossface for quite long enough to do the job. Oh, one other thing - the headbutt was sold as devastating in mine - I used it once, and it set Ejiro up for the Inglorious for the win. Damn Japanese-Americans, no-selling my strikes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 It's been twelve hours, and we don't have Tag Team Champions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Anyway, Pretz is like the WWE. Taking real life things and turning them into promos~! Ouch! Surely there is a nicer way of putting it than that... Anyway, I'm too lazy to post a lot of comments, but I'd like to say that the main event was one of the best matches I've read since arriving here. Sooooo intense - my heart was actually pounding in my chest, as much as it embarasses me to admit it. Funny how just last night I was talking about how matches should have more finger work... And the opening promo was sheer brilliance. And yes, men like Aja Kong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 Hey, I like the E and you should too!* Seriously, the TLC match must be really hard to mark considering, so don't get pissed at Judge. Or if you're pissed at Judge channel that anger and write comments about how great the opening promo was. *Is propaganda and should be treated as such, even though I really do like the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 It's been twelve hours, and we don't have Tag Team Champions. We're the tag champs until our match is the looser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY SO I HOPE THIS STICKS WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS WELL I GUESS YOU’RE IN HEAVENNNN IN THE MAGNIFICENT SEVENNNNNNN! TOM FLESHER IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOL! AND YOU’RE IN JUSTICE AND RUUUUULE! OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY SO I HOPE THIS STICKS WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS TOOOOO BAD JANUS WENT NUTS AND FUGUE GOT IN A RUT ATLAS LEFT TO GO MOPE WHILE WILDCHILD SELLS DOOOOOPE OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY SO I HOPE THIS STICKS WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS HEY HOW ABOUT A TIP THIS SONG IS SUCH A JIP I FEEL LIKE A JERK BECAUSE I WROTE IT AT WORK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 I'm asssuming TNT fell off the face of the earth again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Hey, hush. It took a while, but it's up now. Sorry for the delay, but trying to read those at 1 AM is just takes too much concentration that's available to my tired mind. Post the losers and I'll try to get my comments out. They all were very good, which is another reason why I waited so long to edit them in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Anyone in the dual rules match can send me their match and I'll get it marked and posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 (edited) Congrats to Martial Law on winning the Tag Team Titles... we'll be back, though, so shine those belts up nice for us... Since I'm not booked for Smarkdown, I'll probably do an extended review and/or HOLT report tonight (my time) or tomorrow (my time). And I think Johnny and I now own the dubious distinction of having lost more TLC matches than any other team in SWF history. Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia, Muzz dances a jig, knowing that Divefire's record is safe for another four months... Edited May 20, 2005 by Mr. S£im Citrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 And I think Johnny and I now own the dubious distinction of having lost more TLC matches than any other team in SWF history. Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia, Muzz dances a jig, knowing that Divefire's record is safe for another four months... Yeah, but there's only been about three. Still...yeah, pretty surprised to win actually. But...yeah, very glad too, I'll be honest. And I'm sure Todd is too, seeing as he wrote part too, obviously. It took me over a year, but I finally got those belts off you guys, so yay me (and Todd, obviously). And screw Muzz, I'm dancing because MY records are safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 You'd better hope that you can talk Johnny into retiring then, because if we get the belts back, all we have to do is defend them successfully once, and that record's history... and you've still never pinned me, young'n... Seriously though, big ups on finally winning the Tag Titles; I think that puts you one belt short of the cycle, doesn't it? Personally, I would have much rather seen Royal stick around long enough for the House of Todd to win the titles first, but that's just because I marked hard for that team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 (edited) You'd better hope that you can talk Johnny into retiring then, More like you hope we never reform Justice and Rule... Edited May 20, 2005 by Justice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Or that Fuvolution isn't echoed in 'real' life, and me and Janus form a gay tag team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Shit, once Jarrod Banks gets de-bulleted, the Sugarhill Gang will eat your souls and whatnot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 And the predicted timescale of them removing all those nasty slugs from Mr. Banks? Probably about as long as it's gonna take for Sean Davis' foot to heal, I reckon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 He's supposed to be back either by Octember, or maybe Smarch at the latest. Lousy Smarch weather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 And IL overcomes handicap odds. Yay IL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
