Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, MONDAY, MAY 23RD, 2005, LIVE FROM THE JAKARTA COLISEUM IN JAKARTA, INDONESIA (8:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM PST; check local listings) It's live, it's Indonesia, it's not as good as Mike Van Siclen's STORM but it's close because tonight it's Mike Van Siclen's SMARKDOWN! (Send everything to Chuck Woolery) MAIN EVENT SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Arch Griffon -> Hawke has managed to make his International Championship reign respectable, and he's puled off some impressive matches since gaining the belt, including an awesome victory in Russell Crowe's Favorite Match. Tonight, however, his gold is on the line for the second time, this time against a man hungry for all the gold he can get, Arch Griffon. Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: Chuck Woolery TAG TEAM MATCH Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Lil' Buck and Johnny Dangerous -> One of the four men here will get some very good news by the end of the night. Another will receive some very bad news. Three of them are in the hunt for the World Heavyweight Championship; one of them already has it. There are hundreds of wins and scant few losses between these four men, and the talent level packing the ring is off the chains. Let's get it on! Rules: Standard tag rules. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Justice SINGLES MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -> Danny Williams' impressive return two weeks ago turned a lot of heads. This week, against old foe Mak Francis, necks will snap from heads turning so quickly. Rules: Standard. Word Limit: 5250 Marker: Ace309 SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler -> It was only two shows ago that Wildchild refused to grant Scott Pretzler a rematch for the Cruiserweight championship. As revenge, Pretzler made sure that Wildchild lost the Cruiserweight championship, and now the belt is on an old new face: The Insane Luchadore. Tonight, Pretzler gets his rematch, and although Wildchild is not directly involved in the match now... he probably will be soon enough. Rules: Standard cruiser rules. 20 count on the outside, everything else is spiff. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery SINGLES MATCH "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Manson -> Rodgers has been proving his mettle lately, and tonight against always-hardcore possible tag champion Manson, he tries to prove it... again. Yeah, I'm not too excited either, but a win will look damn good. Rules: Standard Word Limit: 4000 Marker: 5_Moves_OF_DOOM HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Smarkdown's first hardcore match since the end of 2004 will be HUGE, with former World champion Toxxic looking to take out some of his aggressions on former friend and current hatemonger Spike Jenkins. Will Toxxic emerge victorious, or will Jenkins send him on a losing streak? Rules: None. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: 5_Moves_Of_DOOM Opening Promo: Taken. Edited May 20, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 You are washed up Tom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 (edited) Damn, what an awesome card. Edited May 19, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 I see you reading, Tony. Say something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 ...DAMN~! It's officially on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2005 IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 ........ That's my line, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Title shot number two...alrighty... Franchise versus Williams...crazy. Splendid card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 So let me get this straight: Mak Francis pins the International Champion, gets put into a grudge match. Arch Griffon loses one title match and gets awarded with another. I love SWF booking! Seriously, a great looking card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 I call middle of the show promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2005 Check your matches, there's been several marker changes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2005 I recognise that it's nearly show time, but has anyone told the booking committee that Manson and Griffon didn't win TLC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2005 Actually, we pay no attention to the shows and as such had no idea that they'd lost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2005 I thought not. You just do this by a lottery, don't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 FYI, and before I forget, I'm going to FL Wed. morning thru Monday. So don't book Cortez for the next two shows. Yes, I just remembered this now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 If I don't have the tag match by 12:30 AM EST, the show's going to be up tomorrow afternoon at around 3:00. People involved in high-word-limit matches will be PM'ed; everyone else's word limit will be lowered to compensate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 Give me your Hardcore Title, IL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 If I don't have the tag match by 12:30 AM EST, the show's going to be up tomorrow afternoon at around 3:00. People involved in high-word-limit matches will be PM'ed; everyone else's word limit will be lowered to compensate. Again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 Like we have room to talk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 I passed in our copy of the tag match fairly early last night. I'm assuming Justice is having comp problems again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 And I told Johnny to send in ours at like four, my time, after he asked if I wanted to stretch it out, so, blorkington. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 I understand he's had computer problems, but can we stop making Justice a marker until they get taken care of? Just kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 And I told Johnny to send in ours at like four, my time, after he asked if I wanted to stretch it out, so, blorkington. I don't know what blorkington means, so I'll simply respond with "SAME TO YOU!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 And I had sented Johnny nearly 3k on Friday, which he wigged out over, except not. Also, you don't know what blorkington means? Very interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 Well. I have nothing to post except....did you turn in a match, Jay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 I understand he's had computer problems, but can we stop making Justice a marker until they get taken care of? Just kidding. I agree, but I'm not kidding. If he's having computer problems, why is he still marking matches? It's three shows in a row now held up and I'm not blaming Justice. But as long as he's marking and he has computer problems, he instantly becomes scapegoat, which isn't fair on him. Unless he said he was okay for the show, it seems a pretty stupid decision to have him marking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 Just been talking to Mike. I think Judge might be taken off the marker's panel, at least for now or until his computer is DEFINITELY fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 Give me your Hardcore Title, IL. At least say please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2005 'Please' isn't hardcore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
