Bruiser_Brody_ Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 The words don't do justice to how incredibly annoying the music and ditty actually are
Bruiser_Brody_ Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 His credit sucked because of identity theft. If he had used freecreditreport.com, none of this would have happened. His credit being bad prevents him from having a good job?!!!?!?!?!? Those !!!! are aimed at the ad people not you mister Dandy
Failed Bridge Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 I need to slow down on my extra curricular activities. A few nights ago I spent an evening with a liter of Captain Morgan and this girl Gillian. Well her and I fucked around before she decided in a drunken haze that I had to drive her to her mom's house so she could pack her shit up and move into her aunt's. While there I laid on her bed in nearly a blackened out state but I remember her calling me her "sleeping beauty" and running her hand along the crotch area of my jeans. Before we could fuck her aunt showed up and I left...when I got home it was 9:45am and I proceeded to fall asleep in the middle of jerking off cause I had blue balls y'know? Anyways, this made me think I should slow down a bit since I couldn't even jerk off properly.
DrVenkman PhD Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 I saw a church sign on my way home from stating "Seven days without God makes on week". My original thought was "great, this church knows seven days equals a week", then I realized it was a play on words. Crazy church signs (it was previously "Google doesn't have ALL the answers").
Smartly Pretty Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 I like how in one ad, one guy wanted to break up with his girlfriend because she had bad credit and so they couldn't mortgage a house. Wah-wah-wah. Who the hell decides to break up with their s.o. based on their credit score? Fucking stupid. That's the worst one anyway.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 Not the credit score specifically, but financial issues kill a lot of marriages.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 Still though, the premise is retarded, and smacks of materialism. "I'd rather be alone and living in a big, nice house, than happily married and poor!" And yeah, financial issues may kill marriages, but that doesn't mean that they should. My girlfriend's a lazy fuck, but I love her and can see she's trying to get through college and all that shit, so I don't have a problem with it because she's doing okay in school.
Dandy Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 His credit sucked because of identity theft. If he had used freecreditreport.com, none of this would have happened. His credit being bad prevents him from having a good job?!!!?!?!?!? Those !!!! are aimed at the ad people not you mister Dandy Yes, and if you don't sign up with them, you'll never have a good job either!
Kinetic Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 I saw a church sign on my way home from stating "Seven days without God makes on week". My original thought was "great, this church knows seven days equals a week", then I realized it was a play on words. Crazy church signs (it was previously "Google doesn't have ALL the answers"). Walking home from work the other night, I saw one that read "I need a drink." That was exactly what I had been thinking. Do you think God was trying to tell me to get wasted?
Ravenbomb Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 This could go in several different folders, so I'm putting it here. Gay clubs play terrible, terrible music. If I ever go again I'm taking headphones.
Black Lushus Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 You mean like techno and trance and what not? Omaha has a gay techno club and a gay country bar downtown. I believe there's a lez bar somewhere near there as well. There may be two other gay clubs, but I can't be sure.
Copper Feel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Posted February 29, 2008 The gay club that I am occasionally dragged to (The Bath Taps, that might mean something to Chave, I guess) just features karaoke to an incessant degree. It's all stuff like "It's Raining Men" though, complete tripe.
Nighthawk Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 Gay clubs have the exact same variety of music as straight clubs. Of course, this is San Francisco... so the gay clubs are equal in number. And the straight clubs are really more like bi clubs. I could tell some stories.
Ravenbomb Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 And I would listen in rapt attention, but in St. Louis I imagine the straight clubs would play some manner of rap music. As opposed to the gawdawful disco/techno monstrosity that played at this place. There was a bit with an acoustic guitar through the bulk of it that wasn't bad, but the rest of it had me wondering if anybody there would mind shooting a thick load in each ear so I wouldn't have to listen to any more.
The Niggardly King Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 gay club in hollywood i went to played a lot of shitty house music.
justsoyouknow Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 The gay club out here is called "BS" and it stands for "buttsex". I've always wanted to go to see if I could get free drinks.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 Gay men are a hell of a lot more discerning that people think. Not every gay guy would fuck just any guy.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 The fancy queens might be picky, but redneck sodomites will fuck anything.
justsoyouknow Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 Bitch, please. I'm amazing looking. Men would fuck me.
Ravenbomb Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 The fancy queens might be picky, but redneck sodomites will fuck anything. True. I got hit on twice while I was there.
Dandy Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 "gayest 10 year old ever" You had to be searching for this kid. The video is no longer available. I posted this on my buddy's myspace page while he was gone for Army duty for 6 weeks. He is coming home on Friday and now the video won't show. He loves the fuck out of stuff like this. Does anyone know what to search for on youtube to find this?
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 I like the new Sour Patch Kids commercials. The SPK does something really mean to a girl, and she gets injured or upset, and then she forgives him. Zack Allen or something, right?
Dandy Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 I haven't seen that. In fact, I'm not sure if I have ever seen a sour patch kids commercial. Edit---Just found one on YouTube where one of them cut off a pigtail on this chick.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 I looked up Zach Allen and I couldn't find any pictures of him dressed like the product of two gay dads but I did find a picture of a cute girl. Oh here it is
King Kamala Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Things that make you go hmmm? NC-17 EHME returning in the live chat almost right after he was eliminated from the Worst Poster tournament.
CanadianGuitarist Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Fuck whoever closed the Movie tournament. Not that it was an epic thread or anything, I just really really really wanted to post a picture of Little Big League. Although, I kinda wanted it to continue. Four-Post Leena swingin his/her axe would have been entertaining; If Czech couldn't handle the Best Poster tourney, I'd love to see new guy/girl implode.
Aero Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Fuck whoever closed the Movie tournament. Not that it was an epic thread or anything, I just really really really wanted to post a picture of Little Big League. I was disappointed that Street Fighter didn't get a mention.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I can't believe there isn't a parody of "My mom had a stroke" in GTG yet.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 "I stroked your mom" has potential but I don't really have a good image.
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