Kane has been arrested

[UZI Suicide]

WWE.com has learned that Cleveland police have arrested Kane after he stole an ambulance containing an injured Lita. WWE.com will have more on this story as it continues to develop.

 

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/

 

[Cherry Blossom Viscount]

The fact that they try to potray this as so serious and earth shattering provides moments of unintentional humor.

[CanadianChris]

Words fail me.

[Black Lushus]

hey, for once, there's actually some continuity going on here guys...look at how many rapes, attempted homicides, robberies, etc. etc. are committed every Monday and Thursday night without reprocussions...

[Angles Broken Fricken Neck]

i dont know how to respond to that

[Masked Man of Mystery]

And we thought wwe.com was trying to be more "smart"

[CanadianChris]

hey, for once, there's actually some continuity going on here guys...look at how many rapes, attempted homicides, robberies, etc. etc. are committed every Monday and Thursday night without reprocussions...

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And of all those, they had to pick this one to follow up on?

[RedJed]

All I can hope is this is a reason to take Kane off TV for awhile, as the shit with him and Edge/Lita NEEDS to be done NOW if they want to go with what is actually logical, Hardy v. Edge. Its just weird that now apparently Lita wont be playing a part in that feud at all, which is yet another illogical booking move of many lately.

 

That angle last night just did not click on any level IMO. People are well overly exhausted on the Kane/Lita/Edge feud.

[The Amazing Rando]

Don't fuck with Cleveland, MAAAAAN!

 

 

Kane is going to be charged with the torturing of Shane McMahon, necrophilia and murder, kidnapping, and trying to be emo as he sits in jail.

 

Shit, might as well catch up on all his past problems now. This could keep him off TV for a good.....four weeks.

[Darthtiki]

What will happen is that Kane and Matt Hardy were both arrested in C-town and while in a cell together they hatched a plan to destroy Edge and Lita. Just my line of thought if I got blitzed off of the stash that creative has during their meetings

[Precious Roy]

All I can hope is this is a reason to take Kane off TV for awhile

 

Oh man, I'm sensing weeks of bad vignettes from the Cleveland County jail. That would be an awesome way to introduce the Boogey Man if they hadn't already teased him on TV

[Papacita]

I'd be mildly interested in this if they ended up putting Kane on trial and doing OJ-style coverage of it every week on Raw.

[razazteca]

Kane needs to have a Kenny Rogers moment at the police station.

[Guest *KNK*]

Hmm. Correct me if i am wrong and I know everyone blocked this out of their minds...

 

He was arrested once wasn't he? and placed on "House Arrest"...

 

Kane isnt good at getting away with this stuff

[spman]

WWE really shouldn't mix this worked nonsense with the legitimate shoot content thats been on the site lately, it's gonna get to the point where no one knows what to believe.

[Guest *KNK*]

They are further reaching the low end of the debacle that was WCW 2000

[Precious Roy]

WWE really shouldn't mix this worked nonsense with the legitimate shoot content thats been on the site lately, it's gonna get to the point where no one knows what to believe.

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Isn't that what they want?

[Gary Floyd]

Could have been worse. He could have been arrested at Cobb County.

[AndrewTS]

*Urge to make Grand Theft Auto/"hot coffee" joke rising*

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I think it would be awesome if they could thesmokinggun.com to post his mugshots. I dont know whether or not TSG would do it since its not real and would hurt their credibility..

 

In this day and age, if a celebrity gets arrested..its on there at some point.

[chuck415]

I wonder if he will be charged with assaulting that police officer too?

Guys Kane might have to serve some hard time.

[Downhome]

I demand, DEMAND, that they present us with a trial...wrestler court with hororable Judges JBL and HHH.

[Eclipse]

I seriously thought it was real, until I realized he did the same last night, and knew it was fake....*sigh*

[MillenniumMan831]

I'm thinking of heading downtown to bail Kane out. If they really want to torture the guy, make him watch CC Sabathia pitch at Jacob's Field.

[snuffbox]

Now thats a fucking shoot.

[The Tino Standard]

I'm thinking of heading downtown to bail Kane out.  If they really want to torture the guy, make him watch CC Sabathia pitch at Jacob's Field.

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Ba-doom ching!

[Downhome]

I'm thinking of heading downtown to bail Kane out.  If they really want to torture the guy, make him watch CC Sabathia pitch at Jacob's Field.

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Ba-doom ching!

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[MillenniumMan831]

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip generously.

[CBright7831]

Out of all the crimes Kane has comitted, they arrest him for stealing an ambulance.

 

- Setting various people on fire.

- Allegedly fucked a corpse.

- Buried his brother alive.

- Raped a women and got her pregnant against her will.

 

But don't worry, he's been arrested for stealing an ambulance. That will teach him a thing or two.

[iggymcfly]

I can't believe that no one's seeing the point of this. They're trying to make the Kane/Edge storyline as hokey as possible in order to contrast it with the "real" Matt Hardy storyline. The idea is obviously that Matt's fighting back against all the ridiculous kayfabed crap they put out in an attempt to settle a serious issue with Edge.