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I was listening to Limp Bizkit and Method Man 'n-2gether now' and they drop Big John Studd's name...

 

"They call me Big John Stud

My middle name Mud"

 

 

I also remember some other Limp Bizkit song that drops Ken Shamrock's name. The song was created while Shamrock was in the WWF. Are there any other wrestlers named off in songs?

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RZA references Steamboat and Flair a couple of times in some Wu-Tang song...I also believe the British Bulldog was also mentioned in a song of theirs, possibly by RZA...

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ICP drops wrestling references like they're too heavy to hold.

 

What is a Juggalo?

A HULKAMANIAC

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your momma through her coffee table (OH MY GOD!)

Bodies falling to the ground

Wars and riots all around

I'm inside like "fuck 'em all,

What's the main event on Raw?"

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Guest Frank_Nabbit

There's a comedy country song that says "he's as ugly as Dusty Rhodes"

 

 

ICP:

 

"Fuck Sisqo and FUCK jack and Jerry Brisco"

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ICP - still stabbin

 

"One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best

I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex

I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy

Before the match, I went to shake his hand, but I stabbed him in the eye

I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match

He was like "What are you doing?" I said FUCKIN' RELAX!

I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran

Everybody chased me, catch me if you can"

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If the ICP count as wrestlers:

 

Eminem - Marshall Mathers:

 

"Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer

and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer

Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay

Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)

And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out

Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out

after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out

(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!

Look at y'all runnin your mouth again

when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10

And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females

in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails

"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus

I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!"

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The ICP have a TON of these, but the one that sticks out in my mind is from "Fat, Sweaty Betty", in which they refer to a girl they know as being bigger than Yokozuna.

 

Hell, one of their albums is called "The Great Millenko", IIRC, based off of Prof. Boris Malenko, Dean's father.

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Wolfpac - Somethin' Wicked This Way Comes

 

Stole my brand new Pro Keds from a local k-mart

Coming' off the top ropes like Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart

 

Wolfpac - Evil Is As Evil Does

 

Like Jake the Snake Robbers I'll be dropping D.D.T's

I'm eating Mentos and your eating Sprees

 

Bloodhound Gang - No Rest For The Wicked

 

Body slam ya to the ground like I was Captain Lou Albano

Hit ya in the balls 'til you're singin' soprano

 

Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde

 

Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare

Wanna snap into a Slim Jim, break my limbs but do I care?

 

ICP - Soopa Villiains

 

I'm a ninja, throw drop kicks, chop necks like Sabu

 

ICP - Birthday Bitches

 

I ain't no fuckin superhero

Ain't that big and scary though

I fly like little Rey Mysterio

 

ICP - Cartoon Nightmares:

 

If you were Andre The Giant, that shit would be slick

You could finger fuck a girl and she would think it's your dick

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The only time ICP cracked me up: (besides that above Andre quote, that's pretty great.

 

In 'Santa is a fat bitch' there's this really high voice reapeating the lines in the background in the chorus, except for one time when it busts out with "OOOooooh my Undertaker.."

 

I remember a few rappers mentioning Lex Luger, which is weird, since he's like the most uncool wrestler ever.

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Anti Pop Consortium's "Dead in Motion" mentions Paul Orndorff

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Hell, one of their albums is called "The Great Millenko", IIRC, based off of Prof. Boris Malenko, Dean's father.

 

Not true, but I remember Tony Shiavone mentioning this on Nitro or something.

 

Heh, Eminem and ICP used to have beef?

 

It was pretty serious. Eminem pulled a gun on a member of the ICP entourage and got charges for it. Another member of the ICP entourage was killed by someone in the D-12 entourage when he was ran over by a car after a fight in a night club. Basically friends of friends kind of stuff. Eminem stopped mentioning the ICP and the beef ended. Violent J later said Eminem is a great rapper, but he still hates him.

 

Diss Songs:

ICP

"Slim Anus"

"Ain't nuttin but a bitch thang"

 

Eminem

"Marshall Mathers"

"Hell Freezes Over"

"Ken Kaniff skit"

 

And other various mentions about each other in random songs.

 

I remember a few rappers mentioning Lex Luger, which is weird, since he's like the most uncool wrestler ever.

 

Monoxide from Twiztid

 

"right before i shoot ya

I snap your back like I was lex luger

chronic weed abuser."

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Guest dreamer420

In How High Part 2 by Red and Meth Redman says; "They call me the Bob Backlund, I backs on hos that look like Toni Braxton."

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MF Doom

 

"That's the way the cookie tear/ Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle's rookie year."

 

Interesting, what was meant by that? Diss to Angle or praise?

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El abayarde by Tego Calderon.

 

"¿Tú quieres llegar somewhere? I'll take you there!

El Ric Flair , Im'ma body slam your ass en la brea

Boricua hasta el hueso, buscando progreso

Simplemente eso, mi jugo es espeso

Cogele el peso, le meto seso"

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In "Whoomp THere it is" I think they mention the Undertaker but I am not sure if they are referencing Mark Calloway or not....!?!

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Eminem is a thousand times cooler than the Insane Clown Posse, and Eminem isn't even that cool.

You've never encountered any ICP fans, or Juggalos, have you? Granted, not all fans of ICP are insane idiots (Take CarnivalizComing, he seems like a decent guy) but there are some really pathetic fans out there.

 

Also, I gotta agree with Czech. Eminem, who I think sucks, is cooler than ICP, though I think syphillis is most likely more enjoyable than ICP.

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Balackalicious - Release (pt 3)

 

Chopping you, I'll tomahawk, trauma hawk

On running, rocking shit 'till I was born

You're a Tom Thumb and I'm King Kong Bundy

Strong thunder, all summer long, keep on coming

Dawn, dusk, night, morning

I'll bust tight poems

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Fuck if I know who or what song it is but my girlfriend was listening to some rap song that had a Jerry Lawler mention. Something something like Jerry Lawler.

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