Smurfs TV Question

[Guest wildpegasus]

This is something I've asked various people throughout time but nobody seems to truly know so I thought I may as well ask it here, promote some discusion and put an end to my curiosity at the same time.

 

 

This is my recollection of the show which may be totally wrong.

 

 

At the beginning there were no kid smurfs and everybody was grown up smurfs 3 apples tall if you will. Than one smurfy day 3 smurfs smurfed their way somewhere and got caught in some kind of machine which turned them into kid smurfs never to be turned back again. I think this stuck with me because often with a lot of shows back in the day changes that occured within them would often be fixed in the course of an ep but of course this didn't as the 3 kid smurfs never did turn back to aldut smurfs.

 

 

Can anyone confirm this or have I gone completely smurfy here?

 

This has been bugging me for years so if anyone can answer it please do. Thanks.

[Black Lushus]

I kinda thought the 3 kid Smurfs just showed up...new season, new characters completely out of the blue with no back story, a la GI Joe and Transformers...I didn't know the 3 were victims of circumstance, I thought they were just there all of a sudden...

[starvenger]

I remember they had different caps, and I don't think an explanation was ever given. The only thing you can really extrapolate from this was that Smurfette was a slut.

[Ced]

I thought she was magically created by Gargamel, which would make the question of "Where do baby Smurfs come from?" even more a mystery.

[SuperJerk]

The only thing you can really extrapolate from this was that Smurfette was a slut.

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"I'd smurf it."

[Nighthawk]

For some reason, I believe Smurfette was originally male, and drank a magic potion to become female.

I've always thought that. It may have even actually been on the show.

[razazteca]

I thought she was magically created by Gargamel, which would make the question of "Where do baby Smurfs come from?" even more a mystery.

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If Gargamel made smurfette then why could'nt he make more to turn into gold or eat?

[Black Lushus]

perhaps he felt that a war fueled by petty jealousy would ravage the Smurf village to the point where he could easily step in and grab smurfs at will?

[LaParkaYourCar]

I thought she was magically created by Gargamel, which would make the question of "Where do baby Smurfs come from?" even more a mystery.

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If Gargamel made smurfette then why could'nt he make more to turn into gold or eat?

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Gargamel didn't make Smurfette. He made that other girl smurf that joined the show a few seasons later. I forget her name. I think she had dark hair. Or was that Smurfette and she dyed her hair? I forget the crazy storylines that show had.

[razazteca]

When Gargamel made Smurfette she was evil and had the dark hair but later on in the same episode Papa Smurf used his magic making her a normal smurf but it had one side effect........it made her blond. Near the end of the series several new smurfs were added to the show to add the cute factor one of them was a lil girl redhead with pigtails. But nobody seems to know the orgin story of Grand Pa, Wild, or the children smurfs.

[Guest Fook]

"We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."

"Smurfette?"

"Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."

"Smurfette doesn't fuck."

"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."

"No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."

"Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?"

"What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action."

"Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape."

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

[Ced]

Dammit, Fook. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[tekcop]

I think of that movie everytime someone mentions the Smurfs.

[razazteca]

I have been pondering where Fook's quotes are from is it from Kevin Smith or QT movies?

[The Metal Maniac]

The other day, while digging through the junk in my attic, I came across a button that had Smurfette walking away in a huff, that said "No means no!"

 

I found it quite comical.

[Slayer]

I plugged the quote into Google and apparently it's from Donnie Darko, which I've never seen (hell, I didn't even know it existed before coming to TSM)

[Guest Fook]

Well it was either use that quote or the one from Family Guy where they use "smurf" as a substitute for "fuck".

 

"As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me."

"Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?"

"Smurf yeah!"

[EdwardKnoxII]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurf

 

The Smurflings were introduced in the mid-1980s:

3 young boys (Slouchy, Snappy, and Nat). Originally, those kids were normal Smurfs from the village, but one day, they went inside a wizard's house under a request by Papa Smurf and then accidentally entered inside a magical grandfather clock. The clock, by a time spell, turned the three Smurfs into children.

 

Sassette, a young girl Smurf. She is a redhead with braided hair and wears pink overalls. She was originally magically created like the Smurfette, but by the three kid Smurfs instead of by Gargamel. The three kid Smurfs felt sorry for Smurfette who was lonely as being the sole female in the village, so they broke into Gargamel's mansion and stole the magical recipe book that provided the origin of Smurfette's creation. They then created Sassette from it.

 

Grandpa Smurf and Grandma Smurf. Grandpa Smurf, an older version of Papa Smurf, was introduced several years later and was soon followed with a female counterpart. Grandma and Grandpa are original to the animated series and do not appear in the original comics (except in the comic strips in the French "Schtroumpf" magazine).

 

Clockwork Smurf, a wooden robot built by Handy Smurf. It is difficult to tell if Clockwork Smurf should count as part of the Smurf population, but considering that he shows real personality and feeling, it seems as if he could.

[Guest wildpegasus]

The Smurflings were introduced in the mid-1980s:

3 young boys (Slouchy, Snappy, and Nat). Originally, those kids were normal Smurfs from the village, but one day, they went inside a wizard's house under a request by Papa Smurf and then accidentally entered inside a magical grandfather clock. The clock, by a time spell, turned the three Smurfs into children.

 

 

Yes, I was right! Thank you for that information.

That's how I remember it.

[DMann2003]

Anybody here from the Dayton/Cincinnati area and go to King's Island in the early 80's. Remmember the Smurf ride? That ride was trippy (Imagine a ride similar to A Small World Afterall, but with Smurfs and slightly less annoying).

[razazteca]

It's a smurfy world after all?

[Ravenbomb]

Anybody here from the Dayton/Cincinnati area and go to King's Island in the early 80's.  Remmember the Smurf ride?  That ride was trippy (Imagine a ride similar to A Small World Afterall, but with Smurfs and slightly less annoying).

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sorry, I can't not picture it as a Small World-type ride version of the Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass cartoon

[Jericholic82]

Man looking back at the smurfs now, it all seems really weird. I hardly rememebered a lot of that stuff cuz I was little and its been so long.

 

I do remember owning at least 2 smurfs records though.

[Gary Floyd]

Ladies and Gentlemen: Smurf Sex

http://www.velocity.net/~acekc/smurfsex.html

 

note: I first heard this story when I was in 10th grade.

[Alro]

Anybody here from the Dayton/Cincinnati area and go to King's Island in the early 80's.  Remmember the Smurf ride?  That ride was trippy (Imagine a ride similar to A Small World Afterall, but with Smurfs and slightly less annoying).

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I think I remember riding it. I couldn't tell you any specifics about it, though.

[Ripper]

Smurfs...they were all about drug abuse. A bunch of little blue men living in MUSHROOMS that only a CHEMIST could see.

[ChrisMWaters]

Smurfs...they were all about drug abuse.  A bunch of little blue men living in MUSHROOMS that only a CHEMIST could see.

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Other people could see them (Remembers the Second Christmas Special)

 

It's just that the Smurfs stayed hidden so very few people knew about them.

[Black Lushus]

Smurfs...they were all about drug abuse.  A bunch of little blue men living in MUSHROOMS that only a CHEMIST could see.

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I had actually heard that the Smurfs could be linked to Satanism...I don't know how, but I was told that several times in my youth...

[Dangerous A]

Smurfs...they were all about drug abuse.  A bunch of little blue men living in MUSHROOMS that only a CHEMIST could see.

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Actually, I've heard that the Smurfs were a communist vehicle to help brainwash American kids during the eighties.

 

You've got Papa Smurf, who is the only smurf to wear red and sports a beard like Marx or Lenin.

 

The Smurfs all share food and live in a commune-like environment. Gargamel is the evil capatilist who, at first, wants to turn the Smurfs into gold. Greedy guy.

 

There are a bunch of websites dedicated to this theory, but I'm pretty sure if you sat there and thought about it, you could draw parallels with the Smurfs and anything related to evil.

[ChrisMWaters]

There are a bunch of websites dedicated to this theory, but I'm pretty sure if you sat there and thought about it, you could draw parallels with the Smurfs and anything related to evil.

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Even Richard Simmons and Ru Paul?