Who Will Test Positive For Steroids?

[Steviekick]

I'd put Edge on that list, too.

[Vigo]

Ok, I think a whole lot of the guys on the roster are on the roids, but I agree that there won't be any suspensions for steroids, at least of big stars. There might be a scapegoat or two for Vince to prove his point. Anyone else think this? Yeah, i'll bet someting stupid like RVD getting fired will be the biggest result of this.

So let's play who's-on-roids~?

Chris Masters, duh

HHH

Chris Benoit, looks a bit like Eddie's body type

Snitsky

Angle, seeing the comparisson pics is scary

Batista

I don't think Cena is on steroids, sure he's big and ripped, but he just doesn't have that crazy bulging look. But hey, what do I know

 

As for the non-steroid drugs, who knows? I wouldn't want to speculate on that stuff.

 

I really hope Vince is serious about this though. Truly. It's getting dangerous.

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If RVD's going to test positive for anything it's going to be marijuana.

[naiwf]

The only prominent people who come to mind that could be clean that aren't sloppy (Big Show, Rosey, Viscera) are RVD, Benjamin, London (not necessarily a big name but one that fits my argument) and possibly Cena. Everyone else strikes me as someone who has used, or is still on 'roids.

[ZGangsta]

Ok, I think a whole lot of the guys on the roster are on the roids, but I agree that there won't be any suspensions for steroids, at least of big stars. There might be a scapegoat or two for Vince to prove his point. Anyone else think this? Yeah, i'll bet someting stupid like RVD getting fired will be the biggest result of this.

So let's play who's-on-roids~?

Chris Masters, duh

HHH

Chris Benoit, looks a bit like Eddie's body type

Snitsky

Angle, seeing the comparisson pics is scary

Batista

I don't think Cena is on steroids, sure he's big and ripped, but he just doesn't have that crazy bulging look. But hey, what do I know

 

As for the non-steroid drugs, who knows? I wouldn't want to speculate on that stuff.

 

I really hope Vince is serious about this though. Truly. It's getting dangerous.

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If RVD's going to test positive for anything it's going to be marijuana.

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Exactly.

[Guest tony manero]

Oh, and Kane has been clean for the last 3 or 4 years.

 

Do you remember how big he used to be?

[LaParkaYourCar]

Yeah I do and I think Kane came out the better for it. He's still big, but he's lean now and can move a lot better.

[Guest tony manero]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CanadianChris]

I'd put Edge on that list, too.

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Definitely. He all but came out and admitted it on Off The Record a few months ago.

[Failed Bridge]

Vince said he'll test for it, but he didn't say he'll punish people for being on it from what I read. He'll probably give them a pamphlet on the dangers of steroid use and call it a day.

[Steviekick]

I'd put Edge on that list, too.

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Definitely. He all but came out and admitted it on Off The Record a few months ago.

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I wasn't aware of that. I was just going on how freakishly larger he was when he came back.

[MillenniumMan831]

This is all an elaborate plan to push the ICOPRO program.

[iliketurtles]

At least Snitsky has his wrestling ability to fall back onto.

[Guest Andrew J.]

Even guys that test positive might not be fired outright. Maybe a suspension or fines, definitely rehab for the recreational stuff.

[The Mandarin]

At least Snitsky has his wrestling ability to fall back onto.

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At least Snitsky has a great deal of acne to fall back onto.

[Guest tony manero]

McMahon obviously knows that a majority of his roster is on the juice; otherwise, he wouldn't have said, "I'm sure you guys have millions of questions in your head right now."

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At least Snitsky has a great deal of acne to fall back onto.

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Snitsky would use the excuse of "It wasn't my fault!" to defend himself, of course.

[imajackoff?]

I remember Meltz saying on WOL once that the only wrestler he KNEW didnt use steriods was Lance Storm simply because of the way he watched what he ate, etc. So, it is possible to have a good, muscular physique even on the WWE schedule. You just have to be unbelieveably disciplined.

 

painkillers on the other hand....

[Just John]

I don't really think Rey's on the juice. If you look at him in WCW he wasn't bulky or even ripped (compared to say Eddie, who was ripped in WCW, then added mass in WWE). Rey was ripped when he came to WWE, but he didn't put on a lot of weight. Rey could've gotten to where he's at pretty easily by just eating and working out properly. I suppose he could have used roids, but it's not like he had to in order to get where he's at.

[2GOLD]

I remember Meltz saying on WOL once that the only wrestler he KNEW didnt use steriods was Lance Storm simply because of the way he watched what he ate, etc.  So, it is possible to have a good, muscular physique even on the WWE schedule.  You just have to be unbelieveably disciplined.

 

painkillers on the other hand....

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That's where they'll get all of the veterans. Their bodies have taken so much punishment it's impossible to believe painkillers aren't the number one problem.

 

Roids will get a good 15 to 25 percent, maybe a little more.

[Guest cacheton]

If they test everyone, then who will run the company??

[Guest tony manero]

Is Vince McMahon exempt from testing?

 

If so, he'll finally be able to live out his fantasy of being the most physically awesome specimen in WWE.

 

Which means... Vince is going to give the monster push to HIMSELF.

 

And NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

WWE Champion....Vince McMahon!

[Dr. Zaius]

John Cena has stated on OTR that he has never done steroids. I would've been skeptical, but it was the manner in which he said it that led me to believe he was telling the truth. He told Lansberg that he had a very strict diet and got big via natural means.

 

What do you think about him?

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I think he sucks.

 

Wait...was that question limited to just how he'd test for roids?

[Vern Gagne]

We don't know when these tests will first be given. Vince could give people 4-6 months. If that's the case someone like Paul Burchill will be thrown under the bus, while HHH urine is clean.

[Guest tony manero]

Oh, and I doubt JBL is on roids. The same probably goes for Taker and Big Show.

 

HHH seems to have gone off of them since Homecoming.

[The Kid]

Just a note...WWE November is bizarre. Kind of like if Bulldog won the Royal Rumble years ago. Bizarre.

[Guest *KNK*]

Look on the bright side, maybe Jamie Gibson will be back to fight for his ROH title again sooner then we thought.

[haVoc]

No one is passing this test except Rosey and Viscera.

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If the drug test don't get them the cardio will.

[Jericho2000Mark]

Not on roids: HBK, JBL, most of the fat guys

[cabbageboy]

It will end up similar to major league baseball, where you'll get a few no name guys, maybe some guys down in OVW, and maybe one major star a year like Palmeiro. The "major" guy will be someone like Chris Masters.

[JustJoe2k5]

I think rehab is the obvious first step for any talent found to have done any drugs. Their willingness to stop the habit may be the deciding factor to them staying or being released. Vince McMahon is pretty loyal to his talent, he wouldn't just dump them with their problem.

 

And why would McMahon try to hide Triple H's problem, wouldn't that be the guy he wants to help the most since Triple H will likely take over WWE down the line?