Justice Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) First off, the traditional "Name the Christimas PPV" contest is now open. Start tossing out names. And if you don't have something going on for the PPV yet, post in here so we can get a rough idea of who we need to find matches for. And while we're at it: theme song suggestions! Edited December 1, 2005 by chirs3
ChrisMWaters Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 Season's Beatings Oh, and reminder that I have a match with Mr. Cockroach...er...Landon Maddix.
Smartly Pretty Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 JJ has the greatest name possibly ever, and it shall be my duty to steal it. Chaunakkah Chavoc.
JJ Johnson Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 That was actually originated by Tom, and I stole it from him. It's a proud tradition. And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs.
chirs3 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 Didn't we do a Season's Beatings once? I can't quite remember.
Ace309 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 It's spelled "Chanukkah," actually. - Tom, goyische student at a Jewish law school
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) Didn't we do a Season's Beatings once? I can't quite remember. If so, it must have been before you guys moved over from IGN; looking back through the archives, I found: 2002 - The SWF Holds Down Christmas 2003 - Twas the Fight Before Christmas 2004 - Slay Ride Edited December 1, 2005 by Mr. S£im Citrus
ChrisMWaters Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs. That's the company that has a DVD called "44 ways to kill you with a pimento" right?
Bruce Blank Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 "12 slams of Christmas" and yeah I'm good opponent wise
JJ Johnson Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs. That's the company that has a DVD called "44 ways to kill you with a pimento" right? As well as "Smells Like Steen Spirit" and "Zombies Shouldn't Run".
Smartly Pretty Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 Tom, I'm jewish too, I just fail miserably. I never even went to Hebrew school.
zyon Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 Yep I need a match. And I'll leave the names up to guys.
janusd Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 2003 - Twas the Fight Before Christmas Twas the fight before Christmas And all through the fed Not a wrestler was stirring Cause they were all drunk (or dead) </got such a kick out of writing that>
the.weej Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" After a conversation with Judge last night, I suggest a more multicultural name. SWF RAMADOMINATION! *LIVE* FROM MEDINA, SAUDI ARABIA~! Just think about it. Four Corners Islamic Conversion match. Effigy On a Minarette. And in the main event... Wes Davenport (as Jesus) vs Muhammed! HOW CAN WE LOSE -Z
chirs3 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 *fell out of his chair laughing at RAMADOMINATION* That gets my vote.
Bruce Blank Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 SWF Longest NightThen it should be headlined by a blindfold match to play off that theme or a match that takes place in a totally dark arena... but only crazy japanese feds do those
muzz Posted December 2, 2005 Report Posted December 2, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" After a conversation with Judge last night, I suggest a more multicultural name. SWF RAMADOMINATION! *LIVE* FROM MEDINA, SAUDI ARABIA~! Just think about it. Four Corners Islamic Conversion match. Effigy On a Minarette. And in the main event... Wes Davenport (as Jesus) vs Muhammed! HOW CAN WE LOSE -Z To be fair, even Wes would decline the role in favour of Chuck Norris.
Toxxic Posted December 3, 2005 Report Posted December 3, 2005 How about Wes plays Chuck Norris as the special referee, and we get Jet Li to be Jesus? Yes, I know. A stupid idea.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted December 3, 2005 Report Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: The Final Countdown. Special musical appearance by EUROPE!
Zack Malibu Posted December 3, 2005 Report Posted December 3, 2005 Kwanza Krush The Chrismukkah Massacre Meltdown on 34th St. Snow Brawl Unholy Night How The SWF Stole Christmas
Justice Posted December 3, 2005 Author Report Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: Chanumania. "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Chanumania runs wild all over you?!"
JHawk Posted December 3, 2005 Report Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: Chanumania. "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Chanumania runs wild all over you?!" And for every serious suggestion we get, we also get that.
Zack Malibu Posted December 3, 2005 Report Posted December 3, 2005 BETHLEMAYHEM~! Note: That idea was not all of my own, but I damn near did a spit take upon hearing it.
hhh6294 Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" Not to contradict the greatness that is Zed, but the offifical name of our first Christmas PPV was called Corporate Christmas. Wreck the Halls was just a fun holiday show which inclided people from both the IGNWF and IGNJL that Spike (Old Spike, not new one, IDMT13 was his board name) put on, which by the way did feature the first ever Mall Brawl I believe, but other than that had little to no participation in it. (It did have a rather amusing match between Mr G and Exploding Chicken on it though) I don't think we ever used Season's Beatings... sounds too serious for the SWF... especially back in the days. I think we used Corporate Christmas until Jayson took off, then we started naming the Christmas PPV's, like No Sells Christmas, etc. I may be wrong on the Corporate Christmas timeline, but I do believe we have never used Season's Beatings.
Chuck Woolery Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 In honor of Tod deKindes, I propose "The SWF's Christmas No Gifts". I also found myself enjoying "How the SWF Stole Christmas".
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