Justice 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) First off, the traditional "Name the Christimas PPV" contest is now open. Start tossing out names. And if you don't have something going on for the PPV yet, post in here so we can get a rough idea of who we need to find matches for. And while we're at it: theme song suggestions! Edited December 1, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 "Hell Freezes Over" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 Season's Beatings Oh, and reminder that I have a match with Mr. Cockroach...er...Landon Maddix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 JJ has the greatest name possibly ever, and it shall be my duty to steal it. Chaunakkah Chavoc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 That was actually originated by Tom, and I stole it from him. It's a proud tradition. And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 Didn't we do a Season's Beatings once? I can't quite remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 It's spelled "Chanukkah," actually. - Tom, goyische student at a Jewish law school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) Didn't we do a Season's Beatings once? I can't quite remember. If so, it must have been before you guys moved over from IGN; looking back through the archives, I found: 2002 - The SWF Holds Down Christmas 2003 - Twas the Fight Before Christmas 2004 - Slay Ride Edited December 1, 2005 by Mr. S£im Citrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs. That's the company that has a DVD called "44 ways to kill you with a pimento" right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 "12 slams of Christmas" and yeah I'm good opponent wise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs. That's the company that has a DVD called "44 ways to kill you with a pimento" right? As well as "Smells Like Steen Spirit" and "Zombies Shouldn't Run". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Tom, I'm jewish too, I just fail miserably. I never even went to Hebrew school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Yep I need a match. And I'll leave the names up to guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Nuclear Winter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 2003 - Twas the Fight Before Christmas Twas the fight before Christmas And all through the fed Not a wrestler was stirring Cause they were all drunk (or dead) </got such a kick out of writing that> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" After a conversation with Judge last night, I suggest a more multicultural name. SWF RAMADOMINATION! *LIVE* FROM MEDINA, SAUDI ARABIA~! Just think about it. Four Corners Islamic Conversion match. Effigy On a Minarette. And in the main event... Wes Davenport (as Jesus) vs Muhammed! HOW CAN WE LOSE -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 *fell out of his chair laughing at RAMADOMINATION* That gets my vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 SWF Longest Night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 SWF Longest NightThen it should be headlined by a blindfold match to play off that theme or a match that takes place in a totally dark arena... but only crazy japanese feds do those Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" After a conversation with Judge last night, I suggest a more multicultural name. SWF RAMADOMINATION! *LIVE* FROM MEDINA, SAUDI ARABIA~! Just think about it. Four Corners Islamic Conversion match. Effigy On a Minarette. And in the main event... Wes Davenport (as Jesus) vs Muhammed! HOW CAN WE LOSE -Z To be fair, even Wes would decline the role in favour of Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 How about Wes plays Chuck Norris as the special referee, and we get Jet Li to be Jesus? Yes, I know. A stupid idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 "Violent Night" (Holy Fight) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: The Final Countdown. Special musical appearance by EUROPE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 Kwanza Krush The Chrismukkah Massacre Meltdown on 34th St. Snow Brawl Unholy Night How The SWF Stole Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: Chanumania. "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Chanumania runs wild all over you?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 SWF: Chanumania. "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Chanumania runs wild all over you?!" And for every serious suggestion we get, we also get that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 BETHLEMAYHEM~! Note: That idea was not all of my own, but I damn near did a spit take upon hearing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 The first Christmas PPV was "Wreck the Halls," but I can't remember the name of the 2001 PPV. It very well may have been "Season's Beatings" Not to contradict the greatness that is Zed, but the offifical name of our first Christmas PPV was called Corporate Christmas. Wreck the Halls was just a fun holiday show which inclided people from both the IGNWF and IGNJL that Spike (Old Spike, not new one, IDMT13 was his board name) put on, which by the way did feature the first ever Mall Brawl I believe, but other than that had little to no participation in it. (It did have a rather amusing match between Mr G and Exploding Chicken on it though) I don't think we ever used Season's Beatings... sounds too serious for the SWF... especially back in the days. I think we used Corporate Christmas until Jayson took off, then we started naming the Christmas PPV's, like No Sells Christmas, etc. I may be wrong on the Corporate Christmas timeline, but I do believe we have never used Season's Beatings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 I believe you are correct, GoldenEye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 In honor of Tod deKindes, I propose "The SWF's Christmas No Gifts". I also found myself enjoying "How the SWF Stole Christmas". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
